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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

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von_Bismarck said:
If I keep going out for evening ice cream, it's going to start affecting my waistline. :eek:
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I'll bite, since no one else is taking the gambit:

Lemme guess- an oddly specific, Minneapolis only parlor? Edina Creamery, maybe?
 
There's a fucking yellow jacket wasp over by the grill, all intent on the scents coming off. I should go open it so he can fly in, eh?
 
Luk1 said:
White dude has more hair than princess little lace.
Black dude has a nicer grotto than princess little lace.
Both win because they are not princess little lace.
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Sick burn, Kato!

Nothing more insulting than calling a dude a gir-rr-rl. Girls are synonymous with the lamest of the lame.

...plus they have cooties, amirite?
 
von_Bismarck said:
Never been there. 🤷
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Oh you should totally try it. It's over there on the Post Office side of the Minnehaha Creek area. Highly recommend. It would be a bit of a hike but if you headed over to Harriet Lake I'll bet you could just about burn off those calories with a couple of laps.
 
Que said:
Sick burn, Kato!

Nothing more insulting than calling a dude a gir-rr-rl. Girls are synonymous with the lamest of the lame.

...plus they have cooties, amirite?
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There's a bunch of chicks that aren't worth the bother too. It's not because they're chicks, gamer. All girls aren't cool because they're girls. It's nice the cool ones do the girl stuff good too. You're just not broad enough, my friend. That line is lonlier than it is creepy. The girls are not loving it. You're good on my tab, though.
 
Que said:
Oh you should totally try it. It's over there on the Post Office side of the Minnehaha Creek area. Highly recommend. It would be a bit of a hike but if you headed over to Harriet Lake I'll bet you could just about burn off those calories with a couple of laps.
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Consider another hobby.
 
 
Que said:
von_D should refer him to his Lipo guy!
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I don’t know, he used to be a hottie. His character’s combover didn’t help.

I can’t remember the name of the movie, it’s eh. It’s got travolta. And the old black guy with freckles. And travolta’s daughter, she turned out cute. Travolta’s got a bad grey rug on. And that Famke from Nip/Tuck. And the Russian guy on Armageddon. And the second Terminator guy.
 
Que said:
Easy Reader? Morgan Freeman?
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Ugh. You made me look. The Poison Rose. It was boring, mostly...and talked right thru it. Brendan Fraser was just mesmerizing how bloated he got. Like Ice Man in Top Gun. Ice Cream Man is more like it.

Yes, Morgan Freeman.
 
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