Weirdest place you’ve ever had sex

Bngx5

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I have a thing for sex in unusual places. I know right - I’m the only weirdo on here.

What’s the strangest place you’ve ever had sex.

I’ll go first.

Church tower.

Beat that
 
Woodfield Mall in Schaumberg, IL. at the time in the late 80's it was the largest mall under one roof in the country (before Mall of America)

We were in the catacombs (the areas behind all the stores.) Lost my virginity there with a girl from work. Funny thing about this is we went on a family trip to Chicago to see my sister and ended up at Woodfield mall and I walked by the exit door to that part of catacombs. So me My wife and our 3 kids were 20 feet from where daddy lost his virginity. Brought a smile to my face.

In a Cracker Barrel Restaurant. My Adventurous (and Crazy) lady friend heard the lady in the gift shop ask the cashier to watch the shop while she went on break. She left the store room door ajar in case she needed in to get something from the back. Slipped in, Went to the back where there is an office and bent her over the desk chair. then slipped out We are pretty sure the cashier saw us leave lol.

In a FBI Agents Bed... Went down on his daughter and she enjoyed the fruits of my labor (we were both in college and lifeguards together at the time). Once she finished thrashing about the bed she was overwhelmed with emotion and kicked me out of the house lol. Southern Lady guilt?!?!?
 
Woodfield Mall in Schaumberg, IL. at the time in the late 80's it was the largest mall under one roof in the country (before Mall of America)

We were in the catacombs (the areas behind all the stores.) Lost my virginity there with a girl from work. Funny thing about this is we went on a family trip to Chicago to see my sister and ended up at Woodfield mall and I walked by the exit door to that part of catacombs. So me My wife and our 3 kids were 20 feet from where daddy lost his virginity. Brought a smile to my face.

In a Cracker Barrel Restaurant. My Adventurous (and Crazy) lady friend heard the lady in the gift shop ask the cashier to watch the shop while she went on break. She left the store room door ajar in case she needed in to get something from the back. Slipped in, Went to the back where there is an office and bent her over the desk chair. then slipped out We are pretty sure the cashier saw us leave lol.

In a FBI Agents Bed... Went down on his daughter and she enjoyed the fruits of my labor (we were both in college and lifeguards together at the time). Once she finished thrashing about the bed she was overwhelmed with emotion and kicked me out of the house lol. Southern Lady guilt?!?!?

Nice range. I’ll give you 4/10 for the mall catacombs. It would have been lower but you used the word “catacombs “ and it would have been higher if I knew what they were
 
Nice range. I’ll give you 4/10 for the mall catacombs. It would have been lower but you used the word “catacombs “ and it would have been higher if I knew what they were

The Catacombs are the area behind the stores where they can deal with their trash, take deliveries, go to and from the stores without walking through the customer area of the mall. So public access but behind the stores so it was mostly employees.

What about he FBI agents Bed... hehe
 
Assisted Living Facility

My then girlfriend and I were on our way home from a party when all of a sudden she tells me to take a right at the last second. We pulled into a well lit parking lot. She looked at me and said she had to pee. So, when in Rome, I took advantage of the break as well. So I'm finishing up and she comes up behind me and said, "don't put it away". She reached around and got in front of me and crouched down and proceeded to give me a very nice blowjob. This was at about 1am. It was quiet so we thought nothing of it. When we were done I wanted right by where the sign was that said it was an assisted living facility and the main hall was about 25 feet away from where we were.
 
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