dirtycarol
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I have a coworker friend, Wanda. She's about 5' tall, slim, age 63, pretty open with a great sense of humor. She recently took a Florida vacation so Monday I thought I would tease her a bit by sending her a meme of an alligator climbing a fence I happened to find here on Lit.
Me being a somewhat not so smart-smart phone user I managed to send her the entire page including a certain avatar which shows a fantastic cock being licked by a young lady. Well, you can guess what showed up first, the fantastic cock being worshiped! I sort-of thought that's what happened from looking at the sent. I was so scared and embarrassed, I waited until Wanda came through my work are and I quickly apologized and explained I only meant to send the alligator meme. She said it was okay and I shouldn't worry about it, and she had deleted it already.
Okay, I've been uncovered as a horny, 58 year old married woman who likes to dip into the world of erotica every now and again. Tuesday I was still in a state of embarrassment when Wanda came in, we made tea and chatted a little when she asks, "Can you resend that meme you sent yesterday? I deleted it and would like to have the pic of the girl sucking the fantastic cock!" I then remembered what they used to call her, "Wet-Wild Wanda" and teased her, "she wasn't sucking it, she was only licking it!"
I laughed, she laughed and I began digging through my phone, found it and again sent it. All she got was the damn alligator. After several attempts I gave up, enlarged the avatar and sent it successfully. She seemed pleased, but quizzed me on where I found such quality porn AND humorous memes. So, I had to tell her about being a member here and giving her links to some threads I keep saved. Looks like we'll have a new member soon!
Me being a somewhat not so smart-smart phone user I managed to send her the entire page including a certain avatar which shows a fantastic cock being licked by a young lady. Well, you can guess what showed up first, the fantastic cock being worshiped! I sort-of thought that's what happened from looking at the sent. I was so scared and embarrassed, I waited until Wanda came through my work are and I quickly apologized and explained I only meant to send the alligator meme. She said it was okay and I shouldn't worry about it, and she had deleted it already.
Okay, I've been uncovered as a horny, 58 year old married woman who likes to dip into the world of erotica every now and again. Tuesday I was still in a state of embarrassment when Wanda came in, we made tea and chatted a little when she asks, "Can you resend that meme you sent yesterday? I deleted it and would like to have the pic of the girl sucking the fantastic cock!" I then remembered what they used to call her, "Wet-Wild Wanda" and teased her, "she wasn't sucking it, she was only licking it!"
I laughed, she laughed and I began digging through my phone, found it and again sent it. All she got was the damn alligator. After several attempts I gave up, enlarged the avatar and sent it successfully. She seemed pleased, but quizzed me on where I found such quality porn AND humorous memes. So, I had to tell her about being a member here and giving her links to some threads I keep saved. Looks like we'll have a new member soon!