Instead of a dick pic, send me a picture of ......

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Ladies.... we all have fallen victim to the random and unsolicited dick pic. Today in talking with a friend, he began to talk about some home remodeling he was doing and I gotta admit my ears perked up, I got a little warm and fidgety in my seat. It made me realize that I would be more impressed and interested if a guy sent me a picture of a home remodeling job he did than one of his dick. Am I the only one?

So for all the guys out there who just don't know what to do beyond a dick pic, shall we offer a little advice?

Like instead of a dick pic, send me a picture of your last home improvement. :D
 
And it's Blu for the win!
The crowd goes wild!
*deafening cheers*

Tbt? Anything a guy can make, take apart, put back together again, etc..

*grrwl*

But don't send me anything.. post it here, if Blu doesn't object.
 
Send me a photo of your record collection. I need it close enough or sharp enough to see the titles. Don't PM it. Just post it here. I will appraise. Over the years, there have been a few guys out there who got laid because they impressed me with good taste. Others got shot down. You'll probably get shot down, too.
 
Send me a photo of your record collection. I need it close enough or sharp enough to see the titles. Don't PM it. Just post it here. I will appraise. Over the years, there have been a few guys out there who got laid because they impressed me with good taste. Others got shot down. You'll probably get shot down, too.

Impossible. I have over 3000 records. How could I send you collection that included titles. Come on dude.
 
Ladies.... we all have fallen victim to the random and unsolicited dick pic. Today in talking with a friend, he began to talk about some home remodeling he was doing and I gotta admit my ears perked up, I got a little warm and fidgety in my seat. It made me realize that I would be more impressed and interested if a guy sent me a picture of a home remodeling job he did than one of his dick. Am I the only one?

So for all the guys out there who just don't know what to do beyond a dick pic, shall we offer a little advice?

Like instead of a dick pic, send me a picture of your last home improvement. :D

Do you really want to see the pics of when I replaced all the cast iron drain pipes in my bathroom before I could remodel & replaced them with pvc?


Send me a photo of your record collection. I need it close enough or sharp enough to see the titles. Don't PM it. Just post it here. I will appraise. Over the years, there have been a few guys out there who got laid because they impressed me with good taste. Others got shot down. You'll probably get shot down, too.

I don't have albums anymore. Now all my music is digital. I can now carry nearly 8 gigs of music in the palm of my hand. ;)
 
Pictures of the male anatomy that are much better than a dick pic...
1. A handsome smile
2. Large, hard working hands
3. A sweaty back pic...shirt off, maybe cutting grass or something of that order.

Though I do like all of the previous ideas presented. With those in mind, I'll add a picture of him working with tools (not "that" tool! :D) and/or a picture of him reading a book in which you can read the cover.
 
Anything by the ocean.

And US^^^? Just take a pic of the records where they are, doesn't have to be all of them.
 
Pictures of the male anatomy that are much better than a dick pic...
1. A handsome smile
2. Large, hard working hands
3. A sweaty back pic...shirt off, maybe cutting grass or something of that order.

Though I do like all of the previous ideas presented. With those in mind, I'll add a picture of him working with tools (not "that" tool! :D) and/or a picture of him reading a book in which you can read the cover.

Good choices. ;)
 
Anything by the ocean.

And US^^^? Just take a pic of the records where they are, doesn't have to be all of them.

Her are a few stacks.
 

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Her are a few stacks.

I took a peek at your album collection. I saw the title, "The Volebeats" and googled it. Just listened to them for the first time and liked the song. I'll look for and listen to more of their music. Thanks for sharing your post/music.
 
And it's Blu for the win!
The crowd goes wild!
*deafening cheers*

Tbt? Anything a guy can make, take apart, put back together again, etc..

*grrwl*

But don't send me anything.. post it here, if Blu doesn't object.

Oh posting those pics here is a fabulous idea! Then we can all swoon. Thanks! :)

Do you really want to see the pics of when I replaced all the cast iron drain pipes in my bathroom before I could remodel & replaced them with pvc?




I don't have albums anymore. Now all my music is digital. I can now carry nearly 8 gigs of music in the palm of my hand. ;)

You have cast iron? *fans self* YES!! Please!

Anything by the ocean.

And US^^^? Just take a pic of the records where they are, doesn't have to be all of them.

Ocean pics are awesome! Actually I love any travel pics. I have a friend who regularly travels for work and we play a game. He sends me a pic with a clue and I have to figure out where he is. Last time it was Spain and I was drooling over the pictures. :D
 
I took a peek at your album collection. I saw the title, "The Volebeats" and googled it. Just listened to them for the first time and liked the song. I'll look for and listen to more of their music. Thanks for sharing your post/music.

Cool. I need to listen to that one again. Only have that one LP by them but I remember liking it when I bought.
 
I took a peek at your album collection. I saw the title, "The Volebeats" and googled it. Just listened to them for the first time and liked the song. I'll look for and listen to more of their music. Thanks for sharing your post/music.

That LP stood out to me, too, because I have just about everything they ever released, but I have no LPs of theirs.
 
That LP stood out to me, too, because I have just about everything they ever released, but I have no LPs of theirs.

I am pretty sure that was their only LP. They do have a bunch of cds and that 7’ released on Bloodshot. I think that is how I heard of them.
 
A pic of...
Last book read.
Last meal cooked.
Your hands.
Literally anything but your dick. Or ass. Or balls.
 
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You're weird! ;)

Ok, here's the before...

The first pic is on the side. The travertine tile is the floor.

Nice!! I don't know why I love the look of cast iron so much. Lol. But something about always makes me want to run my hands over it. Okay. Maybe that's a little weird. ;)

So now what's wrong with cast iron piping? I've never heard of it used as piping. I love it for sinks and cookware. It's so incredibly durable. Does that not apply to pipes?
 
Nice!! I don't know why I love the look of cast iron so much. Lol. But something about always makes me want to run my hands over it. Okay. Maybe that's a little weird. ;)

So now what's wrong with cast iron piping? I've never heard of it used as piping. I love it for sinks and cookware. It's so incredibly durable. Does that not apply to pipes?
It was used a lot for drain pipes. Problem is that cast iron rusts out, splits, cracks, gets clogged like you wouldn't believe & becomes a source of problems. My condo was built in the 70's so used cast iron. Others around me have had serious problems so before I would install a new bathroom, I replaced all that crap.

One interesting difference between cast iron & pvc is cast iron absorbs sound from the running water whereas pvc doesn't. The sound of draining water is louder in pvc.
 
It was used a lot for drain pipes. Problem is that cast iron rusts out, splits, cracks, gets clogged like you wouldn't believe & becomes a source of problems. My condo was built in the 70's so used cast iron. Others around me have had serious problems so before I would install a new bathroom, I replaced all that crap.

One interesting difference between cast iron & pvc is cast iron absorbs sound from the running water whereas pvc doesn't. The sound of draining water is louder in pvc.

Oh that sucks! I would want to keep the cast iron just for that reason. Lol. That noise actually bothers me. I used to have this gigantic jacuzzi tub and there were times I hated getting out just because I didn't want to hear all that gurgling and swooshing noise. That just clinched the weirdness title, didn't it? :eek:
 
Oh that sucks! I would want to keep the cast iron just for that reason. Lol. That noise actually bothers me. I used to have this gigantic jacuzzi tub and there were times I hated getting out just because I didn't want to hear all that gurgling and swooshing noise. That just clinched the weirdness title, didn't it? :eek:
Well what I did was to use all kinds of sound insulation in the ceiling before I closed it up. I even wrapped the vertical pipes in sound insulation. ;)
 
Ladies.... we all have fallen victim to the random and unsolicited dick pic. Today in talking with a friend, he began to talk about some home remodeling he was doing and I gotta admit my ears perked up, I got a little warm and fidgety in my seat. It made me realize that I would be more impressed and interested if a guy sent me a picture of a home remodeling job he did than one of his dick. Am I the only one?

So for all the guys out there who just don't know what to do beyond a dick pic, shall we offer a little advice?

Like instead of a dick pic, send me a picture of your last home improvement. :D

Or a picture of your garden you planted or perhaps your do. But not your dick
 
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