Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ok, most babies are cute. Some things are still creepy as babies. And it is the smart thing to do.



Yeah, but Florida man always gets all the credit.

And, sure, we can go with hubby being a lucky man. Lucky is hard to define.



Thanks, and i guess, seems pretty average to me, but sure.





The media identified him today, but social media identified him last night. Again screaming his full name for hours into a bullhorn. Some people commented they expect to be hearing his name every time they lay down to sleep for weeks lol. They were getting quite annoyed. But I doubt it will pass local news, thus unlikely to read about him as florida man. He just wasn't all that creative

Damn. I haven't read a Florida Man story in a while.

 

[19jimbo99]

Well, yesterday was a busy day for police in bumblefuck. I learned most through social media, but a little through emergency texting and automated phone calls. First, they rescued baby ducks from a storm drain, mama duck looked happy. Then they put out a wanted post for a missing sex offender. They take them pretty seriously around here, like my area scarlet letters them with giant red signs in front of their houses. Then they did some country line dancing, feels like it might be some sort of thing I should know why, but I don’t. And then there was a 14 hour police and swat response based on a guy burglarizing a shed, and ran when interrupted by police. Now, here is where it gets in real interesting. They sent out texts and auto dial calls to the immediate area telling us to stay inside, lock doors, and they were looking for a white man, about 6 foot, in blue jeans, with an unknown gun. Basically, we are looking for the average man here. Yeah, helpful. Anyway, they lost him on foot immediately, but they eventually identified him, I assume by showing neighbors video or maybe prison tattoo database, but they totally failed to mention the unaverage thing about him, the fucking huge confederate flag tattooed across his chest (yes he was shirtless the whole time). Seriously, wide bolo on white man in jeans, but no mention of big ass confederate flag tattoo. Anyway, then from about 7pm to 10pm, they shouted his name on a bullhorn in front of his house and orders to come out…. Over and over and over….much to the neighbors’ displeasure (luckily this was almost a mile from me, so did not have to listen to that for 3 hours, but yeah they were bitching up a storm on facebook) finally, to the neighbors delight, they stop yelling, ram the door, breach, flash bang, whole 9 yards….to find the house was empty the whole time. He never ran home, he ran to the main road and hitchhiked out to the next county. By the time they mobilized anyone past the first 2 officers, he was already out of town. They found him at his mom’s house next county over about 1am.

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape. Finally succeeded, but pretty much banging my head against a wall all day. Kind of like shouting orders at an empty house for hours. Not a great whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, but I will post something
you can figure out what is going on here
1 2 3 4 5

enjoy the rest of your wednesday. I am make a run to home in a minute

Wow bumblefuvk rocks.. You got super troopers, a retarded swat team,baby ducks and public enemy #1 with a chest piece??
No wonder people want to relocate there.... Wait a minute did I see a Confederate flag tat in bj pic #5 ?? lol hang in there Justa! Hey don't Gators eat baby ducks and shit like that?

 

[Todger65]

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape. Finally succeeded, but pretty much banging my head against a wall all day. Kind of like shouting orders at an empty house for hours. Not a great whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, but I will post something
you can figure out what is going on here
1 2 3 4 5

enjoy the rest of your wednesday. I am make a run to home in a minute

That looks good, but I don’t remember it happening.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Wow bumblefuvk rocks.. You got super troopers, a retarded swat team,baby ducks and public enemy #1 with a chest piece??
No wonder people want to relocate there.... Wait a minute did I see a Confederate flag tat in bj pic #5 ?? lol hang in there Justa! Hey don't Gators eat baby ducks and shit like that?

Oi! No... no they don’t... there needs to be a warning before fake news like this is published so I can put my fingers in my ears and la-la-la myself away...

 

[ohverbatum7]

figure out what is going on here

Are you very selective in the recipient?
It does look as if you are a virtuoso in the noble art of blow jobs.

 

[ohverbatum7]

wanted post for a missing sex offender.

What if the information is wrong? would not like to be at the receiving end of malicious accusations.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape.

Love you command of the Queen's English

 

[19jimbo99]

Oi! No... no they don’t... there needs to be a warning before fake news like this is published so I can put my fingers in my ears and la-la-la myself away...

Sorry to have upset you miss..but I'm pretty sure the American alligator will eat any thing it wants to .Now put your fingers in place, including pets ,children ,and cute lil ducks...

 

[heathrowinneo]

Well, yesterday was a busy day for police in bumblefuck. I learned most through social media, but a little through emergency texting and automated phone calls. First, they rescued baby ducks from a storm drain, mama duck looked happy. Then they put out a wanted post for a missing sex offender. They take them pretty seriously around here, like my area scarlet letters them with giant red signs in front of their houses. Then they did some country line dancing, feels like it might be some sort of thing I should know why, but I don’t. And then there was a 14 hour police and swat response based on a guy burglarizing a shed, and ran when interrupted by police. Now, here is where it gets in real interesting. They sent out texts and auto dial calls to the immediate area telling us to stay inside, lock doors, and they were looking for a white man, about 6 foot, in blue jeans, with an unknown gun. Basically, we are looking for the average man here. Yeah, helpful. Anyway, they lost him on foot immediately, but they eventually identified him, I assume by showing neighbors video or maybe prison tattoo database, but they totally failed to mention the unaverage thing about him, the fucking huge confederate flag tattooed across his chest (yes he was shirtless the whole time). Seriously, wide bolo on white man in jeans, but no mention of big ass confederate flag tattoo. Anyway, then from about 7pm to 10pm, they shouted his name on a bullhorn in front of his house and orders to come out…. Over and over and over….much to the neighbors’ displeasure (luckily this was almost a mile from me, so did not have to listen to that for 3 hours, but yeah they were bitching up a storm on facebook) finally, to the neighbors delight, they stop yelling, ram the door, breach, flash bang, whole 9 yards….to find the house was empty the whole time. He never ran home, he ran to the main road and hitchhiked out to the next county. By the time they mobilized anyone past the first 2 officers, he was already out of town. They found him at his mom’s house next county over about 1am.

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape. Finally succeeded, but pretty much banging my head against a wall all day. Kind of like shouting orders at an empty house for hours. Not a great whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, but I will post something
you can figure out what is going on here
1 2 3 4 5

enjoy the rest of your wednesday. I am make a run to home in a minute

love the pictoral essay... thing justa, thong... then.. drinks... then...

 

[Doctor Joe]

Sooo good to see you back Justa…..have to subscribe here to catch up another time!

 

[Youneverknow81]

Well, yesterday was a busy day for police in bumblefuck. I learned most through social media, but a little through emergency texting and automated phone calls. First, they rescued baby ducks from a storm drain, mama duck looked happy. Then they put out a wanted post for a missing sex offender. They take them pretty seriously around here, like my area scarlet letters them with giant red signs in front of their houses. Then they did some country line dancing, feels like it might be some sort of thing I should know why, but I don’t. And then there was a 14 hour police and swat response based on a guy burglarizing a shed, and ran when interrupted by police. Now, here is where it gets in real interesting. They sent out texts and auto dial calls to the immediate area telling us to stay inside, lock doors, and they were looking for a white man, about 6 foot, in blue jeans, with an unknown gun. Basically, we are looking for the average man here. Yeah, helpful. Anyway, they lost him on foot immediately, but they eventually identified him, I assume by showing neighbors video or maybe prison tattoo database, but they totally failed to mention the unaverage thing about him, the fucking huge confederate flag tattooed across his chest (yes he was shirtless the whole time). Seriously, wide bolo on white man in jeans, but no mention of big ass confederate flag tattoo. Anyway, then from about 7pm to 10pm, they shouted his name on a bullhorn in front of his house and orders to come out…. Over and over and over….much to the neighbors’ displeasure (luckily this was almost a mile from me, so did not have to listen to that for 3 hours, but yeah they were bitching up a storm on facebook) finally, to the neighbors delight, they stop yelling, ram the door, breach, flash bang, whole 9 yards….to find the house was empty the whole time. He never ran home, he ran to the main road and hitchhiked out to the next county. By the time they mobilized anyone past the first 2 officers, he was already out of town. They found him at his mom’s house next county over about 1am.

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape. Finally succeeded, but pretty much banging my head against a wall all day. Kind of like shouting orders at an empty house for hours. Not a great whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, but I will post something
you can figure out what is going on here
1 2 3 4 5

enjoy the rest of your wednesday. I am make a run to home in a minute

Whoa. Those pics... can I assume that was under the table at a Chinese restaurant?

 

[scotluvsoral]

Well, yesterday was a busy day for police in bumblefuck. I learned most through social media, but a little through emergency texting and automated phone calls. First, they rescued baby ducks from a storm drain, mama duck looked happy. Then they put out a wanted post for a missing sex offender. They take them pretty seriously around here, like my area scarlet letters them with giant red signs in front of their houses. Then they did some country line dancing, feels like it might be some sort of thing I should know why, but I don’t. And then there was a 14 hour police and swat response based on a guy burglarizing a shed, and ran when interrupted by police. Now, here is where it gets in real interesting. They sent out texts and auto dial calls to the immediate area telling us to stay inside, lock doors, and they were looking for a white man, about 6 foot, in blue jeans, with an unknown gun. Basically, we are looking for the average man here. Yeah, helpful. Anyway, they lost him on foot immediately, but they eventually identified him, I assume by showing neighbors video or maybe prison tattoo database, but they totally failed to mention the unaverage thing about him, the fucking huge confederate flag tattooed across his chest (yes he was shirtless the whole time). Seriously, wide bolo on white man in jeans, but no mention of big ass confederate flag tattoo. Anyway, then from about 7pm to 10pm, they shouted his name on a bullhorn in front of his house and orders to come out…. Over and over and over….much to the neighbors’ displeasure (luckily this was almost a mile from me, so did not have to listen to that for 3 hours, but yeah they were bitching up a storm on facebook) finally, to the neighbors delight, they stop yelling, ram the door, breach, flash bang, whole 9 yards….to find the house was empty the whole time. He never ran home, he ran to the main road and hitchhiked out to the next county. By the time they mobilized anyone past the first 2 officers, he was already out of town. They found him at his mom’s house next county over about 1am.

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape. Finally succeeded, but pretty much banging my head against a wall all day. Kind of like shouting orders at an empty house for hours. Not a great whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, but I will post something
you can figure out what is going on here
1 2 3 4 5

enjoy the rest of your wednesday. I am make a run to home in a minute

Dramatic story, but pretty is overshadowed by these sexy pictures!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Damn. I haven't read a Florida Man story in a while.

well you just aren't looking hard enough.

Wow bumblefuvk rocks.. You got super troopers, a retarded swat team,baby ducks and public enemy #1 with a chest piece??
No wonder people want to relocate there.... Wait a minute did I see a Confederate flag tat in bj pic #5 ?? lol hang in there Justa! Hey don't Gators eat baby ducks and shit like that?

haha. well again this is big news for bumblefuck. the great cooler caper of 2019. and haha. I have date many a tattooed man, but most weren't questionable tattoos. there was one, but not questionable in this way. And they could, it isn't their primary. gators eat 50% to 90% fish, depending on the health of the lake

That looks good, but I don’t remember it happening.

well, sorry you don't remember.

Oi! No... no they don’t... there needs to be a warning before fake news like this is published so I can put my fingers in my ears and la-la-la myself away...

haha. um, how do you feel about fish, rats, and raccoons?

figure out what is going on here

Are you very selective in the recipient?
It does look as if you are a virtuoso in the noble art of blow jobs.

Well I guess selective is subjective. We have determined that I did surpass Clerks, but not by a huge amount. and I don't know about virtuoso, but not my first time at the rodeo.

wanted post for a missing sex offender.

What if the information is wrong? would not like to be at the receiving end of malicious accusations.

Well the bolo for him is because they were looking to arrest him again for a new charge, but he cut off his ankle monitor and fled prior. He had already served time for the same thing a couple times prior, and was still wearing the ankle monitor from the last release. Considering the multiple prior convictions, well, how many times over the years can someone be falsely accused and wrongly convicted. I guess there was that one guy who kept getting struck by lightning, maybe this guy is just a lightning rod for accusations by 12 year old girls. That is for the court to decide. Either way, simply cutting the monitor and fleeing is a crime, even if the current girl is lying, and that is what bolos are for.

As for the scarlet letter signs, when I first saw them going up, I was all "this is total bullshit". I mean the registry is full of pointless "criminals"... prostitution related, indecent exposure (maybe they just had to pee), and my pet peeve of statutory crimes (don't even get me started). Point is, the way it is applied has made it kind of meaningless. But then, I looked into it, and saw out of the 110 offenders, only 18 earned themselves signs. They aren't applying them arbitrarily. Basically, it is high violence, or those with repeated separate convictions, incarcerations, and recidivism. Statically, these men have over a 50% likelihood of repeating the same crime, or near 80% likelihood of committing other crimes, depending which reason earned them the sign. eh, That is less offensive to me. I have better places to offer sympathy then to them.

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape.

Love you command of the Queen's English

lol.

Sorry to have upset you miss..but I'm pretty sure the American alligator will eat any thing it wants to .Now put your fingers in place, including pets ,children ,and cute lil ducks...

they are opportunistic feeders and will try anything that moves that they can swallow, but again, primarily nocturnal hunters, and children are very rare (2 this century). considering there are well over a million gators in florida alone, 2 children in 20 years is incredibly low. They don't eat them, as they can't swallow them, so they drown and hide them until they decompose so they can swallow them much later. And they are very unskilled on land. So it pretty much takes an area where humans often feed the gators and a child wandering there, in the water, or right at the edge, after dark, next to a hungry human fed gator.

birds aren't rare, but not near as common, again, mostly fish, then toss in whatever, usually turtle, raccoons and rats, due to the raccoons and rats also being nocturnal.

Really, alligators ain't shit compared to crocodiles, which kill hundreds of people every year and do view humans as a food source. Alligators don't kill 100 people in 100 years, let alone in a year. Squirrels probably take out more people, causing car accidents and all.

love the pictoral essay... thing justa, thong... then.. drinks... then...

thank you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sooo good to see you back Justa…..have to subscribe here to catch up another time!

thanks. yeah, I am around, in and out.

Whoa. Those pics... can I assume that was under the table at a Chinese restaurant?

you can assume whatever you'd like.

Dramatic story, but pretty is overshadowed by these sexy pictures!

thank you. yeah I like to bury the lead with pointless drivel sometimes.

 

[ohverbatum7]

wanted post

My apologies for voicing opinions without knowing the salient facts, our children need protecting.

 

[Mscott9004]

Well, yesterday was a busy day for police in bumblefuck. I learned most through social media, but a little through emergency texting and automated phone calls. First, they rescued baby ducks from a storm drain, mama duck looked happy. Then they put out a wanted post for a missing sex offender. They take them pretty seriously around here, like my area scarlet letters them with giant red signs in front of their houses. Then they did some country line dancing, feels like it might be some sort of thing I should know why, but I don’t. And then there was a 14 hour police and swat response based on a guy burglarizing a shed, and ran when interrupted by police. Now, here is where it gets in real interesting. They sent out texts and auto dial calls to the immediate area telling us to stay inside, lock doors, and they were looking for a white man, about 6 foot, in blue jeans, with an unknown gun. Basically, we are looking for the average man here. Yeah, helpful. Anyway, they lost him on foot immediately, but they eventually identified him, I assume by showing neighbors video or maybe prison tattoo database, but they totally failed to mention the unaverage thing about him, the fucking huge confederate flag tattooed across his chest (yes he was shirtless the whole time). Seriously, wide bolo on white man in jeans, but no mention of big ass confederate flag tattoo. Anyway, then from about 7pm to 10pm, they shouted his name on a bullhorn in front of his house and orders to come out…. Over and over and over….much to the neighbors’ displeasure (luckily this was almost a mile from me, so did not have to listen to that for 3 hours, but yeah they were bitching up a storm on facebook) finally, to the neighbors delight, they stop yelling, ram the door, breach, flash bang, whole 9 yards….to find the house was empty the whole time. He never ran home, he ran to the main road and hitchhiked out to the next county. By the time they mobilized anyone past the first 2 officers, he was already out of town. They found him at his mom’s house next county over about 1am.

Today has also been a shit day for me. I spent forever trying to make old shit work with new shit and inside the lines of 3 different companies red tape. Finally succeeded, but pretty much banging my head against a wall all day. Kind of like shouting orders at an empty house for hours. Not a great whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, but I will post something
you can figure out what is going on here
1 2 3 4 5

enjoy the rest of your wednesday. I am make a run to home in a minute

Thank god for the rescued ducks or it would have been a really bad day!

 

[Paul_Chance]

I love the adventures of East Bumblefuck. I think you need a NetFlix or Cinemax series. (So we can keep all the nudity and sex asides as well)!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

wanted post

My apologies for voicing opinions without knowing the salient facts, our children need protecting.

no apologies, I didn't supply the facts, I supplied a one sentence rambling, which I only thought about because all day, people kept getting confused because they thought that was the swat situation (bolos are rare, so 2 in one day and swat was very unusual)

Thank god for the rescued ducks or it would have been a really bad day!

put there were ducks.

I love the adventures of East Bumblefuck. I think you need a NetFlix or Cinemax series. (So we can keep all the nudity and sex asides as well)!

haha. well maybe I will start sharing the neighborhood talk of the day. I mean big bull balls, funny firetrucks....so much excitement.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well despite constant interruptions, happy thursday. I am feeling black and white today

http://i.imgur.com/JTDXZV0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TUS45Mem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0v38R1bm.jpg

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

well despite constant interruptions, happy thursday. I am feeling black and white today

http://i.imgur.com/JTDXZV0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TUS45Mem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0v38R1bm.jpg

Hmmmmm gorgeous black and whites!! Very artsy I must say and daaam that ass ...... oooh my

 

[Billsexpot]

As always...

Hot damn.

 

[Todger65]

well despite constant interruptions, happy thursday. I am feeling black and white today

http://i.imgur.com/JTDXZV0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TUS45Mem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0v38R1bm.jpg

You look good in B&W

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

and for as the world of bumblefuck turns...

my road... neighbor has kittens looking for a home.

expanded community... um someone saw a cockroach at their house. local cafe got new owners. staff is friendlier, food just isn't as good. local bar claims to have coldest beer in the tricounty area. dog was lost, dog was then found. another dog was lost. Local grocery store is looking to hire a deli person, a cashier, and a bakery person. the cell tower is out...again.....yes there is only one.

and that is the news in bumblefuck today.

 

[Paul_Chance]

"As Bumblefuck Turns" is a good title!

Strange things happen in a small town. (LOL - strange things happen in a city too, they're just not as visible nor do they travel as fast.)

As a guy whose always partial to black and white photos and asses. Nice.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hmmmmm gorgeous black and whites!! Very artsy I must say and daaam that ass ...... oooh my

thank you. Always fun to be artsy

As always...

Hot damn.

thank you

You look good in B&W

I agree, it is a very forgiving medium.

"As Bumblefuck Turns" is a good title!

Strange things happen in a small town. (LOL - strange things happen in a city too, they're just not as visible nor do they travel as fast.)

As a guy whose always partial to black and white photos and asses. Nice.

thanks, very creative obviously. but I shall now added it daily when I am here. for no reason what so ever. until I get bored.

and thank you. though yesterday's were more fun. but hey Thursday traditions.