worst hangover ever

[crazybbwgirl]

2 Advil before you fall asleep with lots of water.
If that didn't work when you wake up its gotta be something greasy from McDonalds. (I know, its gross. think of it as medicine) Then a gallon or 2 of diet Pepsi. Works every time. Take it from a professional drinker!

 

[LukkyKnight]

2 Advil before you fall asleep with lots of water.
If that didn't work when you wake up its gotta be something greasy from McDonalds. (I know, its gross. think of it as medicine) Then a gallon or 2 of diet Pepsi. Works every time. Take it from a professional drinker!

NOOOOOoooo!


Hot, spicy food. Good mexican, or good thai, that's the ticket.

Of course, being where you are, perkalicious, the best option might be some spicy scrapple.

 

[nasty1]

Like Lukky & TWB have said, drink water & take an advil...then call me in the morning.*hugs*

 

[Silverlily]

Someone posted a link about a week or so ago about the possible liver damage caused by mixing OTC pain meds with alcohol (and I'm too lazy to search).


Fluids darlin', lots and lots, go easy on the caffiene, fruit juice and toast.

 

[LukkyKnight]

The OTC pain thingie is worth bearing in mind, but ibuprofen shuld only EVER be taken with ooooooodles of water. Oodles and oodles, and that's the best thing for the ol liver in the first place, even without a hangover.

Right?

Somebody get a medic in here. Or a nurse. Or several nurses. Several naked nurses would be good, naked horny ones would be better, and....


...and I better stop there.

 

[Silverlily]

Probably, but oodles of water makes me feel queasy even without a hangover.


Oops, sorry perks, queasy wasn't the best word there, was it?

 

[perks]

The OTC pain thingie is worth bearing in mind, but ibuprofen shuld only EVER be taken with ooooooodles of water. Oodles and oodles, and that's the best thing for the ol liver in the first place, even without a hangover.

Right?

Somebody get a medic in here. Or a nurse. Or several nurses. Several naked nurses would be good, naked horny ones would be better, and....


...and I better stop there.

don't... ever... stop!

advil, aquafina and a greasy cheeseburger...

but who is going to get this 3 year old heiferbeast to use her inside voice? I should have gotten the sitter for two nights, one for the drinking, one for the recovery...

 

[moongirl3896]

I feel your pain. I went out last night myself to celebrate (or mourn) turning 40 today! Good thing I asked for today off from work; I would not have survived!

 

[Ladyhawke]

Hangover Rating

1 star hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere
disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad
that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still
parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are
craving a steak bomber and a side of gravy fries.

2 star hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you
have mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug is only
irritating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and
fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your
bowels.

3 star hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds
you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after
the bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you
were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E!
fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3
Snapples and a liter of diet coke-yet you haven't peed once.

4 star hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or
else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late
and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes,
but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot
shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
bumper cars). Your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes
you look like a reject from the class picture of Revere High, '76.

5 star hangover (*****) AKA "Dante's 4th Circle of Hell."

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the
corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the
ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. Death
seems pretty good right now. You definitely don't remember who you were
with, where you were, what you drank, and why there is a stranger still
sleeping in your bed at your house.

6 star hangover (******) known as the "Infinite Nutsmacker or a Doug
and Ray nite"

You wake up on your bathroom floor. For about 2 seconds you look at the
ceiling, wondering if the cool refreshing feeling on your cheek is the
bathroom tile or your puke from 5 hours ago. It is amazing how your
roommate was as drunk as you, but somehow manages to get up before you
the next morning....You try to lift your head. Not an option. It is when
you turn your head too quickly only to smell the funk of 13 packs of
cigarettes in your hair, and suddenly you realize you were smoking, but
not ultra lights...some jackass handed you Marlboro reds, and you smoked
them like it was your second full time job. You look in the mirror only
to see remnants of the stamp "Ready to Rock" faintly atop your
forehead...... that explains the stamp on the back of your hand that has
magically appeared on your forehead by alcoholic osmosis. You have to be
to work in t-minus 14 minutes and 32 seconds and the only thing you can
think of wearing is your "hello kitty" pajamas and your slippers.

 

[perks]

I feel your pain. I went out last night myself to celebrate (or mourn) turning 40 today! Good thing I asked for today off from work; I would not have survived!

happy birthday, sugah. The man turned 30 yesterday, so we were out for that.

 

[perks]

3 star hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds
you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after
the bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you
were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E!
fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3
Snapples and a liter of diet coke-yet you haven't peed once.


Life sucks. Your head is throbbing reeking of booze.

You have a second heartbeat in your head

you turn your head too quickly only to smell the funk of 13 packs of
cigarettes in your hair, and suddenly you realize you were smoking, but

mostly three, but I copied some of my other symptoms, and if you ever make me laugh when I feel like this again, I might hurt you. Good thing I've got this IV of diet coke in, or I wouldn't have the strength to type.

 

[LukkyKnight]

don't... ever... stop!

...but who is going to get this 3 year old heiferbeast to use her inside voice?

I nominate Harbinger. In his absence, the part of the effective adult will be played by
Ladyhawke, who clearly has a grasp on the whole hangover thing.

 

[perks]

I nominate Harbinger. In his absence, the part of the effective adult will be played by
Ladyhawke, who clearly has a grasp on the whole hangover thing.

you two are like peas and carrots, I'd love to be your s&p sauce.

doesn't she though?

 

[moongirl3896]

happy birthday, sugah. The man turned 30 yesterday, so we were out for that.

Thank you and Happy B'day to the man! Seems last night was the night to celebrate milestone b'days!

I'm definitely 3 on Ladyhawke's list! The only time I felt normal was while making love to my boyfriend this morning!

 

[perks]

Thank you and Happy B'day to the man! Seems last night was the night to celebrate milestone b'days!

I'm definitely 3 on Ladyhawke's list! The only time I felt normal was while making love to my boyfriend this morning!

I'm not sure making love to your boyfriend would make me feel normal at all. But hey, I'll try anything once.

 

[LukkyKnight]

...be your s&p sauce.

S&P?

Stolichnaya & Perky?
Sweet & Paprika?
Soft & Plush?
Silly & Putty?
Stalker & Predator?
Satisfying & Piquant?
Stubborn & Pervasive?
Slippery & Paradoxical?

What the hell kinda sauce do you wanna be?

 

[perks]

S&P?

Stolichnaya & Perky?
Sweet & Paprika?
Soft & Plush?
Silly & Putty?
Stalker & Predator?
Satisfying & Piquant?
Stubborn & Pervasive?
Slippery & Paradoxical?

What the hell kinda sauce do you wanna be?

salt-n-pepper, it's melted butter with salt-n-pepper in it. I can be your melted butter, right lukky?

 

[lobito]

My worst ever hangover lasted 2 1/2 days/nights. I'v since learned how to drink and get drunk, without those kind's of hangovers anymore.

 

[Silverlily]

salt-n-pepper, it's melted butter with salt-n-pepper in it. I can be your melted butter, right lukky?

Darn, I liked the Stoli's and perks idea.

(Of course, I'm partial... to both )

 

[perks]

My worst ever hangover lasted 2 1/2 days/nights. I'v since learned how to drink and get drunk, without those kind's of hangovers anymore.

Omg, I KNOW how to drink appropriately, and laughed in the face of danger last night. I broke all the sane drinking rules, but boyyyyyy did I have a fantastic time. There's the devil to pay for it now.

 

[perks]

Darn, I liked the Stoli's and perks idea.

(Of course, I'm partial... to both )

stoli and perks? that was last night, hair of the duck, hair of the duuuuuuck.

 

[lobito]

I've several times had rum, tequila, scotch and wines mixed up inside of me. That's a drunk for the evening.

The hell to pay is the sucky part.

I didn't say you don't know how, just that I learned.

 

[LukkyKnight]

salt-n-pepper, it's melted butter with salt-n-pepper in it. I can be your melted butter, right lukky?

Anytime.

 

[LukkyKnight]

There's the devil to pay for it now.

Harbinger can't be here tight now, but I'm authorized to accept payment on his behalf.



*nods*

 

[perks]

I've several times had rum, tequila, scotch and wines mixed up inside of me. That's a drunk for the evening.

The hell to pay is the sucky part.

I didn't say you don't know how, just that I learned.

I didn't think you were saying I didn't know, I was being effusive in the fact that I know better and was still an idiot.