The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

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You know a gal is far past her prime when she has to turn sideways in photos so her waist measurement doesn't look greater than her bust's.

Poor sg.
 
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And the losers,
gather in the wings,
prepared to sing as pretenders fling,
prosthetic prophylactics designed to fly,
not so close the sun t'melt,
just enough to make them cry.





idk
 
No. Poor you, for not having a good woman. :(

You're right of course.

My natural charms and libido are more treasured by young nubile women (emphasis on the plural) full of eroticism and sensuality than by an old, plain Jane woman like yourself.

My bad.
 
You're right of course.

My natural charms and libido are more treasured by young nubile women (emphasis on the plural) full of eroticism and sensuality than by an old, plain Jane woman like yourself.

My bad.

Blahahahaha. Yep, sure Lance.
 
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