Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[Saint Peter]

I can both out fork any of you fuckers, and out fuck any of you forkers.

 

[CleanScrota]

A hyster and a skid steer you two are.

 

[Sean]

I can both out fork any of you fuckers, and out fuck any of you forkers.

Got to admit, I'm not the fastest FLT driver in the world. Out of practise. But I bet I can reverse a 40ft into a bay faster than any of you cunts. And not crack an egg between the dock and the trailer.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I am genuinely surprised it took you so long to reach that conclusion.

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/prince-660-1.gif?w=660

 

[HarryHill]

Wait, taco dip?

 

[Hal9000_]

Spice that pig up!

it just needs ketchup

Dry brine the pork (salt it) and leave it in the fridge for a while. Then, slap some Memphis rub on it when the coals are heating up. You won't be sorry.

I keep a SWMBO approved version of the Memphis rub available at all times for pork. It's great for chops, ribs, pork shoulders, etc. That doesn't mean I use it exclusively, because I don't, but it's a good go-to.

Nice. Ended up just using a little A1. Ketchup?? How dare you??

 

[lovetoread]

of all of my dietary restrictions, i miss ketchup the most

 

[Hal9000_]

of all of my dietary restrictions, i miss ketchup the most

Only on burgers and hot dogs.

I'm thinking brats tonight with brown mustard and kraut.

 

[Lancedalot]

I'm tempted to do another degree. I haven't done one in a few years.

All kidding aside, Sean, the one thing I've always admired about you is your desire to keep learning.

Good luck on getting your Call Center Gruntology degree next!

 

[thør]

Ketchup on hot dogs?

Just eew.

 

[bodysong]

Is catsup a regional thing ?

I found recipes for walnut catsup and mushroom catsup in an old cookbook.

Fannie Farmer, maybe.

 

[Hal9000_]

Ketchup on hot dogs?

Just eew.

And relish.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I finally won my long, hard fought battle with fifty feet of fairy lights.

 

[CandiCame]

Ketchup on hot dogs?

Just eew.

Strongly disagree and kinda want a hot dog.

 

[Hal9000_]

Is catsup a regional thing ?

I found recipes for walnut catsup and mushroom catsup in an old cookbook.

Fannie Farmer, maybe.

Nah..I think maybe Ketchup is trademarked, or something.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Wait, taco dip?

Refried black beans, started in the instant pot, finished on the stove

Seasoned ground chicken, cut up chicken breast with lime juice and homemade taco seasoning, ground it in the food processor and then sauteed with some Olive oil

Pico de Gallo, minus the onion, plus jalapeno and orange bell pepper

Chopped lettuce, grated white cheddar

Topped with cilantro/lime/scallion sour cream.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Nah..I think maybe Ketchup is trademarked, or something.

Just an alternate spelling.

 

[Hal9000_]

Just an alternate spelling.

Interesting:

"Both words are derived from the Chinese ke-tsiap, a pickled fish sauce. It made its way to Malaysia where it became kechap and ketjap in Indonesia. "

https://www.diffen.com/difference/Catsup_vs_Ketchup

 

[Saint Peter]

I wanna dip that taco.


Oh yeah.

 

[silver gurl]

Poor dog. First thunderstorms, then fireworks

 

[Not Normal]

Got to admit, I'm not the fastest FLT driver in the world. Out of practise. But I bet I can reverse a 40ft into a bay faster than any of you cunts. And not crack an egg between the dock and the trailer.

I have no doubt this is true. I can't imagine driving one of those beasts.

of all of my dietary restrictions, i miss ketchup the most

If YOU can't have ketchup, something in the universe is really off...

Ketchup on hot dogs?

Just eew.

Exactly. One of the most iconic Hot Dog joints in Chicagoland doesn't have ketchup for the fries.
https://www.seriouseats.com/images/sro-geneandjudes-14.jpg

And relish.

Relish, yes, but no ketchup.

And the dogs MUST be Vienna.

 

[thør]

And relish.

Sweet pickle relish, always. And onions. And some kraut. With the mustard.

 

[Hal9000_]

Sweet pickle relish, always. And onions. And some kraut. With the mustard.

I agree with all that. On a brat.

On a dog...maybe chili. If not , just catsup.

Maybe some nacho cheese.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

When the convo drifts to the subject of ye olde ketchup, I must needs post again one of my fave graphics of all time...

http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kickass-ketchups-recipes-inforgraphic.jpg

...and you can put these fuckers on anything you wanna. Even yer ol' lady's titties!

Think I've done about five of these so far. I personally would put more than two tablespoons of Cholula in for the Mexican version, but that's just me!

 

[Hal9000_]

I wanna try the bloody mary on a dog!

As for dogs..sometimes I'm good with a ball park...sometimes I like the extra saltiness of an all beef vienna or nathans.