The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[pointless]

hey, i didn't do it. leinenkugel did.

holy shit. i spelled that right first try. yay me!

 

[suurfer]

Jesus.

But but ...

You see? This^ is how flirting is done.

That's sucking up thing you do is painful to watch.

 

[pointless]

also, fuck you. the lemony note is a thing a beauty.

 

[adrina]

also, fuck you. the lemony note is a thing a beauty.

Beer and fruit. I don't know about you anymore.

 

[pointless]

it's already made of flowers. how is a little fruit going to hurt anything?

 

[Que]

When things go well I always assume it's because I'm clever; when things go poorly I feel that I have been the victim of unfortunate circumstances. Obviously, these two competing philosophies are incompatible with each other.

It's impossible to be an objective observer on one's path through life. A little modesty probably doesn't hurt but there's nothing wrong with being pleased with oneself for seizing opportunities as they present themselves.

 

[HarryHill]

Creamy

 

[Lancedalot]

Wings is such a vile cunt.

 

[Que]

Creamy

That is exactly what cumslurper64 said.

 

[Shadwell36]

One of your alts that has gone unnoticed?

 

[HarryHill]

Crunchy

 

[spacekowboy]

Wings is such a vile cunt.

Don't be jealous, Lacey. Someday when you're a big girl you can be just as successful.



Maybe.

 

[von_Bismarck]

One of your alts that has gone unnoticed?

Queef has an alt for each of his unsavory experiences.

 

[Wings]

Oh dang. What a knob, that dude.

 

[Aglaopheme]

A thousand posts is a long way to go, people.

*************

Holy fuck, now IS the time to freak out. I can’t believe I pushed send on that email. I just sent my life into a whole new direction and I need some time to process.

I love new adventures. Yay, you!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Don't be jealous, Lacey. Someday when you're a big girl you can be just as successful.



Maybe.

Hard to be a real success when you spend every waking moment unsuccessfully trolling a message board.

 

[thør]

hey, i didn't do it. leinenkugel did.

holy shit. i spelled that right first try. yay me!

Jake would be proud of you.

 

[adrina]

it's already made of flowers. how is a little fruit going to hurt anything?

Not in beer.

 

[pointless]

actually, fun fact, it's made of fruit, not flowers. the flowers just flavor it.

now if only i had some flowers to smoke with this delicious fruity beverage life would be perfect.

 

[adrina]

That's a flower of a different color.

 

[Scorpionn]

Tastes like jelly.

 

[Que]

To his peanut butter?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

actually, fun fact, it's made of fruit, not flowers. the flowers just flavor it.

now if only i had some flowers to smoke with this delicious fruity beverage life would be perfect.

Hibiscus?

 

[HarryHill]

Who you calling biscus?

 

[Scorpionn]

To his peanut butter?

You’re trying too hard, Wordsworth.