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Inspired by US I tried to take a selfie- I tried to look all sexy secretary like, looking over my geeky glasses... I think I just look subnormal...

In other news... gorgeous start to my work from home Friday... toes on bare grass (the neighbours cat was bemused by this, but she has taken to openly shitting in my garden in front of me so screw her (I don’t mean that - I do love her, she comes and sits with me some mornings on the opposite chair - cheeky bugger...), scrummy breakfast in the sun, washing in the machine ready to go in the line before my first call, and the latest Cold War Steve....

Happy Friday from not London :cattail:

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AlliaPotestas said:
Inspired by US I tried to take a selfie- I tried to look all sexy secretary like, looking over my geeky glasses... I think I just look subnormal...

In other news... gorgeous start to my work from home Friday... toes on bare grass (the neighbours cat was bemused by this, but she has taken to openly shitting in my garden in front of me so screw her (I don’t mean that - I do love her, she comes and sits with me some mornings on the opposite chair - cheeky bugger...), scrummy breakfast in the sun, washing in the machine ready to go in the line before my first call, and the latest Cold War Steve....

Happy Friday from not London :cattail:

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Either your feet are incredibly dainty or you need Polranny to fix his equipment and pay you a visit...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Inspired by US I tried to take a selfie- I tried to look all sexy secretary like, looking over my geeky glasses... I think I just look subnormal...

In other news... gorgeous start to my work from home Friday... toes on bare grass (the neighbours cat was bemused by this, but she has taken to openly shitting in my garden in front of me so screw her (I don’t mean that - I do love her, she comes and sits with me some mornings on the opposite chair - cheeky bugger...), scrummy breakfast in the sun, washing in the machine ready to go in the line before my first call, and the latest Cold War Steve....

Happy Friday from not London :cattail:

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Nice legs
 
londoner2 said:
Either your feet are incredibly dainty or you need Polranny to fix his equipment and pay you a visit...
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Love the brekkie. Sadly my equipment is beyond repair. I can still come round if you like but not for a couple of weeks. New strimmer being delivered this afters but I have no petrol and no transport, nearest pump is 8 miles from here and I am in no mood for cycling. Toodle pip everyone.
 
Polranny said:
Love the brekkie. Sadly my equipment is beyond repair. I can still come round if you like but not for a couple of weeks. New strimmer being delivered this afters but I have no petrol and no transport, nearest pump is 8 miles from here and I am in no mood for cycling. Toodle pip everyone.
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My equipment hasn’t been used in such a long time I don’t even know if it’s serviceable. Having difficulty getting anyone to run the necessary tests. :(
 
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My equipment hasn’t been used in such a long time I don’t even know if it’s serviceable. Having difficulty getting anyone to run the necessary tests. :(
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If it’s lawn equipment we’re talking about ... have a strummer in spare room bought for the allotment ...
 
Hello to all the new faces!

I've never been accused of having a warm sparkle

Lick crack away as the late great Doris would have sang (barely months since she's left us.

And... The sword of Damocles is still a dangling. I agree that ending on a "we called and you were out" answer phone message for a completely wrong number would be fookin hilarious.

Do you think Doris would've been kinky in her day... I mean 'whips' are inherently kinky, no?
 
Spiritedlady said:
My equipment hasn’t been used in such a long time I don’t even know if it’s serviceable. Having difficulty getting anyone to run the necessary tests. :(
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I’m all for a bit of sisters doing it for themselves... :cattail:
 
Sidebar... (And yes I know I'm to old for this shit but)

Rowan (aka Mountain Ash) narwhal core, between 10 & 11 inches (not quite 10 & half)

My wand.
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Sidebar... (And yes I know I'm to old for this shit but)

Rowan (aka Mountain Ash) narwhal core, between 10 & 11 inches (not quite 10 & half)

My wand.
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That’s an impressive wand ... I wish I knew what was at the core of my *cough* wand
 
Something made me laugh today. Posted an article on FB about home ed ... then about half hour later get an ad on Spotify for Teacher Training. It’s creepy coincidence. Then again, the first ad that came on was for ‘come back to Premium’ ... after i’ve been looking at renewing premium.
 
MrDevereaux said:
Something made me laugh today. Posted an article on FB about home ed ... then about half hour later get an ad on Spotify for Teacher Training. It’s creepy coincidence. Then again, the first ad that came on was for ‘come back to Premium’ ... after i’ve been looking at renewing premium.
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Don't get one of those speakers, they listen ALL the time
 
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