Greetings From The Promised Land!!

[catherinewheel77]

Don’t be shy - post your most lurid...or chaste thoughts.

I’ll go first...

I’m into non-con. (I can hear the feminazis growling already.)

I’m a sucker for acerbic humor.

 

[Booboobear84]

Don’t be shy - post your most lurid...or chaste thoughts.

I’ll go first...

I’m into non-con. (I can hear the feminazis growling already.)

I’m a sucker for acerbic humor.

Does that mean you’re into pro which I argue is clearly non con

 

[TongueLust]

Don’t be shy - post your most lurid...or chaste thoughts.

I’ll go first...

I’m into non-con. (I can hear the feminazis growling already.)

I’m a sucker for acerbic humor.

*Grabs her boobs*

 

[catherinewheel77]

*Grabs her boobs*

While I’m clothed or topless?

 

[Jd192235]

While I’m clothed or topless?

Would it matter?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Would it matter?

Why, yes it would. Thanks for popping in, Jd.

P.S. In case it’s not apparent, this is a parody thread.

 

[TongueLust]

While I’m clothed or topless?

*Rips your blouse open*

 

[UhlBWett]

Yummy!

Munching my popcorn and getting comfy.

 

[Jd192235]

*Rips your blouse open*

Helps tl pull your bra up

 

[catherinewheel77]

*Rips your blouse open*

*yanks your head to my nipple.

 

[TongueLust]

*yanks your head to my nipple.

HA! You know better than that.

 

[UhlBWett]

Thinks to himself.....

Glad this popcorn is buttered.

 

[catherinewheel77]

HA! You know better than that.

Oh that’s right...

I’ll be nice and subby for ya.

Please Mistress Tongue, latch onto my breast.

 

[TongueLust]

Oh that’s right...

I’ll be nice and subby for ya.

Please Mistress Tongue, latch onto my breast.

*Slap* Shut up!

 

[TongueLust]

Glad this popcorn is buttered.

https://media.giphy.com/media/HM6X6zfzQzcZ2/giphy.gif

 

[catherinewheel77]

*Slap* Shut up!

That’s not exactly a deterrent.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Don’t be shy - post your most lurid...or chaste thoughts.

I’ll go first...

I’m into non-con. (I can hear the feminazis growling already.)

I’m a sucker for acerbic humor.

I'm into con-con (construction conventions).

 

[catherinewheel77]

I'm into con-con (construction conventions).

Haha!

*curtsies

 

[TongueLust]

That’s not exactly a deterrent.

http://www.crimefetishfantasies.com/videos/maniac-woman-3/image.gif

 

[catherinewheel77]

^Oh, you can do better, my friend.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Oh dear, oh no! Tanks are sooo intimidating. Everybody run.

PUSSIES.

 

[UgliestSon]

Are we being attacked by Russia? Like Red Dawn?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Are we being attacked by Russia? Like Red Dawn?

Haha! You’d think so, judging from the backlash. If my dad were still alive, he’d never stop throwing up if he saw what’s happening to our country. And no, I’m not republican.

Rant over.

P.S. Let’s talk about road head instead.

 

[Jd192235]

Haha! You’d think so, judging from the backlash. If my dad were still alive, he’d never stop throwing up if he saw what’s happening to our country. And no, I’m not republican.

Rant over.

P.S. Let’s talk about road head instead.

Shall I cum pick you up and you can show me your banana practiced techniques

 

[UgliestSon]

Haha! You’d think so, judging from the backlash. If my dad were still alive, he’d never stop throwing up if he saw what’s happening to our country. And no, I’m not republican.

Rant over.

P.S. Let’s talk about road head instead.

Oh sorry if we are not being attacked like C Thomas Howell and Patrick Swayze and Leah Thompson and the girl from Ferris Bueller and Dirty Dancing then tanks seem dumb.