Hello from London!

[MrDevereaux]

I have no cola, no tempraneetremble, only water at the moment, will I survive?

Like the song said, Pol: I will survive.

 

[MrDevereaux]

No one should be drinking a pint of coke but that’s a different issue...

You enjoying the sun Mr D? How’s the allotment doing?

Allotment: no idea. It’s caused no end of anxiety, get overwhelmed even at the thought of going. Contemplating giving it up as causing too much anxiety.

Yes. Enjoying the sun. As long as stays around low 20 i’m Fine. If it hits the hot hot hot temps of Saturday, I turn into Victor Meldrew.

 

[UgliestSon]

You’re bald and you masturbate at work???

Oh, you meant Hank???

Yeah no way dude.

 

[MrDevereaux]

You’re bald and you masturbate at work???

Oh, you meant Hank???

Now I have images in my hand that I do not want!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Now I have images in my hand that I do not want!

Sorry. Had to tease US that he might be thinking a bit highly of himself. Then again, I haven’t seen the pics that AP and SL have.

 

[londoner2]

Never! You are missing out... stupidly expensive given they contain no booze though...

Ah - but remember the overheads... rates, rent, fridge, olives, £9000 per year tuition fee for degree in Mixology from the Blair University of Mediocrity (Barista minors)

 

[UgliestSon]

Sorry. Had to tease US that he might be thinking a bit highly of himself. Then again, I haven’t seen the pics that AP and SL have.

Workin it yesterday.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Workin it yesterday.

You’ve deliberately picked a grumpy bum picture

 

[UgliestSon]

You’ve deliberately picked a grumpy bum picture

No just hot and boozing at 8pm.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

No just hot and boozing at 8pm.

Today’s my 90 days - I feel I deserve a prize... there’s a bit of my brain suggesting a decent bottle of wine would be a suitable reward...

 

[Spiritedlady]

You’ve deliberately picked a grumpy bum picture

Yes! He’s a lot hotter than that would lead you believe.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Yes! He’s a lot hotter than that would lead you believe.

See! It’s not just me... put one of the others up US

 

[UgliestSon]

See! It’s not just me... put one of the others up US

Any better?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Any better?

Indoor Barbie!

In Britain it's not a barbie unless its raining

 

[Polranny]

In my day Barbie had long blonde hair and kept horses and had a fella called Ken

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I love you bonkers lot

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Any better?

Marginally - you look less like you’re about to go postal on us in that one

 

[Spiritedlady]

You’ve deliberately picked a grumpy bum picture

And on Independence Day our American cousins should feel proud that they gave the world the phrase “ going postal”

 

[UhlBWett]

Oh, Lick definitely!

But, only with permission.

 

[MrDevereaux]

AP loves it that we’re all bonkers. Even though, for some of us it’s been a while.

 

[MrDevereaux]

And on Independence Day our American cousins should feel proud that they gave the world the phrase “ going postal”

I think of ‘going postal’ as a Terry Pratchett novel.

 

[Polranny]

And on Independence Day our American cousins should feel proud that they gave the world the phrase “ going postal”

Even though playing with guns can be very dangerous

 

[MrDevereaux]

In my day Barbie had long blonde hair and kept horses and had a fella called Ken

Barbie and Ken got divorced. Ken always came in the wrong box.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Even though playing with guns can be very dangerous

Can you tell that to the President?!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

AP loves it that we’re all bonkers. Even though, for some of us it’s been a while.

You know what I meant lovely, you’re an eclectic bunch of souls that dance to the beat of your own drums. Warm, intelligent and funny - the lot of you, I’m glad to call this thread home,