The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[Que]

I did end up making pineapple/mango salsa. Good stuff.

Heat and sweet pair well. What did you use for heat?

Lately I've been loving chile tepin in everything. Little, dried desert berries filled with capsaicin. They vary in size a bit but they tend to be right around peppercorn size so I had what I thought was a bright idea and bought a pepper mill for my chiltepin peppers and it's sort of work but it didn't really. I think they're not quite hard enough . Basically it's just a very thin shell surrounding some tiny seeds.

http://www.worldofchillies.com/offsiteclub/chilliclub_mexico/chilliclub_chiltepin/files/stacks_image_1994.jpg

https://www.spicejungle.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/600x600/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/e/tepin-chile-peppers_2.jpg

 

[Shadwell36]

Try drying them out, or lightly toasting them.

A mortar and pestle might be a better tool for the job.

 

[Que]

Thanks. The ones I have are dried and seemed firm enough for a grinder, but weren't.

Microplane, maybe..but I can't seem to bump caliente. I've used a small cheese-grater to decent effect.

Mortar and pestle would be good, but would need to be single purpose or everything will be calienté.

 

[dolf]

I just discovered selfie filters. And set them all to max. Am I beautiful yet?

https://i.imgur.com/xpJp9cm.jpg

 

[dolf]

Crazy fucking world, where there's thousands of aps to stop you looking like yourself in photos. Because God forbid your friends find out what you look like.

 

[oralaccents]

Like when you used to beg me to piss in your mouth?

Here’s luk, treating a former girlfriend with respect.

I just discovered selfie filters. And set them all to max. Am I beautiful yet?

https://i.imgur.com/xpJp9cm.jpg

And here’s old dolf, bursting your masturbation bubble.

 

[islandman]

I just discovered selfie filters. And set them all to max. Am I beautiful yet?

https://i.imgur.com/xpJp9cm.jpg

Not quite the 'O' face I imagined.

 

[Luk]

Here’s luk, treating a former girlfriend with respect.


.

How would you possibly know that?

 

[dolf]

Not quite the 'O' face I imagined.

Used sensibly, I made myself look like a vogue cover girl. Fapworthy indeed. Which is... fucking depressing! I prefer this one. At least it's fun.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Come on winner, winner, winner

 

[Hal9000_]

SC filters...the bane of society.

 

[thør]

Not quite the 'O' face I imagined.

But damn glad to see you.

 

[thør]

A pleasant putz about on the multi-use trails at lunch, today. I have to say, it's not a super circuit for getting exercise, but on a warm day like today, the lady runners are skimpily dressed and delightful to observe.

 

[islandman]

But damn glad to see you.

Which part of me?

 

[bodysong]

oh my

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[thør]

Which part of me?

It was dolf. Not me.

 

[silver gurl]

Tired. But if I go to sleep now, I will be up at 4.

 

[Lancedalot]

Here’s luk, treating a former girlfriend with respect.




And here’s old dolf, bursting your masturbation bubble.

Quite so! Great point concerning an oldie but no longer a goldie, just a plain oldie now!

POP!

Poor old gal looks about like she's oh so close to the very end of her being put away wet days.

Bartender, get the grammy another geritol!

It's interesting how the dolfs and the butters and the Aglaophemes and the Adrinas all act like they have corn cobs crammed sideways up their cunts whenever certain posters don't treat rape allegations as seriously as they insist they should be treated, but when the Luks and the spacecowboys boast about how they assrape someone's mother, the stuck up twats not only don't make a peep, but they actually keep joking around with the proud digital rapists.

Your mum still kicking, dolfie?

 

[Que]

True.

You don't see them intoning "believe all women" when Luk is whining, "Bitches be lying!"

Especially interesting the lack of solidarity with the sisterhood when just his on-board gaslighting and abuse is cringeworthy and openly on display.

 

[Luk]

One bitch, several lies. Ones that weirdly are important to you.

 

[Que]

Your lies about who you are and your "successes" in life are not important to anyone but you,.

I've know who and what you were long before any of those "lying bitches" outed you publically here. It was what? Four years ago? that I pointed out, quite accurately, when you threatened to dox me that I knew exactly where you were.

You routinely give out identifying information when you brag about California as if you have anything to do with California's prosperity.

 

[dolf]

Wtf?

 

[Saint Peter]

Ebay is my goto for all of my IV machine shopping needs.

 

[oralaccents]

It's interesting how the dolfs and the butters and the Aglaophemes and the Adrinas all act like they have corn cobs crammed sideways up their cunts whenever certain posters don't treat rape allegations as seriously as they insist they should be treated, but when the Luks and the spacecowboys boast about how they assrape someone's mother, the stuck up twats not only don't make a peep, but they actually keep joking around with the proud digital rapists.

Your mum still kicking, dolfie?

I blame it on hair loss and a twisted childhood at casa del kowboi.

 

[dolf]

Ebay is my goto for all of my IV machine shopping needs.

It's really common here to see patients on drips wandering around the hospital grounds. Walking around prevents clots and pneumonia, and you smokers still indulge occasionally.

But seriously, can you arrest someone who is an inpatient, take away their meds, and haul them off without their doctor saying it's safe