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Puddings I could have any day, but a sip from your nectar I would treasure forever, after all you did promised to open your legs.
 
Note to people entertaining kinky ideas with my derriere: bringing in a plate of bitter chocolate pudding with sour cherries and marscapone ice cream to the bedroom first is an absolute sure fire leg opener.

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Note to people entertaining kinky ideas with my derriere: bringing in a plate of bitter chocolate pudding with sour cherries and marscapone ice cream to the bedroom first is an absolute sure fire leg opener.

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I'll add that to my to do list
 
I must say you are a bit thicker than I imagined. Very lovely to look at, possibly messy to be buried in it face first. :D Oh well, I'd take it like a champ anyway. Trimmed or selective shaving offers a good compromise imo if one were going in that direction.
 
It looks good, I’m sure it tastes good.
It was. Sounds rather whore-y really. Here's a tasty treat, could you see your way clear to doing this tonight? Oh well, own it if you are it, I'll have to add it to the resume.
marscapone ice cream

You are low demand date, how about I present you with monogrammed 18ct solid gold cutlery, I even would feed you, and catch the drips from your sweet lips.
Nah, I'm good for cutlery and other finery. I'm pretty low maintenance.
Puddings I could have any day, but a sip from your nectar I would treasure forever, after all you did promised to open your legs.
Only if you brought me chocolate pudding. That's a good list to work on, "Things that Open My Legs".
Wait for the list.
I'll add that to my to do list
Somebody sent me a PM with a gif of a sow with her snout in a cake, tits everywhere, and a smallish boar doing her from behind with a smile. (Not you, for clarity. Footrot Flats for anyone who appreciates NZ/Aust humour). I suppose it all touches on the feeder fetish rather than my liking of chocolate and pudding! But hey if both boats are floated it doesn't have to be on the same sea.
I must say you are a bit thicker than I imagined. Very lovely to look at, possibly messy to be buried in it face first. :D Oh well, I'd take it like a champ anyway. Trimmed or selective shaving offers a good compromise imo if one were going in that direction.
Thicker pounds...well not in my youth anymore, I think age kids and hormones will keep me going along that path. I wouldn't mind if it spread up to my boobs a little. Thicker hair... as I said, that runs in the family. So does judicious use of razors and trips to the waxer and laser lady. My grandfather used to joke that he would start looking on Tuesday night to be able to line up for their regular Friday. That's the laugh from the past photo, no more.
 
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One has to love the difference between male and female concepts of timing. Winter storm approaching, and I was caught out in the rain running with a few miles to go. Got home, announcing the obvious that I was wet, and its like Pavlov's dog word association, he's very interested. "Later" I said. Post shower, I come out of the bathroom and its all, "its later now" directed onto the bedroom sofa and knickers pulled down just enough. Not that I mind one bit, but the onus might have been on when "later" actually meant.
I wasn't going to have a shower again and seeing as the entree course left me somewhat interested to take that sensitivity for a further spin, it was a good opportunity to put on a new purchase of pearl string knickers. The gap pushes you together and the pearls disappear between.
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Oh my that shape!
 
Note to people entertaining kinky ideas with my derriere: bringing in a plate of bitter chocolate pudding with sour cherries and marscapone ice cream to the bedroom first is an absolute sure fire leg opener.

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Looks yum... I have a recipe for basil and mascarpone ice cream, it remains my favourite flavour, you can’t beat mascarpone ice cream 😋
 
Looks yum... I have a recipe for basil and mascarpone ice cream, it remains my favourite flavour, you can’t beat mascarpone ice cream 😋
Yes marscapone is another way to get to me too. Chocolate, cherry, pudding and marscapone was a bit desperate, I probably would have been amenable at just one of those!
30 degs over your way is my sort of temperatures but not going to do anything for the icecream.
 
Some long flights but overnighting now in Addis Ababa. Further to go tomorrow.
Lovely ladies at my usual cafe down the road have roasted me some coffee beans to make a great coffee. Nothing like a strong coffee and 7700ft altitude to give a nice buzz!
In other news I might need to request a Lit doctor to come and surgically remove my travel compression tights. They seem to have disappeared up me.
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Some long flights but overnighting now in Addis Ababa. Further to go tomorrow.
Lovely ladies at my usual cafe down the road have roasted me some coffee beans to make a great coffee. Nothing like a strong coffee and 7700ft altitude to give a nice buzz!
In other news I might need to request a Lit doctor to come and surgically remove my travel compression tights. They seem to have disappeared up me.
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Not a problem. Just did t bring my tools so will use my teeth. Hope it won’t be a problem?;)
 
Some long flights but overnighting now in Addis Ababa. Further to go tomorrow.
Lovely ladies at my usual cafe down the road have roasted me some coffee beans to make a great coffee. Nothing like a strong coffee and 7700ft altitude to give a nice buzz!
In other news I might need to request a Lit doctor to come and surgically remove my travel compression tights. They seem to have disappeared up me.
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Coffee roasted to order, can’t be bad. As for removing those tights, I’ve never failed yet, I have nimble fingers.
 
Some long flights but overnighting now in Addis Ababa. Further to go tomorrow.
Lovely ladies at my usual cafe down the road have roasted me some coffee beans to make a great coffee. Nothing like a strong coffee and 7700ft altitude to give a nice buzz!
In other news I might need to request a Lit doctor to come and surgically remove my travel compression tights. They seem to have disappeared up me.
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What brings you to Ethiopia? Or beyond somewhere as you stated.
You might have to cut the travel tights off. Or go to video right in the same position as that and extract them.
 
For a cup of coffee, I'll gladly help.
That's achievable
Not a problem. Just did t bring my tools so will use my teeth. Hope it won’t be a problem?;)
just have to get past the suction point.
Coffee roasted to order, can’t be bad. As for removing those tights, I’ve never failed yet, I have nimble fingers.
Coffee is this end of the world. Still doesn't stop them from having a big tin of nescafe on the sites.
What brings you to Ethiopia? Or beyond somewhere as you stated.
You might have to cut the travel tights off. Or go to video right in the same position as that and extract them.
A video peel off. We might have to try that.
Visiting some troubled projects to see what is salvageable and what to write off.
 
That's achievable

just have to get past the suction point.

Coffee is this end of the world. Still doesn't stop them from having a big tin of nescafe on the sites.

A video peel off. We might have to try that.
Visiting some troubled projects to see what is salvageable and what to write off.

A video peel off would be a fun watch.
 
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Wow. Nicely rounded. And that string of beads in the panties makes me wonder what gentle tugs on the back band might make happen later in the evening.

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Rather nice when you squirm lightly on a chair. Stimulated. I have another pair where I removed the original small pearls and replaced them with large pearls that really part the waters so to speak.

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And quieter than something with a remote in public, that it is quite fun, especially if I'm in charge of the remote. (It's a guy thing.) ;)
 
Some long flights but overnighting now in Addis Ababa. Further to go tomorrow.
Lovely ladies at my usual cafe down the road have roasted me some coffee beans to make a great coffee. Nothing like a strong coffee and 7700ft altitude to give a nice buzz!
In other news I might need to request a Lit doctor to come and surgically remove my travel compression tights. They seem to have disappeared up me.
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Oh your adventures are very wide spread. Fresh coffee is really fresh coffee there. You said you were going there but I didn't think so soon. Perhaps you need a special assistant to go places with you.
 
One has to love the difference between male and female concepts of timing. Winter storm approaching, and I was caught out in the rain running with a few miles to go. Got home, announcing the obvious that I was wet, and its like Pavlov's dog word association, he's very interested. "Later" I said. Post shower, I come out of the bathroom and its all, "its later now" directed onto the bedroom sofa and knickers pulled down just enough. Not that I mind one bit, but the onus might have been on when "later" actually meant.
I wasn't going to have a shower again and seeing as the entree course left me somewhat interested to take that sensitivity for a further spin, it was a good opportunity to put on a new purchase of pearl string knickers. The gap pushes you together and the pearls disappear between.
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This may be the perfect ass. And if it's not I can't find a single fault in it. Thx for sharing.
 
Home for the next few days. A welcome break from the rain and mud. All my gear is in the wash and I have just a sun dress to wander around in until it gets dry.

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I have never seen accommodation like that before, has a rustic charm, is the interior comfortable?
The nipple (and I love it) could only make sense to readers of this forum.
 

Three beautiful views, especially the last one.
 
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