👀 Bump this thread every time a crow comes within 50 feet of you. 📏
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CandiCame
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If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no sense of humor.
You, I have noticed, have a delightful sense of humor and can often be self-deprecating. To be fair, you have a lot of material to work with.
Yeah, and it kills me, because I am so fucking flawed, but the trolls never use my actual flaws, they make shit up.
They don't actually care about me at all.
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I care, asshole.
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I like to quote Bronze Age where he said that the best insults are grounded in reality. It is completely true. I think the reason why they don't rip you is because you're an open book and what would be the point?
Plus you're not out there offending people just to be offencive. You're also not defensive. Defensive people get attacked more.
What the fark is wrong with my bleedin' auto-correct that suddenly thinks I'm farkin' English?
It spells offencive the English way but defensive the American way what the fuck is up with that? It reminds me of my 85 Suburban. There is a stud that goes right down the center of one of the last carburetors ever made by GM that piece of shit Rochester quadrajet. HATE that p.o.s. The threads going into the carburetor were metric, and somewhere in the middle of the threads it switches to American threads for the wing nut on top. What. The. Fuck?
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That's never my fault. You just insist on being in the line of fire.
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She's old enough to be your mother. Hawt.
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The only time I can remember being within 50 feet of a crow was when one bounced off the windshield of my car one evening while driving along a two lane blacktop coming home from my mom's. I slowed down and in my mirror I saw it flop into the cornfield, then get up and fly away. I was going at least 60. Pretty tough bird.
The damn thing ripped off my driver's side wiper and I swear less than a half mile later the clouds opened up and it poured. I cussed that crow until I finally crawled into a truck-stop along the interstate that blessedly had the size I needed, and then cussed it some more as I got soaked to my tits getting it on.
If it happens again, I'll be sure to bump this thread.
The damn thing ripped off my driver's side wiper and I swear less than a half mile later the clouds opened up and it poured. I cussed that crow until I finally crawled into a truck-stop along the interstate that blessedly had the size I needed, and then cussed it some more as I got soaked to my tits getting it on.
If it happens again, I'll be sure to bump this thread.
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I don't know why this thread made me giggle out loud.
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Walked within 20ft of a couple in the park an hour ago they didn’t bat an eyelid!
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I watched the Brandon Lee movie once. I was only a few feet away from the TV and it didn't fly away.
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You know what they say on the internet? Pics or it didn't happen. 
RoryN
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You know what they say on the internet? Pics or it didn't happen.
I don't think you want that. Last time I posted a pic to prove it, your wannabe-comrade-in-arms embarrassed himself so badly that he's still publicly nursing his wounds.
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