Hello from London!

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As soon as you can get to Chicago. :cattail:

Hello from London will be chartering a jet for your housewarming, even though its an apartment. Duty free allowances to be used in purchase of vast quantities of malt whisky and , for those off the booze, dandelion and Burdock.
 
Hello from London will be chartering a jet for your housewarming, even though its an apartment. Duty free allowances to be used in purchase of vast quantities of malt whisky and , for those off the booze, dandelion and Burdock.

I'll be sat on the stairs strumming my guitar (badly)
 
Hey everyone. Move went very smoothly. I am well into the unpacking. Spent part of today standing on my kitchen counter with a rubber mallet moving the “adjustable” shelves in the cabinets. Somewhat therapeutic. :)

Now that sounds like a most subtle approach to DIY home improvement, not unlike my approach to the car when it wouldn't go!
 
Hello from London will be chartering a jet for your housewarming, even though its an apartment. Duty free allowances to be used in purchase of vast quantities of malt whisky and , for those off the booze, dandelion and Burdock.

I’ll bring the spider plant...
 
Still loving Cold War Steve... anyone else see the Boris interview where he talks about making buses? No way I believe that, you could see him struggling at the start and then coming into his own as he started to cement the story in his head...

Still it must be hard coming up with something impressive when your posh uni mates hobbies included pig head fucking...

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Still loving Cold War Steve... anyone else see the Boris interview where he talks about making buses? No way I believe that, you could see him struggling at the start and then coming into his own as he started to cement the story in his head...

Still it must be hard coming up with something impressive when your posh uni mates hobbies included pig head fucking...

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Did I hear Boris singing something about the wankers on the bus go .....
Or is he still refusing to take part in a mass debate for the premiership?
 
Did I hear Boris singing something about the wankers on the bus go .....
Or is he still refusing to take part in a mass debate for the premiership?

Ahhhh fuck...

Boris might be smarter than I’ve given him credit for... I didn’t think of this...

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Hey everyone. Move went very smoothly. I am well into the unpacking. Spent part of today standing on my kitchen counter with a rubber mallet moving the “adjustable” shelves in the cabinets. Somewhat therapeutic. :)

Delighted to hear that you're actually getting some unpacking done!

You're making me feel quite guilty...
 
I made Migas this morning. I like Migas. I like Migas a lot.

Had to google Migas... now I’m hungry...

My morning was spent working from home... I made a lit video which wasn’t sexy. Or funny. And actually made me cry so I didn’t post it.

Then I had a wank and felt loads better - gotta love a work from home day...:cattail:

Lowering the tone... sorrynotsorry...
 
Had to google Migas... now I’m hungry...

My morning was spent working from home... I made a lit video which wasn’t sexy. Or funny. And actually made me cry so I didn’t post it.

Then I had a wank and felt loads better - gotta love a work from home day...:cattail:

Lowering the tone... sorrynotsorry...

Pretty satisfying and easy. Almost always have ingredients. I took a nap right after.

I never get to work from home. Not really possible but I get a lot of days off. I have to work today from noonish to probably 10. Sucksass!!!

Also sorry you got sad.
 
Pretty satisfying and easy. Almost always have ingredients. I took a nap right after.

I never get to work from home. Not really possible but I get a lot of days off. I have to work today from noonish to probably 10. Sucksass!!!

Also sorry you got sad.

Thanks lovely, nothing that good food and a wank on company time didn’t fix, :heart:
 
For a moment there I couldn’t see the thread and I was reminded of the time when I got lost at the zoo aged 6 ish. Or the time my mum forgot to pick me up on my first day of school. Yes you read that correctly... first day of school. But here we are all safe and cosy. Morning all ( I was busy last night getting a pedicure which is a tiny factoid for my foot fetish friends ) ;)
 
For a moment there I couldn’t see the thread and I was reminded of the time when I got lost at the zoo aged 6 ish. Or the time my mum forgot to pick me up on my first day of school. Yes you read that correctly... first day of school. But here we are all safe and cosy. Morning all ( I was busy last night getting a pedicure which is a tiny factoid for my foot fetish friends ) ;)

Jesus Christ! You are probably permanently scarred. I might use these when people ask why I am so screwed up.
 
For a moment there I couldn’t see the thread and I was reminded of the time when I got lost at the zoo aged 6 ish. Or the time my mum forgot to pick me up on my first day of school. Yes you read that correctly... first day of school. But here we are all safe and cosy. Morning all ( I was busy last night getting a pedicure which is a tiny factoid for my foot fetish friends ) ;)

Jesus Christ! You are probably permanently scarred. I might use these when people ask why I am so screwed up.

Neither of you are screwed up, you are both fabulous, :heart:

I’m gonna miss this thread when it dies... we’ll need a place to hold the wake...
 
I was going to put up Queen 'who wants to live forever' for the wake (just where my mind went)

Instead
https://youtu.be/-2z-Cd3luqA

I watched loads of these the other day, some I'd seen before, but not this one. Which YouTube had kindly cued up for me.

I'll go post this in the RW now. We should have people like Hollie (and Michael Rosen ) in charge of education not dickhead Grove and Hinds
 
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