The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[Luk]

Lol @ "crap hatch".

 

[dolf]

I bought the boss's favourite biscuits for the tin I put in the kitchen at work. It's made him weirdly happy. He's told everyone in the office.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I bought the boss's favourite biscuits for the tin I put in the kitchen at work. It's made him weirdly happy. He's told everyone in the office.

Wierd that your essence make it his favourite.

Its only wierdly happy if everyone else is a twit.

 

[silver gurl]

It is getting humid.

 

[dolf]

When my front page is only 8 threads long, including the sticky, it's clear that someone's having a tantrum.

 

[von_Bismarck]

AJ and Talk_Radio are having a busy morning.

 

[trysail]

There are days when it's gratifying to know that I have enough self-discipline and self-control to rely on my ability to ignore trolls and idjits.




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[oralaccents]

I bought the boss's favourite biscuits for the tin I put in the kitchen at work. It's made him weirdly happy. He's told everyone in the office.

Yes, this is MUCH better than the other 7 threads.

Tell us more about what you ate today.

Buttrs had steamed corn!

 

[chillywilly2]

Yes, this is MUCH better than the other 7 threads.

Tell us more about what you ate today.

Buttrs had steamed corn!

don't tell me....with butter on it?

 

[oralaccents]

don't tell me....with butter on it?

Can't wait for the inevitable coronary, can you?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I'd rather be in the ocean.

 

[thør]

I'd rather be in the ocean.

I was just out by the water and it's damn muddy, here.

 

[oralaccents]

It is getting humid.

Sounds yeasty. Try cotton.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

It's not about the weight, it's about the performance

 

[silver gurl]

I feel a migraine.

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65594095_352464802105567_8580934273282867200_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_oc=AQntNvPwt9EqrpXbcKW051uA6lAdIVt6Fleb6ylManwo0Ac3YB7K-ChH23kTGTQKmNo&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=a83e8faeabfa8702cb2d0cf8ef74b07f&oe=5D8784ED

 

[beew]

Funny.
Those pesky Russians beat the West at fake news too.
In hindsight I can't believe that I, too bought such a goofy video.



Man Mistaken For Mummy ‘Rescued From Bear Den’ After One Month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjoV99S9h8

"A ghastly video of a scab-covered "living mummy" from Russia proved too gruesome to resist for shock-seeking news sites who published the story.
The video first made the rounds on messenger apps,
That’s where the western media stepped in.

On closer inspection, there were a number of signs that might have tipped people off: the bedraggled man had rather white teeth and healthy enough sounding voice, which was odd considering his body looked decomposed enough to make it in a zombie film."
https://www.rt.com/news/462763-russia-man-bear-fake/

 

[beew]

The UK sites bought the idea that bears tend to store their prey into the ground to decompose their meat and eat it later. So this one was storing the guy for a later snack, and he survived by drinking his own urine.

It's stupid, isn't it?
But those Russians sounded so convincing at the time.

 

[oralaccents]

I feel a migraine.

Oh look, a middle aged married woman in a sex forum announcing she feels a migraine coming on.

Sounds like consent to me.

 

[dolf]

 

[trysail]

Strong swimmers:​

They must have some bird dog in 'em.
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[dolf]

Strong swimmers:​

They must have some bird dog in 'em.
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Charles is half English Springer spaniel. Edward is just a freak. He'll stay out for hours, literally, without coming ashore. His love of water is only rivalled by his love of food.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Charles is half English Springer spaniel.

But his father was Greek, no?

Edward is just a freak. He'll stay out for hours, literally, without coming ashore. His love of water is only rivalled by his love of food.

Was this the one that was married to Sarah Ferguson?

 

[silver gurl]

Oh look, a middle aged married woman in a sex forum announcing she feels a migraine coming on.

Sounds like consent to me.

There is no sex to be had here. Politics only.

 

[silver gurl]

Hate being on hold, to be put on hold, to being put back on hold.