Wonder if the FBI could write 'erotica' (wink wink)

[Desiremakesmeweak]

You know, like stuff that was credible enough to slip quietly by the experts around here.

 

[SimonDoom]

??

I'd bet dollars to donuts that among the many thousands of Lit authors there is at least one current or former FBI agent. And I'm sure even more are readers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

??

I'd bet dollars to donuts that among the many thousands of Lit authors there is at least one current or former FBI agent. And I'm sure even more are readers.

I was chatting on line with a lovely woman at the DoD a few years ago when our steamy conversation was interrupted with a message: "we're enjoying your chat, but could you please take it to a private device; the Department doesn't sanction this use. And could you let us know where you're taking it? We're looking forward to the rest of it."

 

[SimonDoom]

I was chatting on line with a lovely woman at the DoD a few years ago when our steamy conversation was interrupted with a message: "we're enjoying your chat, but could you please take it to a private device; the Department doesn't sanction this use. And could you let us know where you're taking it? We're looking forward to the rest of it."

LOL.

Our government dollars at work.

 

[Privates1stClass]

Our government dollars at work.

Actually, I think it's our government dollars NOT working.

 

[SimonDoom]

Actually, I think it's our government dollars NOT working.

Depends on your perspective. Sounds like the eavesdroppers were getting something out of it!

 

[PoisonPen33]

Why are you asking this question, comrade?

 

[GuessImJamie]

The FBI thought Simone de Bouvoir and Jean Paul Sarte were the same person...

(true)

aka Jamie

 

[Hypoxia]

Rephrased question: How much pr0n worldwide is the product of police and/or intel agencies bent on manipulating suckers? Or just for fun?

 

[GuessImJamie]

Rephrased question: How much pr0n worldwide is the product of police and/or intel agencies bent on manipulating suckers? Or just for fun?

Or because it's easy.

Cynic that I am I cannot help but notice real crimes like burglary and murder are hard to solve. They take a lot of (wo)man-hours and are often unsolved. BECAUSE ROBBERS and MURDERERS hide or CAMOUFLAGE themselves.

Prostitutes and drug-dealers ADVERTISE themselves. It's easy, like writing newspaper articles or the electronic version therof from White House press releases.

Its a whole lot easier to sit at a desk with a coffee and a doughnut and fight "crime" digitally (oh unless you mean hackers and identity thieves.)

aka Jamie

 

[KeithD]

It's sort of amusing to find anyone playing on a porn story board posting about anyone else not working.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Why are you asking this question, comrade?

Allahu Akbar, brother!

 

[SimonDoom]

Allahu Akbar, brother!

That clears things up.

 

[GuessImJamie]

It's sort of amusing to find anyone playing on a porn story board posting about anyone else not working.

Difference being that I am not drawing a government pay check while goofing off.

And it's LitErotica not LitPornogita.

aka Jamie

 

[Hypoxia]

That clears things up.

Like a bubble-free brook. Like a fresh morning breeze. But I digress.

We know that ex-cops and ex-spies have written semi-fiction, some semi-erotic. We know that intel agency work can involve attempts at persuasive manipulation. We can thus safely assume that some chunk of literature and media are produced by gov't agents before retirement.

So ask: How do they fuck up the heads of readers? How skillful is their sexual disinfo? Can we really believe the fetishes we read of? Are Cuck and BBC tales designed to provoke alt.right incels and scaredy-boys?

 

[KeithD]

Difference being that I am not drawing a government pay check while goofing off.

And it's LitErotica not LitPornogita.

aka Jamie

The difference is that you're clueless and scapegoating to assume government workers aren't doing necessary jobs. I'd like to see you squeal after going a week without the services you get from the government compared to what they cost you (and would cost you if you had to organize and pay for your chunk of them all by yourself).

Yeah, yeah, nobody works and provides necessary services but you. That's an old ignorance- and prejudice-based view.

 

[GuessImJamie]

The difference is that you're clueless and scapegoating to assume government workers aren't doing necessary jobs. I'd like to see you squeal after going a week without the services you get from the government compared to what they cost you (and would cost you if you had to organize and pay for your chunk of them all by yourself).

Yeah, yeah, nobody works and provides necessary services but you. That's an old ignorance- and prejudice-based view.

Wow! Nice to meet you Mr. Kettle.

We are all pretty black, and some government employees work. Most I've met didn't.

Please reread what I wrote. I play, I have fun, its my time and its my dime, I begrudge nobody on earth the same on their time and on their dime.

I spent 43 years flying for a living, jumping through silly hoops to keep my licence. (Licence: Permission from the government to work) Then I was forced into mandatory retirement. Those hypocrites sue Wal-mart for age discrimination, but my job: there is a fresh recruit of the Military Industrial Complex to take it.

Hand it in said the FAA, I can own the business, own the airplane, have years of experience, a type certificate or seven of them. Pass the medical, each one I ever took, one per year. Don't mean anything. YUP GOVT LOOKING OUT FOR ME, I feel it. Of course they can 'except' a Senator, some pigs being more equal and all.

Fly into MIA, it'll cost you two bottles of liquor to Customs if you don't want the plane tossed GRAFT, YUP THAT HELPS US ALL. (Its probably a case if you actually want to smuggle underage girls or cocaine.)

The building inspector with his hand out five hundred to him for a permit, I said no the first time: $3k in useless alterations drain pipe running left instead of right RELOCATING AN ELECTRICAL SWITCH TO AN INACCESSIBLE LOCATION BEHIND A DOOR.

Being required to build a 42" tall fence 3" from an existing 72" fence because the code says 42" not "at least 42."

GOVT OFFICIALS UNFAMILIAR WITH ARTICLE FOUR, Having moved from one state to another 20 years ago I enrolled my son in school, 4th grade (since he passed 3d in Florida). But the States had different curriculums, one week into school I had a conference and they moved him up to 5th said it was more appropriate, two months later he was struggling they started an IEP process, a month after that they moved him back to 4th. Two weeks later they were going to drop him to 3rd.

I pulled him out of school and sent him to a private school, so PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH I WOULD HAVE TO PAY IF THE GOVT DIDN'T PROVIDE A FREE AND APPROPRIATE PUBLIC EDUCATION, i have the bills, so I know.

The Public School called DCFS to harrass me (that's A FELONY IN THE STATE WE RESIDED IN) and they continued the IEP process for a child who was no longer in their school.

When I didn't show up for an irrelevant (I had dis-enrolled him) meeting THE POLICE WERE CALLED, I know JUST LOOKING AFTER ME. Long story short I went to an IEP meeting and THE SCHOOL DISTRICT SAID HE WAS OK BUT IN THE WRONG GRADE!!! That would be the grade level they put him in.

When I lived in St Louis the State election officials were indicted for using taxpayer computers to try and hook-up for sex with teenagers on line and on the clock, one school superintendent (Riverwoods) was indicted for systematically embezzling millions by creating fake companies with his gf. Companies that he paid fake invoices to. Another superintendent (Fox) was indicted for going online and creating fake blog emails etc saying her opponent in a school board election practiced beastiallity. PS she got caught because she used district computers during work hours to do so.

Across the river in Illinois THREE FORMER GOVERNORS WERE IN FEDERAL PRISON SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Yeah, sorry, guess I was wrong.

 

[Hypoxia]

Do you like forest rangers?

 

[GuessImJamie]

Do you like forest rangers?

Actually I once had a friend who lived in those towers out in Arizona like six months a year with his gf. The Interior Dept only knew about and paid him. It's not for me, as messed up as people are i'd be lonely. But he loved it.

 

[GuessImJamie]

So ask: How do they fuck up the heads of readers? How skillful is their sexual disinfo? Can we really believe the fetishes we read of? Are Cuck and BBC tales designed to provoke alt.right incels and scaredy-boys?

Read the stuff coming out of England about the FBI and Angela Davis and Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.? FOIA documents tell how the FBI lied, purjered, created false documents.

It's 2019 FOIA should get stuff 1968 and older. Hey! In a few years we can read about Russel Means and AIM at Wounded Knee (1973)...

Where FEDERAL JUDGE Fred J. Nichols said the FBI had "polluted the waters of Justice," when he dismissed the governments perjury riddled, provably false, and based on forged document case.

 

[KeithD]

Self-centered shallow thinkers like you are a dime a dozen, Guess. (No, I didn't bother to read that diatribe). I really wish that pinheaded dummies like you could have all of your government services cut off for a month to see how much you whine then.

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

KEITH: If you read it you'd know your wish already came true.

Problem with going on strike is: if your job was useless, and people get by without you, you just proved thier point.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[MelissaBaby]

Wow! Nice to meet you Mr. Kettle.

We are all pretty black, and some government employees work. Most I've met didn't.

Please reread what I wrote. I play, I have fun, its my time and its my dime, I begrudge nobody on earth the same on their time and on their dime.

I spent 43 years flying for a living, jumping through silly hoops to keep my licence. (Licence: Permission from the government to work) Then I was forced into mandatory retirement. Those hypocrites sue Wal-mart for age discrimination, but my job: there is a fresh recruit of the Military Industrial Complex to take it.

Hand it in said the FAA, I can own the business, own the airplane, have years of experience, a type certificate or seven of them. Pass the medical, each one I ever took, one per year. Don't mean anything. YUP GOVT LOOKING OUT FOR ME, I feel it. Of course they can 'except' a Senator, some pigs being more equal and all.

Fly into MIA, it'll cost you two bottles of liquor to Customs if you don't want the plane tossed GRAFT, YUP THAT HELPS US ALL. (Its probably a case if you actually want to smuggle underage girls or cocaine.)

The building inspector with his hand out five hundred to him for a permit, I said no the first time: $3k in useless alterations drain pipe running left instead of right RELOCATING AN ELECTRICAL SWITCH TO AN INACCESSIBLE LOCATION BEHIND A DOOR.

Being required to build a 42" tall fence 3" from an existing 72" fence because the code says 42" not "at least 42."

GOVT OFFICIALS UNFAMILIAR WITH ARTICLE FOUR, Having moved from one state to another 20 years ago I enrolled my son in school, 4th grade (since he passed 3d in Florida). But the States had different curriculums, one week into school I had a conference and they moved him up to 5th said it was more appropriate, two months later he was struggling they started an IEP process, a month after that they moved him back to 4th. Two weeks later they were going to drop him to 3rd.

I pulled him out of school and sent him to a private school, so PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH I WOULD HAVE TO PAY IF THE GOVT DIDN'T PROVIDE A FREE AND APPROPRIATE PUBLIC EDUCATION, i have the bills, so I know.

The Public School called DCFS to harrass me (that's A FELONY IN THE STATE WE RESIDED IN) and they continued the IEP process for a child who was no longer in their school.

When I didn't show up for an irrelevant (I had dis-enrolled him) meeting THE POLICE WERE CALLED, I know JUST LOOKING AFTER ME. Long story short I went to an IEP meeting and THE SCHOOL DISTRICT SAID HE WAS OK BUT IN THE WRONG GRADE!!! That would be the grade level they put him in.

When I lived in St Louis the State election officials were indicted for using taxpayer computers to try and hook-up for sex with teenagers on line and on the clock, one school superintendent (Riverwoods) was indicted for systematically embezzling millions by creating fake companies with his gf. Companies that he paid fake invoices to. Another superintendent (Fox) was indicted for going online and creating fake blog emails etc saying her opponent in a school board election practiced beastiallity. PS she got caught because she used district computers during work hours to do so.

Across the river in Illinois THREE FORMER GOVERNORS WERE IN FEDERAL PRISON SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Yeah, sorry, guess I was wrong.

I am continually shocked at how oppressed wealthy white men are in our society.

 

[GuessImJamie]

I am continually shocked at how oppressed wealthy white men are in our society.

I'm not a man,

None of the three examples I cited as victims of FBI malfeasance were white.

The gov't didn't pay for my years of training I did, while paying them taxes. I paid most of my taxes to the school district that employed criminals (not my opinion-a judge said they were, he also told the representatives of the State and City they were negligent and remiss). While I also paid a private school to do what those criminals refused to do.

I am very wealthy: I have family, friends, lovers, children, grandchildren and my health. That is true wealth.

I have enough material things a nice home and good food, and we have worked hard for what we have, all while being hindered not helped by bureaucrats. So I have no use for them. Since we started our first business together we have actively supported charitable causes, and not at a token level.

I try to help others because I remember what it was like being 13 and not having anything, even food sometimes. (My parents weren't financially poor, they had money for expensive liquor, they were just poor excuses for human beings.)

My friends took me in, helped me deal with my considerable anger and taught me a marketable skill (one the gov't wont let me use because I got old.)

Every teacher I had as a child drew a tax-payer funded check and knew my family situation, it was a small town, They didn't help. They fucking teased a little girl about it ("your parents were too drunk to xxx weren't they," "see if your mom can sign this if she isn't already passed out when you get home") and then flunked me for missing classes (I got a job working breakfast shift at a place, it was a little money and they fed me each day I worked there, but it made me persistently late to school.)

They tried to constructivley dis-enroll me at 16, but my friends parents took me to see a local judge who emancipated me and forced the school to let me back in.

They were better, I guess, than the sacks of shit I spoke about at my son's school. Thirty years later, they didn't turn a blind eye while living off my work. They actively committed criminal acts to retaliate against a mother seeking an education for her son.

When a normal decent human being sees a problem they try to solve it.

When a bureaucrat sees a problem they try to turn it into a cushy full time job.

When I was a little girl Teddy Kennedy and Daniel Patrick Moynihan argued over the best way to fight poverty in the inner city. They had programs and agencies and initiatives and they solved the problem no mo... Oops, no they didn't.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm not a man,

My mistake. You sure sound like one.