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Hi, sorry about this but this seem to be the only thread I can find in the U.K. I'm from Scotland and looking for someone to chat to I guess. I love my partner but he's not as adventures or experienced in bed as I was led to believe in the start, I'm always horny and always want to try new things. I'm looking for someone to vent to I guess, share my ideas and experiences with. I have commitments so looking to message and chat with mostly. I'm a 30 year old, slightly curvy woman with DD 'Page 3 girl' perfect tits and flaming red hair.
I have also had a 15 year and still counting long affair with my cousin, as well as a short but hot one with my half brother, would be keen to tell my story to a writer and get it published. Anyone fancy getting to know me? Drop me a PM. Xx
 
Safekeeping said:
Hi, sorry about this but this seem to be the only thread I can find in the U.K. I'm from Scotland and looking for someone to chat to I guess. I love my partner but he's not as adventures or experienced in bed as I was led to believe in the start, I'm always horny and always want to try new things. I'm looking for someone to vent to I guess, share my ideas and experiences with. I have commitments so looking to message and chat with mostly. I'm a 30 year old, slightly curvy woman with DD 'Page 3 girl' perfect tits and flaming red hair.
I have also had a 15 year and still counting long affair with my cousin, as well as a short but hot one with my half brother, would be keen to tell my story to a writer and get it published. Anyone fancy getting to know me? Drop me a PM. Xx
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Well I’m very jealous of the perfect tits... less so of the incestous relationships but hey, you can’t have everything...

Side note - snapchat has a filter to turn you into a bloke, disconcertingly I find one of my brothers staring back at me... which is not what I wanted when taking a pic with tits out... an image I’m not going to get out of my mind...

Anywhos I digress... welcome, this started life as a personal but became a chatty thread. You’d be better off starting your own personal ad if looking for something specific... it tends to be poor form to use someone else’s personal (that doesn’t stop it happening...) also this one is probably about to die, we are over the maximum 5000 posts...

If looking to chat generally though, you are welcome here - at least until it dies...

With regards to the stories - there is a specific space for writers looking for feedback and editors etc which is probably worth you checking out, x
 
Or you could just give a shoutout on the general boards. I think your post would fit in great there...

(I'm being rude, you'd get eaten with that post on the general board)

I'm not a tit's guy, and as the quote goes 'try anything except folk music and incest' personally I like folk music.

I wonder if I could find real world Snapchat/ Instagram girls like you guys...

Oh an the roulette wheel of who posts lasts is still spinning... So make each post as pointless as the last. (So an inappropriate personal ad from a lucker is inspired imho)
 
where_is_RUTH said:
2'901.

Will I get to 3k. Don't think so!
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Come on Ruth.... you know you want to.

I’ve tried that Snapchat feature that changed me into a Male. You know what ? I was bloody handsome... I was a better looking man than I am a woman that’s for sure.

NB. I think we should have all crept out after the Scottish flame haired family lover left her ad.... the thread would have been neatly book ended....( god I fear that’s terrible English. My most sincere apologies all)
 
Spiritedlady said:
Come on Ruth.... you know you want to.

I’ve tried that Snapchat feature that changed me into a Male. You know what ? I was bloody handsome... I was a better looking man than I am a woman that’s for sure.

NB. I think we should have all crept out after the Scottish flame haired family lover left her ad.... the thread would have been neatly book ended....( god I fear that’s terrible English. My most sincere apologies all)
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Yes I've done this as well and like you ummmmm I'm a pretty darn good looking guy when that feature is used haaaaa!!

Definitely a pretty boy and I can honestly say I'm " my type " 🙂

Good morning to you Londoners!! You'll be enjoying Friday sooner than meeee!?!?
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Or you could just give a shoutout on the general boards. I think your post would fit in great there...

(I'm being rude, you'd get eaten with that post on the general board)

I'm not a tit's guy, and as the quote goes 'try anything except folk music and incest' personally I like folk music.

I wonder if I could find real world Snapchat/ Instagram girls like you guys...

Oh an the roulette wheel of who posts lasts is still spinning... So make each post as pointless as the last. (So an inappropriate personal ad from a lucker is inspired imho)
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Not a tits guy? That’s depressing because that’s literally all I have :D

I love a bit of Eliza Carthy...
 
Spiritedlady said:
Come on Ruth.... you know you want to.

I’ve tried that Snapchat feature that changed me into a Male. You know what ? I was bloody handsome... I was a better looking man than I am a woman that’s for sure.

NB. I think we should have all crept out after the Scottish flame haired family lover left her ad.... the thread would have been neatly book ended....( god I fear that’s terrible English. My most sincere apologies all)
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I didn’t think of that - I should have immediately PM’d the mods and asked them to shut the thread...
 
Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With said:
Yes I've done this as well and like you ummmmm I'm a pretty darn good looking guy when that feature is used haaaaa!!

Definitely a pretty boy and I can honestly say I'm " my type " 🙂

Good morning to you Londoners!! You'll be enjoying Friday sooner than meeee!?!?
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I’d say we should compare our manly pics but I genuinely do look exactly like one of my brothers to the point someone would recognise him...
 
I’m also still posting in day drunk... but there is enough of me to spread across threads...
 
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