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I missed the Tory leadership debate - who was the least cunty wanker? Was it Stewart by any chance?

I'm increasingly and genuinely bemused as to why anyone votes Tory. Oh don't worry I grew up right wing, and then I started working.

I also have stopped thinking bad things about Republicans in the US. If Johnson can be our next Prime Minister then we are not in a position to judge.
 
You know the submarine film,,, everyone is tense,,, they are being hunted,,, the submarine has to keep going,,, sneak over/around this rock without attracting attention,,, camera cuts to close up and there's a bead of sweat running down someone's temple

(Just me then, 257 over)

Don’t forget the close up of hero’s eyes, working out if he’s going to buckle at the key moment.
 
I have just watched it on playback. All pretty turgid. Smug, condescending, blustering fuck wits all of them, even Stewart. If anyone in the debate gets my vote it's Emily Maitland purely because she has nicer tits .

I'm with you on that!
 
I consider myself politically homeless

Fortunately my MP is sound and votes inline with what I believe (values of decency and respect - exceptionally normal)

Did you know the brexit party is actually a business. Registered at companies house. You pay him money to join and get literally fuck all for it.
 
Fortunately my MP is sound and votes inline with what I believe (values of decency and respect - exceptionally normal)

Did you know the brexit party is actually a business. Registered at companies house. You pay him money to join and get literally fuck all for it.

Speaks volumes about his commitment to dollars, I mean democracy.
 
Rory Stewart out then...

And England and Scotland winning - woo!

Off to look up sweary burcow...
 
Apparently Rory is pro fox hunting... I’ve seen Rory in real life, he is a tiny little man... do you think I could persuade Boris to let me ride him while I chase Rory with my whip?

I know, I know... bunch of posh boys left in the race - they’ll all probably be pro fox hunting... and there are bigger issues at stake...

When’s it my turn to run the country - I’ve not been called up yet and I’m fairly sure I could do a better job than the muppets in the frame...
 
Apparently Rory is pro fox hunting... I’ve seen Rory in real life, he is a tiny little man... do you think I could persuade Boris to let me ride him while I chase Rory with my whip?

I know, I know... bunch of posh boys left in the race - they’ll all probably be pro fox hunting... and there are bigger issues at stake...

When’s it my turn to run the country - I’ve not been called up yet and I’m fairly sure I could do a better job than the muppets in the frame...

Oh most certainly. PMQ with random answers from post- it notes concealed in bra. Speaker Bercow, or is it Hucow, attempting to rootle. Unparliamentary behaviour fast becoming the norm. May I have sight of your manifestoes ?
 
I guess that’s another ‘deferred’ attempt at containing the Internet. There’ll be loopholes...
 
Why can’t Lit have a like button!! I’m down with fan-boy/girl when tweets get liked. Phil Demmel responded to one of mine, I was a little bit giddy after that!

Had to google Phil Demmel - I’m not cool enough! How fab for you :D
 
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