Swannie's Random Stuff

[Joxlrg]

Well it's the first time in my life I could apply for just the right job for me!!
I have clawed feet to hang upside down under a desktop
I have a foot long Proboscis
And I breathe through my ears!!

 

[ohverbatum7]

Besides, vaginal juice tastes a lot better than sperm and it’s easier to swallow..

I have something else to admire you for, when it comes to bodily fluids you are my primary culinary reference. does vaginal juices have the side benefit of whitening the teeth?

 

[ohverbatum7]

so the knickers have remained on

So pleased at that, can't have unexpected breezes numbing the object of my desire.

 

[missswannie]

I'm envious you can even do things during daytime when you want. I would have to find the not often time there was noone else in the ladies room and thats not so sexy.
It sounds like you like oral sex.

Somewhat yes....

A veritable smorgasbord you are indeed.. And one that will be selubriously enjoyed in the under desk fairy role.. Where do I sign up..?!

Well looks like we are going to have an application and interview process

Well it's the first time in my life I could apply for just the right job for me!!
I have clawed feet to hang upside down under a desktop
I have a foot long Proboscis
And I breathe through my ears!!

Now if I was a matchmaker would I have the perfect date intro for you...

Besides, vaginal juice tastes a lot better than sperm and it’s easier to swallow..

I have something else to admire you for, when it comes to bodily fluids you are my primary culinary reference. does vaginal juices have the side benefit of whitening the teeth?

Not my quote, I have no trouble with swallowing the good stuff. I don't know about teeth whitening, but if apple cider vinegar is fantastic for your metabolism, then I reckon at the very least you'd be in a pretty good digestive state and a smile.

so the knickers have remained on

So pleased at that, can't have unexpected breezes numbing the object of my desire.

A frustrated suitor in my youth once asked if the icicles off it impeded my walking.

 

[Todger65]

Frustratingly interrupted all day.
He came out of the steaming hot shower this morning all nice and chubby, I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...
Regained some time and momentum mid morning and really working up a froth, and the doorbell rings... a mate had decided to come over an hour early before her birthday lunch...
Knickers had worked their way slightly sideways and were digging in a little bit nicely when I scooted forward on the chair. Just starting to think it might go places, and in walks two squabbling employees looking to sort out a petty issue...
Finally finished up and rather in the mood. After this build up its not going to be a quick rub over knickers, this is going to need some serious invasion, and the last phone conference starts in 15 mins... I think go for gold.
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Sound like a bit of a frustrating day. Hope you finally managed to reach your goal by the end of the day.

 

[missswannie]

Sound like a bit of a frustrating day. Hope you finally managed to reach your goal by the end of the day.

I certainly made up for it.

 

[missswannie]

Big pants on today. An unglamourous photo but that's reality for the odd day as well.
Now seeing as I am on the expanded tummy size today and likely to burn it off, breakfast was in the order of stuff it do something unhealthy but stupidly delicious.
I have had a recurring dream the past few nights. For whatever reason I am up on a ladder washing some upper windows in the middle of town. I am wearing a dress. There are a bunch of people that gather. Strange one, I don't wash windows as a rule.

 

[Todger65]

Big pants on today. An unglamourous photo but that's reality for the odd day as well.
Now seeing as I am on the expanded tummy size today and likely to burn it off, breakfast was in the order of stuff it do something unhealthy but stupidly delicious.
I have had a recurring dream the past few nights. For whatever reason I am up on a ladder washing some upper windows in the middle of town. I am wearing a dress. There are a bunch of people that gather. Strange one, I don't wash windows as a rule.

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That looks like a really good tummy stretching breakfast. I’m sure you will work it off quickly.

Cheeky under boob shot. Lovely.

 

[HirokoM]

Big pants on today. An unglamourous photo but that's reality for the odd day as well.
Now seeing as I am on the expanded tummy size today and likely to burn it off, breakfast was in the order of stuff it do something unhealthy but stupidly delicious.
I have had a recurring dream the past few nights. For whatever reason I am up on a ladder washing some upper windows in the middle of town. I am wearing a dress. There are a bunch of people that gather. Strange one, I don't wash windows as a rule.

I am jealous. I think if I ate that I would have a tummy showing too.

 

[EctoJohn]

Now that is sexy.

 

[MrRetro]

Well looks like we are going to have an application and interview process

Oh now you really have my interest..! I’m enjoying imagining what some of your requirements might entail for this demanding under the desk, jaw aching position.. I’m going to have to go shopping to select an outfit for my interview, Mr RM is always my go to man, my favourite clothing brand will hopefully be acknowledged by this delectable Australian woman’s tastes..!

 

[MrRetro]

Big pants on today. An unglamourous photo but that's reality for the odd day as well.
Now seeing as I am on the expanded tummy size today and likely to burn it off, breakfast was in the order of stuff it do something unhealthy but stupidly delicious.
I have had a recurring dream the past few nights. For whatever reason I am up on a ladder washing some upper windows in the middle of town. I am wearing a dress. There are a bunch of people that gather. Strange one, I don't wash windows as a rule.

Wow, that looks sweet..!

There’s nothing unglamorous about your shape Mrs Swannie..! You look divine in those pants..

 

[zekuma]

Big pants on today. An unglamourous photo but that's reality for the odd day as well.
Now seeing as I am on the expanded tummy size today and likely to burn it off, breakfast was in the order of stuff it do something unhealthy but stupidly delicious.
I have had a recurring dream the past few nights. For whatever reason I am up on a ladder washing some upper windows in the middle of town. I am wearing a dress. There are a bunch of people that gather. Strange one, I don't wash windows as a rule.

That's one sweet plate of pancakes.
If that's the extent of what you consider expanded for a few days then I think you come out of the regular pretty well on top of most at that time.

 

[missswannie]

That looks like a really good tummy stretching breakfast. I’m sure you will work it off quickly.

Cheeky under boob shot. Lovely.

Under, over, between, I try them all.

I am jealous. I think if I ate that I would have a tummy showing too.

Ha thats not the nature of my temporary roundness, but yes if I ate that all the time I might not be temporary

Now that is sexy.

Glad it suits you

Well looks like we are going to have an application and interview process

Oh now you really have my interest..! I’m enjoying imagining what some of your requirements might entail for this demanding under the desk, jaw aching position.. I’m going to have to go shopping to select an outfit for my interview, Mr RM is always my go to man, my favourite clothing brand will hopefully be acknowledged by this delectable Australian woman’s tastes..!

RM Williams is always a very good start

Wow, that looks sweet..!

There’s nothing unglamorous about your shape Mrs Swannie..! You look divine in those pants..

Thats just how it flows

That's one sweet plate of pancakes.
If that's the extent of what you consider expanded for a few days then I think you come out of the regular pretty well on top of most at that time.

I'm not really a puff up type, but maybe once a year or so I get a good one. Small price really.

 

[klippert]

Big pants on today. An unglamourous photo but that's reality for the odd day as well.
Now seeing as I am on the expanded tummy size today and likely to burn it off, breakfast was in the order of stuff it do something unhealthy but stupidly delicious.
I have had a recurring dream the past few nights. For whatever reason I am up on a ladder washing some upper windows in the middle of town. I am wearing a dress. There are a bunch of people that gather. Strange one, I don't wash windows as a rule.

personally I think its a very sexy photo... and you have an appetite for sweets.. ')

 

[missswannie]

Quick trip to India. In and out. They had a few rains here so it has taken the sting out of the daytime temperature a little, but still hazy and humid. I have taken one of the kids with me as a treat so will be behaving somewhat.
The best hotels in this particular city are formerly palaces, so I certainly can't complain about the service. The ceilings are higher than the rooms are wide.

Purchased a little treat along the way. Mate's rates. I'll turn it into something.

Still hot and humid but think I can get away with this and stay cool at dinner...

 

[Joxlrg]

Beautiful Palace.. Wish I could see the inside also.. I have heard the ceilings are really tall
And Those are Precious Jewels Swannie.. Very Precious!!

 

[Todger65]

Quick trip to India. In and out. They had a few rains here so it has taken the sting out of the daytime temperature a little, but still hazy and humid. I have taken one of the kids with me as a treat so will be behaving somewhat.
The best hotels in this particular city are formerly palaces, so I certainly can't complain about the service. The ceilings are higher than the rooms are wide.
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Purchased a little treat along the way. Mate's rates. I'll turn it into something.
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Still hot and humid but think I can get away with this and stay cool at dinner...
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Palaces there were known for their luxury. Make the most of it.

I spotted two jewels on show, one partially covered. It will be kept cooler like that.

 

[missswannie]

Beautiful Palace.. Wish I could see the inside also.. I have heard the ceilings are really tall
And Those are Precious Jewels Swannie.. Very Precious!!

Yes, they are well designed for the heat.

Palaces there were known for their luxury. Make the most of it.

I spotted two jewels on show, one partially covered. It will be kept cooler like that.

I have had the benefit of staying at most of the palaces and hotels here over the years. This one is still a pleasant one. No jewels in mine.

 

[zekuma]

Quick trip to India. In and out. They had a few rains here so it has taken the sting out of the daytime temperature a little, but still hazy and humid. I have taken one of the kids with me as a treat so will be behaving somewhat.
The best hotels in this particular city are formerly palaces, so I certainly can't complain about the service. The ceilings are higher than the rooms are wide.

Purchased a little treat along the way. Mate's rates. I'll turn it into something.

Still hot and humid but think I can get away with this and stay cool at dinner...

Wow, the queen of the barest glimpses strikes again.

Nice amethyst. Whoever cut that really knows diamond style cutting. A treasure.

None other than Rambagh Palace in Jaipur. That city is the style capital of India. And one of the wealthiest.

 

[HirokoM]

Quick trip to India. In and out. They had a few rains here so it has taken the sting out of the daytime temperature a little, but still hazy and humid. I have taken one of the kids with me as a treat so will be behaving somewhat.
The best hotels in this particular city are formerly palaces, so I certainly can't complain about the service. The ceilings are higher than the rooms are wide.

Purchased a little treat along the way. Mate's rates. I'll turn it into something.

Still hot and humid but think I can get away with this and stay cool at dinner...

Very naughty, someone might have seen that.
Beautiful gem and beautiful hotel. I should like either, or both.

 

[ohverbatum7]

but think I can get away with this

What can you get away with, the skirt length or the hand's location? apart for my lascivious question, the image is sublime.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I think I could get used to that splendid hotel.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Quick trip to India. In and out. They had a few rains here so it has taken the sting out of the daytime temperature a little, but still hazy and humid. I have taken one of the kids with me as a treat so will be behaving somewhat.
The best hotels in this particular city are formerly palaces, so I certainly can't complain about the service. The ceilings are higher than the rooms are wide.

Purchased a little treat along the way. Mate's rates. I'll turn it into something.

Still hot and humid but think I can get away with this and stay cool at dinner...

Beautiful, you can get away with anything you want.

Love the treat, the colour's gorgeous!

I'm so jealous of your travels

 

[missswannie]

Wow, the queen of the barest glimpses strikes again.

Nice amethyst. Whoever cut that really knows diamond style cutting. A treasure.

None other than Rambagh Palace in Jaipur. That city is the style capital of India. And one of the wealthiest.

Rajasthan is probably my favourite state in India. I dont get to go to Pondicherry much, but there is a restaurant in London called Pondicherry which is bloody good food, so that's about my fill of that place.
Yes the cutting is extremely specialised. Not your usual stuff. It's big, but I think I shall make a ring out of it.
Bare glimpses are the food of thought. I much like the idea of people thinking about it than just image flicking. A la Carte rather than McDonalds.

Very naughty, someone might have seen that.
Beautiful gem and beautiful hotel. I should like either, or both.

I would always recommend this end of the world as a place to see at least once. Apart from the actors, it's another reason I like watching the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, just for the odd place I know. The scene where he is playing street cricket with local kids always resonates with my bloke as he has done just that on long walks through the city when he comes along. He buys them all ice cream, even the street dog that fetches the long balls.
Actually you have to watch out for some ice cream vendors over here. There is ice cream, kulcha, and "special" kulcha at certain times of the year. The special kulcha leaves you high as a kite.

but think I can get away with this

What can you get away with, the skirt length or the hand's location? apart for my lascivious question, the image is sublime.

The skirt ride up is always a question of whether you can own it or not. Perhaps you might question whether you glimpsed anything or not. The women in this town are cheeky in the right places. Trust me that you would be checking out their subtle efforts and games.

I think I could get used to that splendid hotel.

If this was a travel blog and not a place for me to have a little unclothed fun I would post photos of some of the other ones I have stayed in. A stay at the Rambagh for a night or two is not the worst thing in the world, the old school luxury is enough to get everyone in the right mood.

Beautiful, you can get away with anything you want.

Love the treat, the colour's gorgeous!

I'm so jealous of your travels

I do get away with most things, and smile my way out of the ones I don't. I took the kid to the textiles street in the old town and she went nuts over the saree material, so apart from getting her some, we grabbed some exotic stuff she can weave into parts of a formal dress. Of course, one of the bolts of material matches the amethyst so I am sure that gemstone is not going to stay in my jewellery box long. Anticipated that so quietly bought a topaz for her sister as well.
I try not to do too many in and out trips, and bunch together a number of them so I can be more efficient and have more time at home. But when I do have quick single destinations I can drag someone with me.