Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

I hope the bananas were specially dipped in luscious pussy.

That's another game again, but not for caramelised bananas. The sugar load that would give my fanny would be a recipe for an itchy week.

 

[zekuma]

That's another game again, but not for caramelised bananas. The sugar load that would give my fanny would be a recipe for an itchy week.

That's not the image to dwell on. Too much real world....

 

[missswannie]

That's not the image to dwell on. Too much real world....

Ha ha, vaginas are real world. They have a Ph level of around 3.5, so when I taste myself or someone takes a taste its a little tart, to various degrees. A bit of activity and they generally take care of themselves.
My doc always said that if you do get out of whack, the best way was to coat your bloke in canasten and then go for it on your back, coat him again and go for it on your knees. At least you get some enjoyment out of it.
Quite a while ago, I thought it would be fun to push two jawbreakers up myself, enjoy the full feeling and provide a sticky multicoloured surprise later for the licker. Pure sugar...

 

[HirokoM]

It was a fun evening

I know that the other faces were more obscured,but as Walt would say, you are the fairest of all.
were you all nude?

Of course we were nude. Why would you wear clothes at a sento bath?

 

[HirokoM]

The chap has been a touch out of sorts. He's been holding the fort a fair bit lately and barely back in town and I might have been out a bit on the weekend as well.
So in the middle of a wild winter storm I decided to lay out a few treats for him to get him back on side.
Slow cooked chilli baste ribs, wood oven caramelised bananas, and a naked wife arse up on the bed with an open pass for anything.

Your cooking looks very good. I think he enjoyed his third course. Anything can mean anything so you were prepared for anything?
I think that looks like a joke but I am not sure. vvvv

 

[ohverbatum7]

Of course we were nude.

Just wanted you to say it, I have a high kink threshold.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Caramelized bananas,

If you balanced this dish on your bum,(with suitable heat proof pad), which would he have devoured first?

 

[ohverbatum7]

two jawbreakers up myself

You've just created a mystifying run on jawbreakers, really enjoy your sense of fun.

 

[missswannie]

Your cooking looks very good. I think he enjoyed his third course. Anything can mean anything so you were prepared for anything?
I think that looks like a joke but I am not sure. vvvv

Anything can be anything. I prepared.

Of course we were nude.

Just wanted you to say it, I have a high kink threshold.

Don't worry, Hiroko is a dark horse.

Caramelized bananas,

If you balanced this dish on your bum,(with suitable heat proof pad), which would he have devoured first?

That's a good debate, no clear winner there. In one of his more creative moods I would probably have ended up with a finger in my bum, while he slowly ate, knowing that I couldn't move. Logically the second of course of me might have been more interesting after that.

two jawbreakers up myself

You've just created a mystifying run on jawbreakers, really enjoy your sense of fun.

It was interesting, they are large. You sometimes wonder looking at everyday things here and there what it would be like to put inside. One of my fetishes I guess.

 

[ohverbatum7]

They are all proficient with vacuums and wet mops.

Does that mean you have a posse of Men (and women) under your thumb? between that and the freedom to travel you live the good life. Do they do something kinky with the wet mops?

 

[missswannie]

They are all proficient with vacuums and wet mops.

Does that mean you have a posse of Men (and women) under your thumb? between that and the freedom to travel you live the good life. Do they do something kinky with the wet mops?

No posse's here, just him and the kids. The dog quite likes the enjo mops being used on the tiles, so it might be all vertical tail and a kinky game to him. He is probably number one source of clean up in the house, so probably strategically drops fur to make it happen.

 

[Fadyadil7]

You're such perfection, such smooth skin and such beautiful boobs. Not to mention that curvy ass, ready to be held and spanked. What I wouldn't give to see this more regularly

 

[missswannie]

Frustratingly interrupted all day.
He came out of the steaming hot shower this morning all nice and chubby, I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...
Regained some time and momentum mid morning and really working up a froth, and the doorbell rings... a mate had decided to come over an hour early before her birthday lunch...
Knickers had worked their way slightly sideways and were digging in a little bit nicely when I scooted forward on the chair. Just starting to think it might go places, and in walks two squabbling employees looking to sort out a petty issue...
Finally finished up and rather in the mood. After this build up its not going to be a quick rub over knickers, this is going to need some serious invasion, and the last phone conference starts in 15 mins... I think go for gold.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...

Not good manners to answer the phone with your mouth full.

 

[ohverbatum7]

That glimpse of what I suspect is knickers with an extended leg, just gave me an extra charge

 

[just4friends]

Golden end for your frustrations! Good for you!!
Just increased our frustrations!

 

[Joxlrg]

Alway's go for the Gold!!

 

[zekuma]

Frustratingly interrupted all day.
He came out of the steaming hot shower this morning all nice and chubby, I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...
Regained some time and momentum mid morning and really working up a froth, and the doorbell rings... a mate had decided to come over an hour early before her birthday lunch...
Knickers had worked their way slightly sideways and were digging in a little bit nicely when I scooted forward on the chair. Just starting to think it might go places, and in walks two squabbling employees looking to sort out a petty issue...
Finally finished up and rather in the mood. After this build up its not going to be a quick rub over knickers, this is going to need some serious invasion, and the last phone conference starts in 15 mins... I think go for gold.

A sprint for the gold standard finish.
Your morning interruption would probably have been best served letting it go through to messages.

 

[tbearatl]

I was down on the farm yesterday. Quite cold so if you ever wanted to see me wearing pyjamas this is it. There is really no point, the bottoms never stay on, and sure enough were in the end of the bed this morning. Anyway, wandering around outside while my jeans were in the dryer.

I found a pear on the tree. After yesterdays puffy lips in pants photo, I thought I should prove that even the fruit around here tends towards smooth and clefted.

Back to town to grab the suitcase I packed before so I could catch my plane this afternoon. There was a bit of time to spare so I hopped on the bed and showed him his options. Lucky there are showers in the airport lounge or else I might cause a few curious sniffs to whoever sits alongside.

You are such a gorgeous woman. With an exceptional body. My goodness.

 

[missswannie]

I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...

Not good manners to answer the phone with your mouth full.

No, I get grumpy when I am in that mood and want to take it through to my reward

That glimpse of what I suspect is knickers with an extended leg, just gave me an extra charge

It's cold here, well by here's standards, so the knickers have remained on

Golden end for your frustrations! Good for you!!
Just increased our frustrations!

Yes I had an ache that needed to be sorted out by that stage. Very frowny today miss, as one of my office assistants said.

Alway's go for the Gold!!

I've never been too hesitant about looking after my urges. In a magical world I probably would recruit an under desk fairy with a long tongue to take care of things.

A sprint for the gold standard finish.
Your morning interruption would probably have been best served letting it go through to messages.

Probably so, although as it was it was something to be done so the mental space was lost immediately

You are such a gorgeous woman. With an exceptional body. My goodness.

I enjoy what I have. It's all about the mental space.

 

[MrRetro]

Ha ha, vaginas are real world. They have a Ph level of around 3.5, so when I taste myself or someone takes a taste its a little tart, to various degrees. A bit of activity and they generally take care of themselves.
My doc always said that if you do get out of whack, the best way was to coat your bloke in canasten and then go for it on your back, coat him again and go for it on your knees. At least you get some enjoyment out of it.
Quite a while ago, I thought it would be fun to push two jawbreakers up myself, enjoy the full feeling and provide a sticky multicoloured surprise later for the licker. Pure sugar...

Well I didn’t know that vaginas were alkaline.. I do know that vaginas are full of probiotics, so from a health perspective, we all should be partaking in more vaginal flavours.. I’m surprised there hasn’t been more social traffic in this, there was a woman recently who claimed she drank a daily shot of sperm for health reasons, why not even things up..! Besides, vaginal juice tastes a lot better than sperm and it’s easier to swallow..

 

[MrRetro]

Frustratingly interrupted all day.
He came out of the steaming hot shower this morning all nice and chubby, I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...
Regained some time and momentum mid morning and really working up a froth, and the doorbell rings... a mate had decided to come over an hour early before her birthday lunch...
Knickers had worked their way slightly sideways and were digging in a little bit nicely when I scooted forward on the chair. Just starting to think it might go places, and in walks two squabbling employees looking to sort out a petty issue...
Finally finished up and rather in the mood. After this build up its not going to be a quick rub over knickers, this is going to need some serious invasion, and the last phone conference starts in 15 mins... I think go for gold.

Oh my, you look so sexy in this picture..! I can’t wait to hear how you dampened your desires, wish I could assist..!

 

[missswannie]

Well I didn’t know that vaginas were alkaline.. I do know that vaginas are full of probiotics, so from a health perspective, we all should be partaking in more vaginal flavours.. I’m surprised there hasn’t been more social traffic in this, there was a woman recently who claimed she drank a daily shot of sperm for health reasons, why not even things up..! Besides, vaginal juice tastes a lot better than sperm and it’s easier to swallow..

The usual wetness, or the clear sticky stuff, or when we squirt. Different. See we are a veritable smorgasbord. Male cum is not bad, but better when on a healthy diet. Certain combinations of diet, medicine and health is not always that nice.

Oh my, you look so sexy in this picture..! I can’t wait to hear how you dampened your desires, wish I could assist..!

Well, unless you are applying for the newly created role of under desk fairy... I managed to have a minute or two to spare in the end.

 

[HirokoM]

Frustratingly interrupted all day.
He came out of the steaming hot shower this morning all nice and chubby, I was really losing myself having at him with my mouth and the bloody phone rang...
Regained some time and momentum mid morning and really working up a froth, and the doorbell rings... a mate had decided to come over an hour early before her birthday lunch...
Knickers had worked their way slightly sideways and were digging in a little bit nicely when I scooted forward on the chair. Just starting to think it might go places, and in walks two squabbling employees looking to sort out a petty issue...
Finally finished up and rather in the mood. After this build up its not going to be a quick rub over knickers, this is going to need some serious invasion, and the last phone conference starts in 15 mins... I think go for gold.

I'm envious you can even do things during daytime when you want. I would have to find the not often time there was noone else in the ladies room and thats not so sexy.
It sounds like you like oral sex.

 

[MrRetro]

The usual wetness, or the clear sticky stuff, or when we squirt. Different. See we are a veritable smorgasbord. Male cum is not bad, but better when on a healthy diet. Certain combinations of diet, medicine and health is not always that nice.

Well, unless you are applying for the newly created role of under desk fairy... I managed to have a minute or two to spare in the end.

A veritable smorgasbord you are indeed.. And one that will be selubriously enjoyed in the under desk fairy role.. Where do I sign up..?!