Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland
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It was much better when you couldn't afford drugs, cell phone bills and internet access.
But I hope you are doing well now.
You don't survive off of "Mom's" dime and live in a she shed on your buddy's property do you?
Just kidding, don't answer.
Kato saw blood scatters as well.
butters
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me, either... more like cherry soda or some other canned drink, like V8 pomegranate and blueberry. then again, might be the colours aren't giving it its true look.
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Yeah, I was thinking kool-aid.
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It's not viscous enough for blood.
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It's not egg salad.
Indeed, the splatters look odd.
Looks like something exploded over the dryer, an opened soda can or a blooddied cyst
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something was upsetting the doggie-locals last night, and with our windows wide open for the cool air i could hear ours joining in vociferously... for hours. inbetween them barking somewhere on the grounds and chigger bites itching the life out of me, i didn't get much sleep. closed the windows around 4.30, was still awake by 5 and scratching so got up soon after. H got up not too long after that and i cooked us breakfast. the dogs decided whatever was bothering them was no longer bothering them and were sleeping on the driveway, so i took my sorry arse back to bed till midday. now my brain doesn't know what to make of being awake. 
maybe by the time i've finished this coffee....
maybe by the time i've finished this coffee....
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something was upsetting the doggie-locals last night, and with our windows wide open for the cool air i could hear ours joining in vociferously... for hours. inbetween them barking somewhere on the grounds and chigger bites itching the life out of me, i didn't get much sleep. closed the windows around 4.30, was still awake by 5 and scratching so got up soon after. H got up not too long after that and i cooked us breakfast. the dogs decided whatever was bothering them was no longer bothering them and were sleeping on the driveway, so i took my sorry arse back to bed till midday. now my brain doesn't know what to make of being awake.
maybe by the time i've finished this coffee....
was Harry out looking for sex again?
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Pretty good so far.
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I also thought it might be kool-air, wine, or those fucking energy drinks my brother drinks, but I actually have an update.
It was blood, and I found the source.
One of the cats killed a rat there, and for some inexplicable reason threw the corpse behind the dryer. I discovered this because it turns out if you leave a corpse just sitting out overnight, you can no longer ignore it because the smell will knock you down.
So I had to drag both the washer and the dryer out and clean out from behind it. Bitching feverishly the entire time.
Then I went to Captain, because I couldn't find Seuss, and I bitched him out over it because honestly like what the fuck? He, being a cat, did not give a single shit. Didn't care at all that I was pissed. 100% would do it again. Just looked at me like, "Are you still on about THAT? That was like, years ago. I'm more into laying on the porch these days."
Asshole.
It was blood, and I found the source.
One of the cats killed a rat there, and for some inexplicable reason threw the corpse behind the dryer. I discovered this because it turns out if you leave a corpse just sitting out overnight, you can no longer ignore it because the smell will knock you down.
So I had to drag both the washer and the dryer out and clean out from behind it. Bitching feverishly the entire time.
Then I went to Captain, because I couldn't find Seuss, and I bitched him out over it because honestly like what the fuck? He, being a cat, did not give a single shit. Didn't care at all that I was pissed. 100% would do it again. Just looked at me like, "Are you still on about THAT? That was like, years ago. I'm more into laying on the porch these days."
Asshole.
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I need a new phone. I dropped this one in the bathtub and now it's all kinds of fucked up. I did the rice thing, hoping that would fix it, but it didn't.
The most annoying thing is that if you get an alert from an app, it'll play the sound even if you currently have the app open. And I set it to the "A wild pokemon has appeared" sound. So if you're talking to somebody every single message they send it makes that noise. I can't get it to stop. I turned notifications off. I changed the sound. But it's fucked. And every time I bitch about it being fucked my gf is like, "Yeah, you broke it."
I'm in a long-distance relationship. My man lives in another city. You can't sext like that.
"I'm gonna suck your dick"
"Yeah I'm gonna shove my cock down your throat"-A WILD POKEMON HAS APPEARED-
"I'm gonna rip your hair out" -A WILD POKEMON HAS APPEARED-
"I wanna feel you choke" -A WILD POKEMON HAS APPEARED-
I love you, babe but I can't jack off to this. It's not happening. I'm in the tall grass. I appreciate it but it ain't happening.
