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Oh! Thought I was quite clever there... You should go there one day!
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Oh! Thought I was quite clever there... You should go there one day!
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Got me on that one!
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Me...Swinging from top of the world to barely containing my rage... I have a virtual friend on a non lit forum who is really struggling with his demons and the lack of empathy from people that really should know better is getting my goat... and I’m not very good at keeping my mouth shut when it’s someone else hurting...
On the plus side I have had an invite back to inspire school girls to become inspirational women and in a ridiculously flattering move the inviter told me they were circumnavigating my organisation this year because they just wanted me... absurd really and I wouldn’t have thought I was particularly memorable... perhaps they have really asked everyone else and are struggling to get peeps... in which case flattery will get them everywhere...
So swings and roundabouts... how’s you Mr D?
Allia the Inspiration Lady! Good going!
Me? Tired. Away from town for few days, so no WiFi and on poor phone signal! Otherwise, long stories ensue and hanging in here best sums it up.
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I definitely will! xx
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Always hang on in there lovely, you are so worth it,
Managing any fun out of town? X
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Always hang on in there lovely, you are so worth it,
Managing any fun out of town? X
Thank you x
Some trips to the coast, spending time in the 2p arcades tomorrow!
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Jump up and down when no one is looking or flirt with an attendant and you could make loads
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How do you know they’ve gone and aren’t secretly lurking?
There was some groping going on ... maybe they are still there.
How do you know they’ve gone and aren’t secretly lurking?
Quite.
Surely that is what lurkers do.
Wearing string vests no doubt.
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The more they post, the more chance last post goes to a random!
Erm
Friends.
You know the one were the girls teach Chandler how to pleasure his girlfriend...
(A chart with erogenous zones 1 to 7 labelled)
So my go to is writing the alphabet on her clit...
Any lady prepared to help me change/raise my game? Suggestions?
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Didn’t like Friends first time round, now it’s doing the rounds on Netflix i’m not fussed either.
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Do I get a magical number post now?!
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I’m giving you magical number 639... enjoy!
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Is it possible he did just think she liked glazed rings??
https://www.kentlive.news/news/uk-world-news/tonbridge-boss-suspended-after-inappropriate-2976001
Also if you bring Krispy Kremes into my office - you can have pretty much a free pass to say anything because we love Krispy Kremes...
https://www.kentlive.news/news/uk-world-news/tonbridge-boss-suspended-after-inappropriate-2976001
Also if you bring Krispy Kremes into my office - you can have pretty much a free pass to say anything because we love Krispy Kremes...
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Ny favourite thing about this is the comment from an eyewitness. “I was shocked, it's my first time in Brighton and It's a Tuesday.” What’s Tuesday got to do with anything?
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17699355.brighton-pier-closed-as-naked-man-causes-chaos/
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17699355.brighton-pier-closed-as-naked-man-causes-chaos/
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Jesus and I thought Florida folk were nuts. And I have been on that pier. Fucking Brighton is such a weird and bizarre town but the record stores there do blow my mind.
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Well in Lit Tuesday is Tittie Tuesday, in Brighton, perhaps, it's Todger Tuesday to validate the escapade
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Yay! And my 1000th post!
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1001 is a good carpet cleaner, assuming you have celebrated in an appropriate manner
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I’m not getting down on my knees and scrubbing the carpets.
My favourite thing was the quote from another witness..
""He was trying to impersonate a helicopter as he jumped off
He swung his lower region around in circles to re-create a 'helicopter'."
His "lower region"????? wtf
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