Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[wickedpanda]

Justa I'm happy to spend lots of time applying sunscreen on your sexy body and even help you wash it off for all the wicked sexy pics.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

and time for a ramble.

So I have seen this around Lit, and each time someone says it, I sit here going, "well, what is that exactly?" The term I am wondering about is "dad bod". Ok, mom bod I get. If that is said, we know it is a woman who has reached or surpassed breeding age, who grew at least one parasite in her abdomen, that while starting off tiny, rapidly grew into something the size of a watermelon causing the abdominal muscles to stretch and often separate and the skin to stretch rapidly, producing stretch marks. Then she sustained the scars from sutures from either pushing the watermelon sized parasite out of the hole the size of a lemon, or having her abdominal cavity cut open to remove the parasite. Then she served a few years as a cow housing mass amounts of fluid in fatty mounds on her chest, day in and day out. And depending on the number and age of the parasites, she may have 0 time to herself and is possibly a member of the great unwashed.

I will admit how much of a toll this takes is variable. Honestly, I think young and done moms recover the best. I mean when we are young, things stretch impressively and heal quickly. Like young me, impale myself on a fence, eh superglue, it will be fine. and no scar. I'd half expect a finger to grow back if it was lopped off. 35 year old me, cat slipped and clawed me, scarred for life. old first time moms seem to recover the worse. the abdominal muscles have never stretched like that, so them separating is a guarantee. And again, it isn't going to heal anymore. shoving that watermelon out a hole way too small, yeah that is more packs of sutures than one can count as skin isn't so elastic, and that scar is there to stay. Same with cutting it out. Young chicks, I swear 3 weeks later, they are almost back to normal. Old chicks, nope. The loss of elasticity means bouncing back from carrying the watermelon or months of cow duty probably isn't going to happen either. And let's not talk about those who have carried several parasites and their poor pelvic floor.

Yeah, I total understand the implications of the toll taken on "mom bod".

But what is "dad bod" saying? Like um, they have reached or surpassed breeding age, they don't have a ton of time to themselves, and they have spent time with and somehow survived a hormonal woman. That is kind of like every man who has spent time adulting. But "dad bod" must something. If anything, It actually raises my expectations. Like, he works a good, safe job with a 401k and insurance and not cutting of his fingers, getting callouses, getting constant sun damage. Then when home, he is the family Sherpa. I admit it, when we went places, I grabbed my purse and the kid. I left the diaper bag, pack and play, stroller, bouncer, etc. because Hubby would grab it, and all in 1 trip just like the 800 bags of groceries when I get home and grab 4 and have 3 more trips to the car, if he is outside, nope he grabs the rest in one trip. I just expect he can lift and carry it all. I, for sure, don't think diastasis recti, scars and sutures, pelvic organ prolapses, saggy boobs that supplied gallons at one time, and abdominal stretch marks like I think with mom bod.

I mean, all the hot dads out there, good job, you rock, carry my crap please, but sorry, parasite host and cow duty is a greater adversity on the physical state.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Thanks. I try.

Gators, well ok. Attacks are super rare. 1st, they don't like people by nature. Next, they are most likely to feed at dusk. And finally aggessive moms make their nests in areas with foliage. The lakes we swim at have areas that have been stripped and are regularly. So the gators and snakes primarily stay out of the stripped area. My lake (this one was not it but similar set up) a dock that separates an area. Everything inside the docked area is stripped. During the day i have never seen a gator. Sit on the dock at night and look to the uncleared side, oh yeah, you see them.

So basically look for low amout of vegetation and only during the day only and you will be fine. If someone is still nervous, wear a life vest. There isn't much data as attacks are so rare, but no one attached in a life jacket has ever died or suffered life altering injuries. Alligators drown their large prey, hide it, wait for it to rot, then eat it. They don't really have good chewing teeth. The life jacket pisses them off because they can't properly drown the prey, thus after 2 or 3 tries, they give up. You will have a lot of puncture wounds, and need treatment, but assuming you aren't alone and without a phone, you will survive. If you have to walk a mile then drive for help, blood loss becomes a challange but if you can get out, stay still, and slow bleeding while waiting for help, you will recover.

And yes my chest burned too, but not as bad.
http://i.imgur.com/Ol215IAm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Cryxp1um.jpg

I volunteer for tribute to apply the aloe

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hmm. Looks like a slight wet spot...

Indeed. Then I am sure it increased as I dealt with laundry with my favorite wearable.

Pardon me while I exclaim, fuck those pics pics are hot!!

But of course. Thank you for saying so.

Justa I'm happy to spend lots of time applying sunscreen on your sexy body and even help you wash it off for all the wicked sexy pics.

Aw, thanks. Would you remember to?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I volunteer for tribute to apply the aloe

Thank you, so helpful.

Gorgeous nails and sexy black panties. Thank you

Thank you. Yes my panties are so predictable

 

[Youneverknow81]

Thank you, so helpful

Haha any time!

 

[Youneverknow81]

Well happy sunday. I repainted my nails so today's pictures will feature my nails.
the theme is porcelain. even used my old S4 as my phone can't take pictures of my nails lol

http://i.imgur.com/R8WsKk7m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kgoUhLWm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mo8kPESm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UA1RCeym.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IwOQ1Hem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eouQshPm.jpg

Wow. Not sure how I scrolled past this, excited to see your reply I suppose. Damn woman, those panty pics are unfucking believable!

 

[whistler1]

Philosophical question...

Can someone have a "dad bod" if they aren't a dad?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Haha any time!

Wow. Not sure how I scrolled past this, excited to see your reply I suppose. Damn woman, those panty pics are unfucking believable!

Glad you like my pantied, and my nails damn it

Philosophical question...

Can someone have a "dad bod" if they aren't a dad?

See, that is kind of my point. I mean most adult men don't have a lot of time to work on their physique because a job. And most men start to leave physically demanding jobs in their 30s and 40s, once they discover, like i mentioned with older moms, you no longer bounce, you don't heal like you used to. I see it with linesmen.

So i think a good portion of say 40 year old men lead a similar life with a fairly similar amount of athletics. I mean single guys might do more sports and outdoorsy things, but dads do that too, with the kids.

So yeah, i do think many middle aged men have dad bod and it is not dependant on being a dad.

But i have yet to meet 30 year old women who pee when they laugh or cough that aren't moms, or that have had their abdominal muscles seperate, or have had so many god damn stitches in and around their vajajay that no one knows how many stitches lol, so I really don't think you could have mom bod without being a mom, unless you have a lot of unusual medical conditions.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Yeah, it doesn't hurt actually. I was worried it might. To be honest I have almost no experience with sunburns. I once had a sunburn on ny legs that hurt (first time down south) and once on my scalp that hurt (first time in cornrows) really i rarely burn. Thinking back I think I forgot sunblock in myself. I wear face sunscreen everyday and did yesterday. I sprayed kid right before i got dressed, and ment to spray myself, but thinking back, i don't remember doing it, and i would half had to put effort into the back to avoid ny hair. So not that I forgot to reapply, I forgot to apply lol.

The worst sunburn I ever got in my life was when I was sixteen. I was at a Saturday track meet. The weather was unseasonably warm, so I was just running around in my track uniform (rank top and shorts). The uniform shirts were white with a red stripe across the chest with the school name. When I got back home and took my jersey off, had I painted a red stripe across my chest, it would have looked like I was still wearing it. I was as red as a lobster! And boy did I ever peel! It was really unpleasant.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The worst sunburn I ever got in my life was when I was sixteen. I was at a Saturday track meet. The weather was unseasonably warm, so I was just running around in my track uniform (rank top and shorts). The uniform shirts were white with a red stripe across the chest with the school name. When I got back home and took my jersey off, had I painted a red stripe across my chest, it would have looked like I was still wearing it. I was as red as a lobster! And boy did I ever peel! It was really unpleasant.

Well, that does sound pretty bad, but it could be worse. A picture of a dick or something.

I really don't have any good burn stories myself. Well i once got a sunburn like fireburn. Hanging out at a bon fire and guess i was just too close too long that i ended up with something that looked like a sunburn, just from heat instead.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Glad you like my pantied, and my nails damn it



See, that is kind of my point. I mean most adult men don't have a lot of time to work on their physique because a job. And most men start to leave physically demanding jobs in their 30s and 40s, once they discover, like i mentioned with older moms, you no longer bounce, you don't heal like you used to. I see it with linesmen.

So i think a good portion of say 40 year old men lead a similar life with a fairly similar amount of athletics. I mean single guys might do more sports and outdoorsy things, but dads do that too, with the kids.

So yeah, i do think many middle aged men have dad bod and it is not dependant on being a dad.

But i have yet to meet 30 year old women who pee when they laugh or cough that aren't moms, or that have had their abdominal muscles seperate, or have had so many god damn stitches in and around their vajajay that no one knows how many stitches lol, so I really don't think you could have mom bod without being a mom, unless you have a lot of unusual medical conditions.

The nails forced my eyes to look just past them, like a laser pointer lol

 

[draconus_infernus]

Well, that does sound pretty bad, but it could be worse. A picture of a dick or something.

I really don't have any good burn stories myself. Well i once got a sunburn like fireburn. Hanging out at a bon fire and guess i was just too close too long that i ended up with something that looked like a sunburn, just from heat instead.

I’ve never sunbathed in the nude, so my naughty bits are still pasty pale. That heat burn sounds nasty. I’ve known burn victims who’ve had to get skin grafts because of burns like that. Sounds like you were lucky.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The nails forced my eyes to look just past them, like a laser pointer lol

Lol, my nail pictures do that.

I’ve never sunbathed in the nude, so my naughty bits are still pasty pale. That heat burn sounds nasty. I’ve known burn victims who’ve had to get skin grafts because of burns like that. Sounds like you were lucky.

Haha. And i wasn't that close, just that long. It takes about 120 degree air to cause first degree burns in the short term, but long exposure to 110 can do it. So cold night, bon fire, everyone is sitting around it, but others getting up more. And because it is such a low tempurature, you dont feel it, just see it like a 1st degree sunburn. It was just surprising too me. Just my face as everything else was covered.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I’ve had sunburn, windburn, snowburn, flashburn, and by your definition bonfire burn. None of them were very pleasant. Oh and frostbite, which doesn’t count as a burn of course but actually feels surprisingly similar.

I think all of that contributes to dad bod. Which I consider to be having a nice lived in body.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve had sunburn, windburn, snowburn, flashburn, and by your definition bonfire burn. None of them were very pleasant. Oh and frostbite, which doesn’t count as a burn of course but actually feels surprisingly similar.

I think all of that contributes to dad bod. Which I consider to be having a nice lived in body.

Well that is quite the advertisement for outdoor adventure lol.

I am sure there is a ton, but does it really separate dads from non dads or is it an age bracket coupled with adequate diet and exercise but not excessive.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Lol, my nail pictures do that.

To be fair, on a second viewing I didn’t notice the finger slipping behind the material because the upper finger and nail caught my eye, so there we go! I do admit the colors look great, that detail! Putting them atop what I can only assume was a wet or very soon to be wet pussy isn’t fair. Like a comedian being told he’s following Dave Chappelle

 

[charterguy05]

Well happy sunday. I repainted my nails so today's pictures will feature my nails.
the theme is porcelain. even used my old S4 as my phone can't take pictures of my nails lol

http://i.imgur.com/R8WsKk7m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kgoUhLWm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mo8kPESm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UA1RCeym.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IwOQ1Hem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eouQshPm.jpg

Very sexy

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

To be fair, on a second viewing I didn’t notice the finger slipping behind the material because the upper finger and nail caught my eye, so there we go! I do admit the colors look great, that detail! Putting them atop what I can only assume was a wet or very soon to be wet pussy isn’t fair. Like a comedian being told he’s following Dave Chappelle

Isn't that how magic works... draw attentiom to one hand in order to distract from the other. Guess my hand is magic. (And yes things got very wet a few minutes later

Very sexy

Thank you.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I've been away, and I'll catch up on the great pics later. However, I can't believe that nobody has offered to rub some after sun lotion or aloe on those burns.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I've been away, and I'll catch up on the great pics later. However, I can't believe that nobody has offered to rub some after sun lotion or aloe on those burns.

There were a handful, primarily in order to have their hands full with my tits.

 

[heathrowinneo]

Well happy sunday. I repainted my nails so today's pictures will feature my nails.
the theme is porcelain. even used my old S4 as my phone can't take pictures of my nails lol

http://i.imgur.com/R8WsKk7m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kgoUhLWm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mo8kPESm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UA1RCeym.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IwOQ1Hem.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eouQshPm.jpg

yep love the nails (and everything else). still would buy you a drink or two...

 

[Youneverknow81]

Isn't that how magic works... draw attentiom to one hand in order to distract from the other. Guess my hand is magic. (And yes things got very wet a few minutes later



Thank you.

That’s right! Misdirection!

You know what adds a shimmer to nails that can’t be replicated by any gel, airbrush, acrylic, clear coat, jamberry, of body shimmer? A wet pussy. Rarely seen technique at even the fanciest Korean nail salons haha

 

[wilderness]

Frankly, I never liked the term “dad bod”. Seems like a nice way of saying, “l don’t care about staying fit anymore”.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

yep love the nails (and everything else). still would buy you a drink or two...

thanks. only one or two. I must admit, drinking, like everything else, I am either not or I am all in. Yeah, kind of a lush

That’s right! Misdirection!

You know what adds a shimmer to nails that can’t be replicated by any gel, airbrush, acrylic, clear coat, jamberry, of body shimmer? A wet pussy. Rarely seen technique at even the fanciest Korean nail salons haha

lol, yeah the korean lady didn't suggest that the one time in my life that I had a manicure.

Frankly, I never liked the term “dad bod”. Seems like a nice way of saying, “l don’t care about staying fit anymore”.

Oh, I can't say that. It does get harder as one gets older. It really does. You have to work twice as hard to see half the results, and injuries.