Increase your post size here, TODAY!!!📝📈

[_valkyrie_]

I only asked about a User Manual because I was hoping there would be a test. I really like written tests so long as I can study in advance. I don’t do well at interpretive tests but spewing out memorized data is my strong point.

Ive been keeping User Manuals under my bed since I was about 13 so my snoopy mother couldn’t find them. But now as an Adult I have a spare room where I keep them sorted and cataloged.

But so long as there isn’t a User Manual is there any chance of meeting a Manuela here, or is that another Thread?

Sleepless in Seattle.

If we put out a test, as this threat originates from very complex algorithms, the inverse of a pie slice of our target audience would probably flunk it. No, we want to keep them, so no tests.

On another note, you should keep all User Manuals under your bed. Bed monsters like to educate themselves, when not climbing from under there and scaring people in the middle of the night.

I am not aware of the presence of any, but because we want to provide the best customer support for our base ever, can all the Manuelas in this thread please stand up?

Awake in Atlantis.

 

[Gamine67]

If we put out a test, as this threat originates from very complex algorithms, the inverse of a pie slice of our target audience would probably flunk it. No, we want to keep them, so no tests.

On another note, you should keep all User Manuals under your bed. Bed monsters like to educate themselves, when not climbing from under there and scaring people in the middle of the night.

I am not aware of the presence of any, but because we want to provide the best customer support for our base ever, can all the Manuelas in this thread please stand up?

Awake in Atlantis.

I see said the blind one.

Originally I thought the Thread was invisioned to appeal to the 1% of descreet, yet prolific patricians. However, now that I see it was intended as a way for the politeriate to express not only their angst over personal post size but also class distinctions.

Creating a place where a 150k poster is no more important than someone who created their 3rd Alt account this afternoon was brilliant.

The User Manuals are now collocated beneath the bed with a contingent of Dust Bunnies who are somewhat miffed at having to share the space.

Not a single Manuela showed up. I’m not sure if it is shyness or arrogance but once again the dusty bottle of Port I keep on the shelf is but one dram closer to emptiness.

I think the cat knows how to open it, but that’s for another day.

Larthargic in Lisbon

 

[Gamine67]

I see said the blind one.

Originally I thought the Thread was invisioned to appeal to the 1% of descreet, yet prolific patricians. However, now that I see it was intended as a way for the politeriate to express not only their angst over personal post size but also class distinctions.

Creating a place where a 150k poster is no more important than someone who created their 3rd Alt account this afternoon was brilliant.

The User Manuals are now collocated beneath the bed with a contingent of Dust Bunnies who are somewhat miffed at having to share the space.

Not a single Manuela showed up. I’m not sure if it is shyness or arrogance but once again the dusty bottle of Port I keep on the shelf is but one dram closer to emptiness.

I think the cat knows how to open it, but that’s for another day.

Larthargic in Lisbon

It appears like everyone is now happy with their post size, that’s disappointing because frankly, there are a lot of little posters hanging around here.

 

[Richard_C]

I can’t sleep, and I need 100 posts.

 

[done_got_old]

I can’t sleep, and I need 100 posts.

If I could, I'd give you a few.

 

[_valkyrie_]

It appears like everyone is now happy with their post size, that’s disappointing because frankly, there are a lot of little posters hanging around here.

As we are keen on reaching a broad audience, the term 'little posters' is frowned upon. We'd prefer if they are addressed as 'neophytes with expanding rights'.

No one is ever happy with their post size. Or the weather. Such is the perpetually discontented human nature.

 

[done_got_old]

As we are keen on reaching a broad audience, the term 'little posters' is frowned upon. We'd prefer if they are addressed as 'neophytes with expanding rights'.

No one is ever happy with their post size. Or the weather. Such is the perpetually discontented human nature.

I'm satisfied with both. The weather here is great! Ice and snow one day followed by shirt sleeve weather. Great for colds. I'm retired, so the weather doesn't matter. Much. I've toyed with the idea of a new name and starting over. Okay, so I guess I should go and take my sanity pills.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'm satisfied with both. The weather here is great! Ice and snow one day followed by shirt sleeve weather. Great for colds. I'm retired, so the weather doesn't matter. Much. I've toyed with the idea of a new name and starting over. Okay, so I guess I should go and take my sanity pills.

Well, someone has got to give those Witness Protection Program agents something to keep them busy! You've asked for it, we give it to you. Double EXP points/posts. And, completely out of the goodness of my cardiac muscle, you get a free toaster, if you sign up for the express D-EX! Not to be confused with character dexterity points.

 

[Xerxes82]

Well golly, I've always dreamed of a bigger post count.

Hey there, Val! Hope you're well.

 

[done_got_old]

Well golly, I've always dreamed of a bigger post count.

Hey there, Val! Hope you're well.

I had a friend who told me that he wished he had a larger post. I edited a picture he'd given me and made his post larger. He got mad and didn't talk to me for weeks.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Well golly, I've always dreamed of a bigger post count.

Hey there, Val! Hope you're well.

Welcome to the place where dreams are made, bagged, tagged, and delivered unto your doorstep. FREE of shipping costs. Just by being here, you are achieving your goal. How simple and effectively effortless is that? One post closer to greatness.

It appears business is booming this evening, I have no complaints to issue.

 

[neakman]

I think if we are going to help we need to have all females on here have double post counts and the males with one long post count.

But hey what do I know, look at my post count!! Please.

If I send you a pic of my post count does that mean I am a perv??

 

[_valkyrie_]

I had a friend who told me that he wished he had a larger post. I edited a picture he'd given me and made his post larger. He got mad and didn't talk to me for weeks.

Was it an outdoor lighting post? Those are tricky to enlarge. No wonder your friend was displeased with your attempt at enlargement. Here, we specialise in digital posts and we make no claims on other kinds of posts. We're not here to deceive our audience. There are other professionals one is encouraged to seek, in that regard.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I think if we are going to help we need to have all females on here have double post counts and the males with one long post count.

But hey what do I know, look at my post count!! Please.

If I send you a pic of my post count does that mean I am a perv??

Well, the very high end technology we apply in this thread allows me to see your post count just fine, from where I am. The short answer? Yes, you'd be classified as a pervert.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Was it an outdoor lighting post? Those are tricky to enlarge. No wonder your friend was displeased with your attempt at enlargement. Here, we specialise in digital posts and we make no claims on other kinds of posts. We're not here to deceive our audience. There are other professionals one is encouraged to seek, in that regard.

Ha, I have and old split rail fence around my yard. I've just been removing sections as it gets old and rots instead of replacing them. I'm down to just one small section in the trees between my house and the neighbors. I'm thinking my count has declined to about ten posts.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ha, I have and old split rail fence around my yard. I've just been removing sections as it gets old and rots instead of replacing them. I'm down to just one small section in the trees between my house and the neighbors. I'm thinking my count has declined to about ten posts.

Your count may have slighty declined, but your yard benefits from non-decrepit posts. The old and rotting ones could have spread their condition to the otherwise good and newer ones. By doing such a purge, you have cleansed your environment, making it so possible for a new batch of posts to grow and thrive.

It is with confidence, though a most thorough analysis of the situation, we are able to say that your post count is now healthy and with extended chances for improvement.

 

[Gamine67]

This just doesn’t seem to be working for me.

I suspect there might be sand getting between my posts or perhaps I’ve only thought I posted and my mind is playing tricks on me.

At this point I would generally add a nonsensical comment to make you smile, but I’m not sure this isn’t actually happening so I’ll save it for later.

 

[Gamine67]

It’s been exactly 30 days since last I was here and I have to confess my post size is becoming the envy of many a Lit commentator.

I recently found myself embellishing an old story with a double entendre worthy of Don Juan De Marco and was able to stretch it out over several posts.

That’s the clue, if you want to increase size, you have to stretch it out.

 

[Gamine67]

Okay, six months on the Program and I really have to say I’m thrilled with the results.

Not only has my Post size visibly increased, I’ve been told they are more verbose which translates to longer lasting which is appreciated by all.

I’ll report back next month.......

 

[_valkyrie_]

To whom it may concern:

The Program has been discontinued.

All remaining active agents shall be converted into sleeper cells, until further development.

 

[Gamine67]

To whom it may concern:

The Program has been discontinued.

All remaining active agents shall be converted into sleeper cells, until further development.

But this is where I’ve been coming to talk to myself. Do Sleeper Cells get cookies?

 

[LiteralLily]

thank you for this opportunity

 

[_valkyrie_]

But this is where I’ve been coming to talk to myself. Do Sleeper Cells get cookies?

Might want to try next door neighbours - Dark Side Inc. It always smells like snickerdoodles when walking past the entrance.

 

[_valkyrie_]

thank you for this opportunity

Thank you for the visit.