they found a dead mouseketeer today.

[rae121452]

and it's also national donut day. i don't think the two are related.

the dead keteer was dennis. i hated that little fucker. all i can remember about him is that even as a babyfag i thought he should be wearing wings. that, and the fact that he had a mouth so wide that he looked like the joker.

come to think of it, i hated all of those little fuckers. i hated that show. all of the boys on it were queer, one of them wrote a memoir years later about hanging around the urinals to check out adult size dicks. he was sexually active, too. i can't remember which one.

hated annette, she wound up with some exotic disease. bobby became a christian and went to work for lawrence welk. this proves that you go to hell if you deserve to. the ugly little red headed mutant tried to get into films, which went nowhere, thank god. even the creepy guy who was the host came across as a perv.

anyway, dennis was reported missing a year ago. they just found him...at his home. the fucking police in oregon sound about as competent as the ones in my city.

 

[Boxlicker101]

and it's also national donut day. i don't think the two are related.

the dead keteer was dennis. i hated that little fucker. all i can remember about him is that even as a babyfag i thought he should be wearing wings. that, and the fact that he had a mouth so wide that he looked like the joker.

come to think of it, i hated all of those little fuckers. i hated that show. all of the boys on it were queer, one of them wrote a memoir years later about hanging around the urinals to check out adult size dicks. he was sexually active, too. i can't remember which one.

hated annette, she wound up with some exotic disease. bobby became a christian and went to work for lawrence welk. this proves that you go to hell if you deserve to. the ugly little red headed mutant tried to get into films, which went nowhere, thank god. even the creepy guy who was the host came across as a perv.

anyway, dennis was reported missing a year ago. they just found him...at his home. the fucking police in oregon sound about as competent as the ones in my city.

I thought Annette was alright after she left the Mouse Club and stopped singing. She died of multiple sclerosis. I never noticed Bobby but, after he started dancing on Lawrence Welk, he had a cute partner, Cissy. Those are the only two I remember anymore, and I don't miss them or any of the others.

ETA: Here they are dancing together. Welk was so straight-laced, I'm surprised he let her show so much leg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz6lxM2lGOs