Post like the opposite gender, stereotype.

[Jada59]

No offense meant to those who wish to be gender fluid or are transitioning or anything like that. I suppose you could even pick a gender and say something like you think they would stereotypically say. This idea came about from reading a personal ad about men pretending to be women. So I'm gonna pretend to be a guy.

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I'm gonna swagger in, in these tight jeans, belly up to the bar and see if there are any hot chicks in here!

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Okay, your turn!

 

[ydahecnot]

Stop sending me dick pics!!

 

[Jada59]

Do you like my cock baby? Is it big enough? Hard enough?

 

[ydahecnot]

Guy on guy talk...I like where this is going

 

[Jada59]

If I give her flowers, I can get in her pants!

 

[PapaRomantic]

If he really likes me, he'll pm me first.......tee hee!

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

God look at those breasts, wonder if she will let me touch them

 

[Jada59]

I wonder what color her panties are? Does she shave?

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

I'd tap that

 

[Jada59]

They're not real. I don't care. I just want one in each hand!

 

[PapaRomantic]

God look at those breasts, wonder if she will let me touch them

I wonder what color her panties are? Does she shave?

They're not real. I don't care. I just want one in each hand!

You two are enjoying this WAYYYYY too much!

 

[Jada59]

You two are enjoying this WAYYYYY too much!

You just want to watch us together! I know how you guys think! Hehehe.

 

[EctoJohn]

Ugh, I can't wait to get home and get this bra off.

 

[Shi_One81]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[neakman]

Im wearing a robin's egg tshirt with houndstooth grey shorts and black piping around the edge and red UnderArmour boxer briefs with UnderArmour black slip on sandals

 

[Mei5ter]

...and as soon as I answer, seventeen desperate bored ‘n’ hornies will all reply once...sheesh *rolleyes*

 

[DeckardNYC]

Who wants to go to the powder room with me?

 

[DeckardNYC]

I'll just stand here. He'll get the hint. I mean, the fucking car door isn't going to open by itself!

 

[Airka4real]

Strip, then make dinner.

 

[Lord Pmann]

“Oh my gosh... I’m so shy. Here’s a pic of me though. You can see my twat in it. But remember- I’m totes shy. I can’t believe I am posting this. And my twat is bloated so it’s a really bad pic! Don’t judge.”

Five mins later...

“Can you believe some guy wrote me and said he liked the way my pussy looked?!? Can’t a girl just post a pic of her wizard sleeves for all the world to see without someone trying to come on to me? I post my cunt for ME. Not you horny bastards.”

Five mins later...

“Here’s a story about the time I sucked the dicks of 12 Lit guys.”

 

[Cyberbella]

Hey I'm a great guy really. Charming, athletic and young. I'm going to convince you how great I am, then I'm gonna ask you to show me your tits after I send you this nice dick pic. Oh and if I'm too shy to show pics, well I'll just ask you how kinky you are right off the bat. Hey what's your favorite sex position? Do you like oral sex?

 

[PartyDress]

I'm a hyper sexual guy who's insanely in love with my wife, but I'm sooo unsatisfied.
Wanna help me out?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Just because I dress & act like a slut doesn't mean you can treat me like a slut.

 

[Gamine67]

Brings me a beer babe.

 

[Taegul]

Honey? I'm going shoe shopping. I'll take the credit cards, you take the kids.