Why have Republicans stopped bragging about the stock market?

[von_Bismarck]

I'm just here to watch Que get bitch slapped. *popcorn*

 

[Que]

The yield has been moving towards inversion for weeks. Any bond investor with a pulse is aware of this movement. It was not just yesterday. Now really, shut up and stay in your lane.

Yet, YOU remarked on it only yesterday when that meme was in every financial news feed just yesterday. What a coincidence, poser.

You claim to be a sophisticated, self-directed investor of high net worth who, "retired at 52" yet your allocation is one of a geriatric. Why is that, poser?

Stay in *your* lane, poser and quit cribbing Poser Zumi's antiquated jive blackcent, a'ight?

 

[Que]

I'm just here to watch Que get bitch slapped. *popcorn*

Given that Andre the Mental Midget hasn't the reach to land a glove, and your gastric capacity is about a handful of popcorn, I think you will be left unsatidfied.

Since we are on the subject of investment advice how about you as the self-appointed energy sector analyst explain, finally, how it is that Obama's energy policies which were stated to have been designed to make energy necessarily more expensive in order to encourage conversation had the opposite result in lowering fuel prices.

I'll wait.

 

[Adre]

Yet, YOU remarked on it only yesterday when that meme was in every financial news feed just yesterday. What a coincidence, poser.

You claim to be a sophisticated, self-directed investor of high net worth who, "retired at 52" yet your allocation is one of a geriatric. Why is that, poser?

Stay in *your* lane, poser and quit cribbing Poser Zumi's antiquated jive blackcent, ?

Not that you’d have any personal experience, but there comes a time when preservation of capital is more important than accelerated growth of capital. Not to mention the long term bull market in bonds which has been very good to the non-greedy investor. Again, you don’t need to know these things because you’ve accumulated so little.

 

[Que]

Not that you’d have any personal experience, but there comes a time when preservation of capital is more important than accelerated growth of capital. Not to mention the long term bull market in bonds which has been very good to the non-greedy investor. Again, you don’t need to know these things because you’ve accumulated so little.

Of course you are right. If advising geriatrics.

You claim to be relatively young and are sitting on billions there's no reason why a sizable percentage of that would not be allocated to growth.

We aren't talking about my current Financial circumstances and the reasons that I need to sit on the sidelines with actual cash, we are talking about your own trumpeted expertise and your own disclosure about your ridiculously timid allocation. No competent advisor would advise a relatively young investor sitting on a huge pile of money as you claim to be as conservative as you claim to be. Not to mention the fact that the idea that bonds are somehow a Refuge from risk is pretty laughable. You don't go into bonds to preserve capital. You go to into bonds to reduce volatility, poser.

It's perfectly fine if you're a complete pussy and can't sleep at night because you might lose a third of your massive pile of wealth but if you don't want to have anything in the stock market that's your business. But don't pretend that you're some hot shit investment guru, when literally all that you know about it is what you've experienced from your pasta cresting and what you read in your financial news feed. Just quit pretending. Nobody buys it.

*I like "pasta cresting" too well to correct it to "past investing."

 

[Adre]

Of course you are right. If advising geriatrics.

You claim to be relatively young and are sitting on billions there's no reason why a sizable percentage of that would not be allocated to growth.

We aren't talking about my current Financial circumstances and the reasons that I need to sit on the sidelines with actual cash, we are talking about your own trumpeted expertise and your own disclosure about your ridiculously timid allocation. No competent advisor would advise a relatively young investor sitting on a huge pile of money as you claim to be as conservative as you claim to be. Not to mention the fact that the idea that bonds are somehow a Refuge from risk is pretty laughable. You don't go into bonds to preserve capital. You go to into bonds to reduce volatility, poser.

It's perfectly fine if you're a complete pussy and can't sleep at night because you might lose a third of your massive pile of wealth but if you don't want to have anything in the stock market that's your business. But don't pretend that you're some hot shit investment guru, when literally all that you know about it is what you've experienced from your pasta cresting and what you read in your financial news feed. Just quit pretending. Nobody buys it.

*I like "pasta cresting" too well to correct it to "past investing."

Let’s see.
I did not say I was relatively young.
Bond investments are not “actual cash.”
I never trumpeted expertise.
Refuge from risk is the same thing as reduced volatility.
“All I know about is what I’ve experienced?” Okay.
“Nobody buys it?” So, you and who else?

Your Asperger brain along with whatever drugs you’re currrently taking make you seem borderline insane. As I said, stay in your lane and hope Slinger doesn’t ever take up your challenge.

 

[Adre]

I'm just here to watch Que get bitch slapped. *popcorn*

Fish in a fucking barrel...

 

[Que]

Let’s see.
I did not say I was relatively young.
Bond investments are not “actual cash.”
I never trumpeted expertise.
Refuge from risk is the same thing as reduced volatility.
“All I know about is what I’ve experienced?” Okay.
“Nobody buys it?” So, you and who else?

Your Asperger brain along with whatever drugs you’re currrently taking make you seem borderline insane. As I said, stay in your lane and hope Slinger doesn’t ever take up your challenge.

Learn to read. I am in actual cash. As in greenbacks. Not something I prefer.

Get your own material, dimwit, instead of relying on a hack like Rob or Luke for your material.

Also you are an idiot. Reducing volatility is not the same thing as preserving capital, when your exposure to loss of capital in bonds is still up to 100% of your capital.

Just ask the GM Bond holder that your hero Obama screwed.

 

[Adre]

Also you are an idiot. Reducing volatility is not the same thing as preserving capital, when your exposure to loss of capital in bonds is still up to 100% of your capital.
.

But you’re the idiot. Who called me timid because I’m in an investment where I can lose 100% of my capital? Make up your mind ya fuckin’ phony. And if you ever see him, ask Bill Gross if you can make serious money in the bond market.

 

[Adre]

If you knew what you were talking about, you would never suggest I “calculated a yield curve for an entire market.” One merely looks at two data points and knows the curve is inverted.

Hey investors, need some info on yield curves? Just ask Queef, who has Googled it extensively to learn enough to put together some flimsy arguments directed at me. But hurry before he moves on to his next drug fueled obsession.

 

[RoryN]

US stock futures, Asian markets sink after Trump threatens tariffs on Mexico

Tariff Man has struck again.

US stock index futures and Asian stock markets, including shares of Japanese and South Korean automakers, tumbled Thursday after President Donald Trump said the United States will impose a 5% tariff on all Mexican imports.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/30/investing/mexico-tariffs-stock-reactions/index.html

 

[RoryN]

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[RobDownSouth]

But you’re the idiot. Who called me timid because I’m in an investment where I can lose 100% of my capital? Make up your mind ya fuckin’ phony. And if you ever see him, ask Bill Gross if you can make serious money in the bond market.

Perhaps you can seek investment advice from NotAJ, who has correctly called 9 of the past 8 market downturns (don't ask...PatriotMaths is hard), profiting handsomely each time and allowing him to "retire" early (now that Walmart has phased out its greeter job position).

NotAJ is most famous from an investment standpoint for his unique market position in January 2009 (The Ascension of The Negro President) when he was simulataneously 100% invested in stocks (for the inevitable stock market runup) AND also 100% invested in gold and precious metals (for the inevitable stock market crash). He was able to have it both ways!

 

[Adre]

As tempting as it is to move my accounts over to Merrill, Lynch & notAJ, for the time being I’ll stick with the renowned yield curve expert, Queefy McTnote.

 

[bbx56]

The invert now is cause LT went DOWN

Unlike past where the 2 yr SPIKED up

 

[RoryN]

So...

...to ask the question again...

...why have Republicans stopped bragging about the stock market?

 

[Que]

So...

...to ask the question again...

...why have Republicans stopped bragging about the stock market?

Johnny one-note.

I should query you every time you come on to gloat that it dropped a point or two about the reason.

... I won't bother this time because the reason the market reacted this particular time is so well-known and so well-publicized that even adre the poser could answer that question.

So what do you think.. should adre move his vast fortune into gold to protect his capital from the dangers of the obviously-going-to-crash Trump economy?

 

[someoneyouknow]

According to one estimate, the U.S. has lost $5 trillion in stock market returns as a result of the con artist's trade war:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trade-wars-cost-us-stock-market-5-trillion-so-far-estimates-deutsche-bank-2019-05-31?mod=mw_theo_homepage

 

[Que]

According to one estimate, the U.S. has lost $5 trillion in stock market returns as a result of the con artist's trade war:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trade-wars-cost-us-stock-market-5-trillion-so-far-estimates-deutsche-bank-2019-05-31?mod=mw_theo_homepage

Just so we have an idea of the accuracy of that particular analyst, what was his estimate on the loss of stock market value because of the green energy economy?

 

[RoryN]

Mmm mmm mmm.

 

[bbx56]

According to one estimate, the U.S. has lost $5 trillion in stock market returns as a result of the con artist's trade war:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trade-wars-cost-us-stock-market-5-trillion-so-far-estimates-deutsche-bank-2019-05-31?mod=mw_theo_homepage

Binky Chadha

What the fuck is a Binky Chadha, a childs TOY?

 

[Rightguide]

Liberals love to give China 650 billion a year in stolen intellectual property and technology.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Mmm mmm mmm.

Hey now. Quit cribbing snoozer Yappo's anticipated jive schmuckccent.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[Adre]

Johnny one-note.

I should query you every time you come on to gloat that it dropped a point or two about the reason.

... I won't bother this time because the reason the market reacted this particular time is so well-known and so well-publicized that even adre the poser could answer that question.

So what do you think.. should adre move his vast fortune into gold to protect his capital from the dangers of the obviously-going-to-crash Trump economy?

How many ounces could you buy right now, Queef?

 

[Que]

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