This Week in God Bothering.

[JackLuis]

Lawyers for Noah’s Ark theme park are suing its insurance company for rain damage

A gigantic ark is built with the help of a higher power, a symbolic refuge from the depravity of humankind. It is a huge, grandiose structure constructed out of wood and is perhaps larger than anything comparable in the world. Then, heavy rains begin to fall, inundating the earth around it.

And that’s when the lawyers are called.

Genesis, this is not. This is the fate of the multimillion-dollar Noah’s Ark replica and theme park in Northern Kentucky, Ark Encounter, which is suing insurance carriers over coverage for rain-related damages to the property.

An ACT of God? Is that covered, Nope!

 

[rae121452]

revenues for this "park" have been steadily falling and it has become more and more decrepit. when all else fails, insurance. i'm surprised it didn't "accidentally" burn down.

 

[phrodeau]

Sure is odd to celebrate the biblical event when God wipes out all life on the planet except for one boatload. Let’s all thank God for the Mega Holocaust.

 

[phrodeau]

Robert Henderson of Robert Henderson Ministries confessed to collusion with a foreign power (God) to sway the 2016 election.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-tru...he-gods-choice-claims-pastor-who-says-1437943

He also tells us that Trump can’t be impeached because God is on his side, regardless of the constant Commandment shattering.

 

[My I]

I always found it interesting that it took a workforce of 2000+ using modern power tools to work pre-cut and cured lumber, that was trucked in, more than 3 yrs to construct a boat that a man and his 3 sons built themselves 3000 years ago in the desert using nothing but copper hand tools in a matter of months.

That's union labor for you.

Edit: Correction; Not months. DAYS. Genesis 7:4

Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

 

[KeithD]

I'd go for Reli-Nuts. The kind of nuts that still keeps complete countries from civilization; yes, and that's a miracle.

I'd go with My I's gullibility.

 

[dan_c00000]

I'd go for Reli-Nuts. The kind of nuts that still keeps complete countries from civilization; yes, and that's a miracle.

I love that he believes there really was an ark and yet hates Muslims for believing their stuff. It's almost as if he has no idea what irony is.

 

[My I]

If I actually believed ANY of you had a clue what I was actually saying I would also have to believe that none of you know what sarcasm or irony really is. But then what should I expect from you three?

 

[KeithD]

I wonder what the stupid My I posted to cover his idiocy this time. (No, I don't. I lied. I don't give a shit what My I burbled.)

 

[dan_c00000]

I would also have to believe that none of you know what sarcasm or irony really is.

Well, we already know you don't get irony because you believe a 500 year old man built a big boat and yet bash Muslims for believing what they believe.

 

[My I]

Well, we already know you don't get irony because you believe a 500 year old man built a big boat and yet bash Muslims for believing what they believe.

Are you REALLY that stupid? Or is your comprehension just lower than a second grader's?

Little Danny proving once again he has helium for brains.

 

[dan_c00000]

Are you REALLY that stupid? Or is your comprehension just lower than a second grader's?

Little Danny proving once again he has helium for brains.

I always found it interesting that it took a workforce of 2000+ using modern power tools to work pre-cut and cured lumber, that was trucked in, more than 3 yrs to construct a boat that a man and his 3 sons built themselves 3000 years ago in the desert using nothing but copper hand tools in a matter of months.

That's union labor for you.

Edit: Correction; Not months. DAYS. Genesis 7:4

Your quote speaks for itself. You believe a 500 year old man built a big boat and put animals on it. Are you denying you said that?

I'm sorry but you just owned yourself.

 

[My I]

Your quote speaks for itself. You believe a 500 year old man built a big boat and put animals on it. Are you denying you said that?

I'm sorry but you just owned yourself.

Ok. So, you admit you really ARE that stupid.

You quoted me. So perhaps you can highlight exactly where I said I believe that. While you're at it, show me where I even said Noah was 500 yrs old. Nor did I say ANYTHING about putting animals on it.

Owned? You're so fucking stupid you can't even READ right.

Let me give you a Cluepon, Danny boy. The point I was trying to make is that a man and his 3 sons working with copper age hand tools could not have POSSIBLY built a wooden ship 480 ft long by 90 ft wide and 60 ft tall in 7 days when there was not enough wood in the vicinity to build a hut when it took 2000 worker with modern tools and pre-cut lumber 3 yrs to do the same thing.

Perhaps someone else can explain it to you. Or maybe when you get to 7th grade you'll understand it better.

 

[My I]

Nothing to say, Little Danny? Did you realize who really got owned and now too embarrassed to show your face again? Typical Liberal, "I was wrong but I'm not gonna actually admit it so I'll just look the other way til it all goes away."

 

[dan_c00000]

Nothing to say, Little Danny? Did you realize who really got owned and now too embarrassed to show your face again? Typical Liberal, "I was wrong but I'm not gonna actually admit it so I'll just look the other way til it all goes away."

https://i.gifer.com/G1X9.gif

 

[phrodeau]

The pair of anti-gay special friends in Jesus, Franklin Graham and Robert Jeffress kicked off Pride month with a fervent prayer for President Trump. I guess they expect him to repent or something.