Pmann got his first grey hair

[Lord Pmann]

So, today I saw my first grey hair. Nevermind that my hair is pretty much already gone. One of the 12 hairs I have left turned grey on me. This is truly alarming.

As well, I just had a recent birthday. One dick headed friend of mine pointed out that, on my surveys where you have to click an age range, I have moved up a bracket. So now, as it was pointed out to me, I could be either 36 or 50 as far as the survey reader knows. I can no longer identify as 25-35. Well, according to society I can and you fuckers have to celebrate it. But still.

Today is the end of an era. I am no longer the youthful, fanciful pmann you once knew. I am now regal and wise. And with one grey hair.

 

[ydahecnot]

Can you touch that gray hair with your dick?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You're not traumatized now are ya?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Curmudgeon.

 

[beachbaby179]

Repeat after me... "get off my lawn, you little fuckers!"

Excellent.

(Happy birthday)

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Curmudgeon.

Are you going to name it Walter?

 

[PNWKitten]

Just pluck it out and you can go back to the youthful carefree Pmann.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Can you touch that gray hair with your dick?

If I could touch a grey hair on my head with my dick... I would never get anything done. NEVER.

 

[JerseyJade]

I know it's late, Pmann, but...

Happy Birthday!

 

[JerseyJade]

Salt and pepper is muy bueno!

That's what I'm saying!

I like salt and pepper... on my eggs.

 

[DarkSimian]

Don't make me come over there, young lady!

This is gonna get good

 

[TheMrBurns]

Puh-lease, you ain't old until you find your first grey pube!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're not traumatized now are ya?

I am just a little. If the whole survey grouping didn't throw me off, the Lit assholes have!

Curmudgeon.

Here is a bumpy gentold dick for you.

Repeat after me... "get off my lawn, you little fuckers!"

Excellent.

(Happy birthday)

And one for you.

(Thanks for the birthday wishes)

Are you going to name it Walter?

And a gentold dick for you.

Just pluck it out and you can go back to the youthful carefree Pmann.

No! It will still be there in spirit.

I look like Clooney. The greys are the least of my problems.

And Happy birthday!!!

Thank you. Like I said, I'm regal AF.

I know it's late, Pmann, but...

Happy Birthday!

Thanks!

Salt and pepper is muy bueno!

Agreed.

I like salt and pepper... on my eggs.

And a dick for the lady.

This is gonna get good

I agree. This will be wonderful.

 

[ydahecnot]

Puh-lease, you ain't old until you find your first grey pube!

Looking down...nope, still reddish brown. My head, on the other hand...

 

[PNWKitten]

One of my favorite former loves had a full head of silver hair in his 20's. I thought it was sexy.

Happy birthday hope you had sex and cake

 

[Lord Pmann]

One of my favorite former loves had a full head of silver hair in his 20's. I thought it was sexy.

Happy birthday hope you had sex and cake

I had sex with a cake. Does that count?

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Then I felt kinky. So I fucked a chocolate cake.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Funny thing, I found a grey chest hair not that long ago. I had a general feeling of "Yup. I know exactly what to expect now..." I looked at my pube hair region and went "Yup, there it is." Grey pube.

I've got a few grey chest hairs. No grey pubes yet. Though, I don't look as closely there.

 

[alwaysaway]

I am sensing a mid life crisis awaiting.. next you’ll be making car purchases, Trumping up your hair..

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^ *nudge nudge* Ask him about his mid-life crisis car.



I am willing to bet Pmann has at least 1 grey pube. Or a grey butt hair. We should start a pool.

 

[default24]

I've got a few grey chest hairs. No grey pubes yet. Though, I don't look as closely there.

I found a gray pube a few months ago. It really caused me to examine my life. And my groin. I'M NOT EVEN MID 30s YET!

 

[default24]

^^^ *nudge nudge* Ask him about his mid-life crisis car.



I am willing to bet Pmann has at least 1 grey pube. Or a grey butt hair. We should start a pool.

I thought for the briefest of moments about a pool of gray butt hair. I'm recovering from the fit of vomiting

 

[Suz_anne]

I found a gray pube a few months ago. It really caused me to examine my life. And my groin. I'M NOT EVEN MID 30s YET!

I like a man with a little snow on the porch.

I thought for the briefest of moments about a pool of gray butt hair. I'm recovering from the fit of vomiting

I have a gift for inducing fits of vomit. *curtsies sweetly*

 

[default24]

I like a man with a little snow on the porch.

I think this is my favorite euphemism that I've ever heard. I'm stealing this so much

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

And a gentold dick for you.

So if I was to put a match to this, would it go off like a bottle rocket?

I like a man with a little snow on the porch.

I like to think of it has having a silver lining.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am sensing a mid life crisis awaiting.. next you’ll be making car purchases, Trumping up your hair..

It's here. And yours is next. I've got my AlwaysAway voodoo doll. And instead of playing with the boobs, I'm painting the hairs grey. One at a time.

My new shuffleboard friends say you're a real bitch. I just can't wait to tell my bingo buddies.