Sex Machines real and imagined

[hotoldrguy]

I was posting on another thread and it got me searching for a funny cyber gif. Well, I found a whole (for me) undiscovered country of sex machines both real and imagined so...I thought I would start a thread.
Show us a sex machine you found. If you are up for it, write a little review about it

Remember LIT rules and post links only for the truly graphic

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2017/05/17/300/17780840.gif

This needs to be reviewed by a woman

 

[grannykat]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2017/05/17/300/17780840.gif

This needs to be reviewed by a woman

You'd need gallons of Astroglide.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You'd need gallons of Astroglide.

Maybe there is a quantity discount

And one for the men

https://media.giphy.com/media/2siALeDEsn8XYZ40in/giphy.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

WOW!! This one is ubelievable!!

http://www.juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2014y/07/11/15/1/0251-doppleganger-gif.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

Here is an interesting one...I would never be caught in...LOL

https://i.imgur.com/UutWEW6.gif

 

[sh60fh]

There once was a man from Racine.
Who invented a fucking machine.
Concave and convex it could fit either sex.
But oh what a bitch to keep clean.

 

[Rose4Emily]

A secret fantasy of mine....

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/08/07/300/13427051.gif


https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/86348.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

A secret fantasy of mine....

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/08/07/300/13427051.gif


https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/86348.gif

Great fantasy. I love it!

 

[FGB]

A secret fantasy of mine....

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/08/07/300/13427051.gif


https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/86348.gif

Hey Now!

If you are ever down East Texas way...Just so happens I can hook you up!

But I am going to have to at least man the controls!

My FWB says it will drain you.

Note: Be well hydrated and take a break or two because it really is intense.

Beware if you have Heart trouble. ( I will not let my roomy use it because it would probably kill her if she didn't stop after the first orgasm or two.)

 

[hotoldrguy]

One size fits all

https://i.imgur.com/L59t2ji.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

This looks promising

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/blowjob-machine.gif

 

[JohnMKane0]

The struggle is real.... Guess this is one way to get over the shortage of women in China.

https://media.giphy.com/media/j8g85L3DiwhKo/giphy.gif

For a mere 13k you can have this gem https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chinese-sperm-extractor-memes/

Just waiting to hear about the dehydration issues caused by over use.

 

[txfuncouple]

A secret fantasy of mine....

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/08/07/300/13427051.gif


https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/86348.gif

Would love to get my wife on one of those. She'd go nuts I'm sure. Keeping her there on it so she couldn't stop would be hot. I'm betting she'd hyperventilate and pass out after about three minutes.

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/wpimages/images/images1/1/1217/04/1_48352515eca4d5fa24dd05e029bd34e0.jpg

 

[AlinaX]

That machine has a very short stroke - or it's really just for slicing pizzas.

 

[LauraWilling]

A secret fantasy of mine....

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/08/07/300/13427051.gif


https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/86348.gif

MY FAVORITE!!!! I have had and used a Sybian for many years and fallen in love with it. LOL Seriously!

 

[pplwatching]

This looks promising

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/blowjob-machine.gif

I'd be worried that would catch a short hair

 

[LauraWilling]

Would love to get my wife on one of those. She'd go nuts I'm sure. Keeping her there on it so she couldn't stop would be hot. I'm betting she'd hyperventilate and pass out after about three minutes.

Might happen. I've been tied down on one and tied hands and ankles tied so I could not move off it. Someone else controlled the intensity. I had orgasms till it hurt and was feeling on the verge of passing out before they turned it off.

 

[Pagirl2play2]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2017/05/17/300/17780840.gif

This needs to be reviewed by a woman

I volunteer

 

[Pagirl2play2]

MY FAVORITE!!!! I have had and used a Sybian for many years and fallen in love with it. LOL Seriously!

Omg I want to try one

 

[LauraWilling]

I volunteer

Me too!!! I'd love riding that as long as the tongues have lots of lube on each one.

 

[Pagirl2play2]

Me too!!! I'd love riding that as long as the tongues have lots of lube on each one.

EXACTLY

 

[hotoldrguy]

Me too!!! I'd love riding that as long as the tongues have lots of lube on each one.

maybe they have a upgrade to an auto lube model

 

[LauraWilling]

maybe they have a upgrade to an auto lube model

Good idea! Thanks hotolrguy!