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Oi Oi Oi sexy lady! I share far too much in my day in the life of’s..., possibly because I’m an idiot...

Possibly because I’m trying to get caught... who knows?

But the idea you don’t compare to the other ampic’ers is silly, missus - you are gorgeous and funny and intelligent and fierce... an Angelica thread would be a glorious thing, I wouldn’t be your only subscriber, :heart:

Nope. Add me to the list.
 
In other news, this made me smile today...

Some twat on tinder criticised this lady’s dress as doing her no favours... because apparently he doesn’t understand, that’s not how you get laid...

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Anywhos - ASOS had added her pic to the website and are using her to model the dress - isn’t that a glorious little story... and she looks hot, hot, hot...

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She's gorgeous!

Why are some guys complete cock wobbles!

Check out someone's smile first.
Then the way they make you feel
Their brain
Their shoes!
And THEN their looks!

The gospel according to Ruth!

(Although there is a book of Ruth, so officially I'm plagiarising)
 
I’ve never been one to burn things down just for the sake of doing it.
I think you lot (not Angelica) may get kicked of LIT altogether if you do not get your proper porn cards!! :rolleyes::D

Oh and I had a day off last week and they were showing and talking about the camera cock ring on a doctor's show...LOL

OK so this post was supposed to show all your posts that Angelica had on her post.

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Glad someone mentioned the book of Ruth :) Without meaning to be irreverent, the night scene is beautiful, spiritual, as well as suggestive (though I have to go with the interpretation that says nothing actually happened...) But plenty of potential for a more tantalising re-imagining...
 
Oi Oi Oi sexy lady! I share far too much in my day in the life of’s..., possibly because I’m an idiot...

Possibly because I’m trying to get caught... who knows?

But the idea you don’t compare to the other ampic’ers is silly, missus - you are gorgeous and funny and intelligent and fierce... an Angelica thread would be a glorious thing, I wouldn’t be your only subscriber, :heart:

Thank you, AP, I agree 101%, but I may be biased
 
a) dammit- that’s Portugal off bucket list of places to wee in the sea

b) how exactly does one go about policing this?

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c) I am willing to put money on Don not being much of a catch himself... and I may be willing to get a stud and a tat just to be less appealing to knobs like Don...

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Glad someone mentioned the book of Ruth :) Without meaning to be irreverent, the night scene is beautiful, spiritual, as well as suggestive (though I have to go with the interpretation that says nothing actually happened...) But plenty of potential for a more tantalising re-imagining...

I feel I have lowered the tone with my talk of weeing in the sea after your post... is the book of Ruth like the book of Dave... my favourite of the books (that I’ve read...) :cattail:
 
a) dammit- that’s Portugal off bucket list of places to wee in the sea

b) how exactly does one go about policing this?

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c) I am willing to put money on Don not being much of a catch himself... and I may be willing to get a stud and a tat just to be less appealing to knobs like Don...

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My anger is the use of 'men'. If he said I don't find attractive straight tats, that's kind of OK. But you should still keep your option to yourself.

It's sad he wasn't brought up right... Because one day somebody's gonna punch him in the face
 
I think you lot (not Angelica) may get kicked of LIT altogether if you do not get your proper porn cards!! :rolleyes::D

Oh and I had a day off last week and they were showing and talking about the camera cock ring on a doctor's show...LOL

OK so this post was supposed to show all your posts that Angelica had on her post.

<~~~~ tech illiterate

Gotta ask.... what’s a proper porn card? Have I got one? Have you got one? :cattail:
 
Afternoon, people!

Does the cock-ring camera come with its own tripod attachment (make a joke out of that! ;) ) ??

Don is probably the sort of uptight twat that starts every sentence with ‘kneel before me wench’ ... even if he’s talking to his mum upstairs. The sort that is so repressed, he thinks of the ankle as sexual organ.
 
Afternoon, people!

Does the cock-ring camera come with its own tripod attachment (make a joke out of that! ;) ) ??

Don is probably the sort of uptight twat that starts every sentence with ‘kneel before me wench’ ... even if he’s talking to his mum upstairs. The sort that is so repressed, he thinks of the ankle as sexual organ.

Speaking as a Puritan, may I point out that if I orgasm from seeing a bare ankle, then the ankle is a sexual organ. QED!
 
I have decided to help out my Brit pervert friend by obtaining copies of both the male and female official British porn cards.

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