Swannie's Random Stuff

[Micio_Lambire]

Poor fellow, I caused him a few concerns today. Mother-in-law had commanded that the entire family would have to present at her house for lunch today, and in reference to her various granddaughters liking to wear shorts and midriff tops, had made a further commandment that everyone was to be dressed well. She sometimes goes on these ideas of telling people rather than asking people, and he and his siblings just mollify her rather than taking her on.
So I said I would wear a nice dress and in the process of looking through found my black crossover dress. So I wore it. He dutifully complimented me and asked if I had perhaps forgotten something or would I like to wear a colourful sundress. Red rag to the bull. So I stood my ground. He grabbed his camera and took a few nice shots by the window, hoping to appease, but I still wore it there. I could see him looking over in the car as I had it open in the front and was popping as I bent forward getting things out. The girls didn't help, teasing him by saying how good was it going to be when mum popped a boob out reaching over for the roast potatoes or something. I finally slipped a camisole top on underneath in her bathroom.

Good for you for standing your ground. MIL's have a tendency to be quite bossy.

You look stunning as always and damn that magic tape I was looking forward to a nipslip

 

[MrRetro]

Poor fellow, I caused him a few concerns today. Mother-in-law had commanded that the entire family would have to present at her house for lunch today, and in reference to her various granddaughters liking to wear shorts and midriff tops, had made a further commandment that everyone was to be dressed well. She sometimes goes on these ideas of telling people rather than asking people, and he and his siblings just mollify her rather than taking her on.
So I said I would wear a nice dress and in the process of looking through found my black crossover dress. So I wore it. He dutifully complimented me and asked if I had perhaps forgotten something or would I like to wear a colourful sundress. Red rag to the bull. So I stood my ground. He grabbed his camera and took a few nice shots by the window, hoping to appease, but I still wore it there. I could see him looking over in the car as I had it open in the front and was popping as I bent forward getting things out. The girls didn't help, teasing him by saying how good was it going to be when mum popped a boob out reaching over for the roast potatoes or something. I finally slipped a camisole top on underneath in her bathroom.

Such sophistication and style, perhaps that’s the black and white feel of this picture.. But in all seriousness, I think this is one of the sexiest pictures you have posted, my compliments to the photographer..

 

[missswannie]

cupping my tummy rolls.

Not the first thing I would spot about you.

Definitely. As an estrogen powered member of the species I shall at all times carry enough fuel to potentially reproduce and nourish. I keep it in check as best I can with exercise.

Magic tape.

Spoil sport.

Stick on support. That dress needs only vertical movement, horizontal just launches a boob into the gap.

Some dress.

My problem would be pretending not to look, but alas I would still struggle not to appear like a dirty old man.

You are allowed to look, otherwise why would I have that dress. You just have to politely look. If one person in the conversation talks about the dress then everyone is allowed to have a good look openly and discuss.

I wonder what MiL would have said if you were at her table like that. . Lovely dress and lovely breasts almost out.

She knows my nature and mostly remembers to refrain. Like most mothers she has lost the filter between thought process and mouth, so there are a few head turners.

Good for you for standing your ground. MIL's have a tendency to be quite bossy.

You look stunning as always and damn that magic tape I was looking forward to a nipslip

Not bossy, I get along well with her, just a smaller world view and a thinking out loud habit. I just have to temper my nature to pull people up or twist an inappropriate comment 180 deg back on them. I don't like being told what to do, so dammit people saying I have to wear clothes just gets the nudist blood up.
The stick on support just keeps the girls in check and lift, nipples are free and the dress is not anchored by tape.

Such sophistication and style, perhaps that’s the black and white feel of this picture.. But in all seriousness, I think this is one of the sexiest pictures you have posted, my compliments to the photographer..

That was him, he thought it would be a good photo and perhaps I would then change. There wasn't much difference between the Nikon pic and the phone pic using the black and white only app. Lenka and Hueless are good ones if you are phone photography inclined, you see it in black and white and there is no colour version taken.

 

[massageguy1]

Boob apron

Beautiful photo of a beautiful lady.

By 'camisole,' do you mean 'boob apron?' Hope you laugh at this as much as I did.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHct5ZXfebs

 

[missswannie]

Beautiful photo of a beautiful lady.

By 'camisole,' do you mean 'boob apron?' Hope you laugh at this as much as I did.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHct5ZXfebs

Camisole usually means you are not going to see any cleavage but unless it is over the top of a bra then I am going to sway against silk and send my nipples into frontal assault spear tips

 

[MissileMike]

After all that I forgot to attach my good girl sweet white panties, seeing as I am all innocent today.

Well, how tasty is that..?

 

[missswannie]

Well, how tasty is that..?

Well, noone's ever screwed their nose up and refused. I think I taste nice, but I am biased.

 

[DarcyUK777]

Poor fellow, I caused him a few concerns today. Mother-in-law had commanded that the entire family would have to present at her house for lunch today, and in reference to her various granddaughters liking to wear shorts and midriff tops, had made a further commandment that everyone was to be dressed well. She sometimes goes on these ideas of telling people rather than asking people, and he and his siblings just mollify her rather than taking her on.
So I said I would wear a nice dress and in the process of looking through found my black crossover dress. So I wore it. He dutifully complimented me and asked if I had perhaps forgotten something or would I like to wear a colourful sundress. Red rag to the bull. So I stood my ground. He grabbed his camera and took a few nice shots by the window, hoping to appease, but I still wore it there. I could see him looking over in the car as I had it open in the front and was popping as I bent forward getting things out. The girls didn't help, teasing him by saying how good was it going to be when mum popped a boob out reaching over for the roast potatoes or something. I finally slipped a camisole top on underneath in her bathroom.

Your imagery is wonderful... fab look and know doubt tease also

 

[missswannie]

Your imagery is wonderful... fab look and know doubt tease also

yes, he's eyeing off its sister black and white jumpsuit in the wardrobe and wondering aloud if we might head off and let him take some photos in the park. He's got some ideas, which can be dangerous, but I indulge him.

 

[milkmepls]

My lady this is by far my favourite thread. Everything from travel guides, random thoughts, lingerie catalogue, teasing & flirting, womanly advice and lots of fun.
I get all of this for free & a constant bulge. Thank you very much your an amazingly sexy, witty, intelligent, fun & insightful

 

[DarcyUK777]

yes, he's eyeing off its sister black and white jumpsuit in the wardrobe and wondering aloud if we might head off and let him take some photos in the park. He's got some ideas, which can be dangerous, but I indulge him.

We all, with anticipation and bated breath, await to see the results... I'd love to indulge taking photo's of you myself. You're very 'camera friendly'

 

[missswannie]

My lady this is by far my favourite thread. Everything from travel guides, random thoughts, lingerie catalogue, teasing & flirting, womanly advice and lots of fun.
I get all of this for free & a constant bulge. Thank you very much your an amazingly sexy, witty, intelligent, fun & insightful

Thank you I am glad you enjoy it. I enjoy it.

We all, with anticipation and bated breath, await to see the results... I'd love to indulge taking photo's of you myself. You're very 'camera friendly'

We will see what survives the censorship process, he gets carried away most times he has a free hand.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

We will see what survives the censorship process, he gets carried away most times he has a free hand.

Oooh I wanna see all of his carried away stuff!

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Not bossy, I get along well with her, just a smaller world view and a thinking out loud habit. I just have to temper my nature to pull people up or twist an inappropriate comment 180 deg back on them. I don't like being told what to do, so dammit people saying I have to wear clothes just gets the nudist blood up.
The stick on support just keeps the girls in check and lift, nipples are free and the dress is not anchored by tape

Mine is bossy and I do get on with her, thankfully though, she lives in another state now cus even while I get on with her I myself can be bossy and I'm definitely a bossy MIL (ask my SIL, he'll tell ya alllll about it lol) so it's kinda grating at times. I bite my tongue so much I'm amazed I can still talk, ha. And that's not just with the relatives.

So, you're saying that we might still get some nipslip action?

 

[ohverbatum7]

You just have to politely look.

I would need to have an actor's control that I don't possess, eyes popping and my mouth drooling would not be a good look when I viewed you in that dress.

 

[ohverbatum7]

He's got some ideas, which can be dangerous, but I indulge him.

You must be the ideal wife, reading his mind and giving him his head, (so to speak).

 

[missswannie]

Oooh I wanna see all of his carried away stuff!

Might scare the kids

Mine is bossy and I do get on with her, thankfully though, she lives in another state now cus even while I get on with her I myself can be bossy and I'm definitely a bossy MIL (ask my SIL, he'll tell ya alllll about it lol) so it's kinda grating at times. I bite my tongue so much I'm amazed I can still talk, ha. And that's not just with the relatives.

So, you're saying that we might still get some nipslip action?

I pop them out quite regularly so I'm sure you should stay tuned

You just have to politely look.

I would need to have an actor's control that I don't possess, eyes popping and my mouth drooling would not be a good look when I viewed you in that dress.

A gentleman behaves until the subject can be made into the topic of conversation

He's got some ideas, which can be dangerous, but I indulge him.

You must be the ideal wife, reading his mind and giving him his head, (so to speak).

Doubtful on the ideal side. I think he puts up with me as much as I put up with him. He just has to make it seem like my idea to do it.

 

[missswannie]

Meanwhile in social media land, I have been having a laugh at the responses to an "Influencer" and her clothing products. A few choice ones for ladies buying lingerie. Quite appropriate responses.

In order:

 

[ohverbatum7]

I think he puts up with me as much as I put up with him

So you've cracked the secret of living in relative harmony.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Flaps

Can be useful when you want a smooth landing

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Meanwhile in social media land, I have been having a laugh at the responses to an "Influencer" and her clothing products. A few choice ones for ladies buying lingerie. Quite appropriate responses.

In order:

That gave me quite a laugh. Thank you.

 

[Todger65]

Meanwhile in social media land, I have been having a laugh at the responses to an "Influencer" and her clothing products. A few choice ones for ladies buying lingerie. Quite appropriate responses.

In order:

Loved it.

 

[missswannie]

I think he puts up with me as much as I put up with him

So you've cracked the secret of living in relative harmony.

The three "airs". Share Care Fair.

Flaps

Can be useful when you want a smooth landing

Everyone has a different arrangement. There is no such thing as standard

That gave me quite a laugh. Thank you.

I liked the empty hot dog bun. I probably like that people openly joke about their own vulva now than stay in the don't talk about it zone. Down this way they do anyway. Maybe we are all nudies and have seen each other's plenty of times. Whatever the arrangement they all do the same job in the end, hotdog bun and low rider alike, although it would be cool to test the flying in the wind analogy and do a slow mo run.

Loved it.

Life is more interesting when the unmentionables are mentioned.

 

[HirokoM]

Meanwhile in social media land, I have been having a laugh at the responses to an "Influencer" and her clothing products. A few choice ones for ladies buying lingerie. Quite appropriate responses.

In order:

I can't understand all of them but running and flaps clapping like applause is funny. I always wondered what it would feel like having bigger ones. I had to look up the words.

 

[toeskr]

I can't understand all of them but running and flaps clapping like applause is funny. I always wondered what it would feel like having bigger ones. I had to look up the words.

BIG flaps are good!