non males take note - DO NOT PUT BATH BOMBS IN YOUR VAGINA (or garlic)

[hobbit.]

from the Daily Mirror https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctors-urge-women-stop-putting-14578169

Do not put garlic in your vadge, they smell bad enough as it is. this also includes not putting parsley, cucumber or lemon juice in there.

Savages.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Women are crazy.

 

[hobbit.]

Women are crazy.

Its the estrogen, it effects thought processes.

 

[butters]

it's hard to believe people do this kind of shit. really.

and bath bombs? just why would they even think that's a thing?

 

[spawnofdavey]

But us blokes put our cocks in vacuum cleaners, so we can't really take the high ground on this.

 

[hobbit.]

But us blokes put our cocks in vacuum cleaners, so we can't really take the high ground on this.

two points -
1) Normal blokes do not put their own genitalia into vacuum cleaners.

2)imagine a lady garden with the stench of garlic? Paris in the springtime....

 

[adrina]

two points -
1) Normal blokes do not put their own genitalia into vacuum cleaners.

2)imagine a lady garden with the stench of garlic? Paris in the springtime....

That sounds as if you are saying men are normal to begin with.

 

[chillywilly2]

That sounds as if you are saying men are normal to begin with.

Compared to wimen, most r

 

[adrina]

Compared to wimen, most r

I'm not sure if you understand that was a joke.

 

[chillywilly2]

I'm not sure if you understand that was a joke.

really?

I was just trying to get a rise out of you..but, ok

 

[adrina]

really?

I was just trying to get a rise out of you..but, ok

So you were purposefully trying to be mean and get me angry?

In response to a joke.

Okay.

 

[Hal9000_]

Also, fucking in a hot tub underwater can result in unwanted water intake. Or is the correct term intrusion?

 

[doowdniw]

Is there a difference between "cucumber" and " a cucumber"? Seems like that may be important.

 

[toeskr]

it's hard to believe people do this kind of shit. really.

just why would they even think that's a thing?

Yeah, who would think that catphishing a catatonic American male to gain entry to the greatest country on earth would be a thing?

And then bitch about the country after it is safe to be here? Eek.

 

[hobbit.]

That sounds as if you are saying men are normal to begin with.

Normal? depends on what one does with vacuum cleaners really

Also, fucking in a hot tub underwater can result in unwanted water intake. Or is the correct term intrusion?

and chaffing.

Is there a difference between "cucumber" and " a cucumber"? Seems like that may be important.

Cucumber Salmon is something different.... one of them buggers up there makes tape worm seem like fun.

 

[adrina]

Normal? depends on what one does with vacuum cleaners really

Or microwaved cantaloupe.

 

[neci]

i only put garlic in my ears.

 

[oggbashan]

i only put garlic in my ears.

According to ENT specialists, the only thing you should put in your ears is nothing smaller than your elbow...

 

[hobbit.]

Or microwaved cantaloupe.

Misery is an over microwaved Cantaloupe. (also an assured visit to hospital)

 

[adrina]

Misery is an over microwaved Cantaloupe. (also an assured visit to hospital)

Tis a very sad day for the noble cantaloupe.

 

[stickygirl]

Putting a bath bomb up your chuff intentionally is crazy, but I have slipped accidentally and ended up with a variety of vegetables and small household objects in there, but not at the same time, because they simply wouldn't believe that at the emergency room... unless maybe you were using the food whisk to remove the carrot