Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[lovetoread]

that squee feeling when someone famous you crush on likes your tweets

 

[HarryHill]

I don't have pie.

I have ice cream.

But I need something more solid first. I'm thinking cheese and crackers. Cuz I feel like cooking fuckall.

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Maruchan
We keep a flat of these handy, fast, filling, better than tea on a cold day

 

[adrina]

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Maruchan
We keep a flat of these handy, fast, filling, better than tea on a cold day

Styrofoam.

And sodium.

 

[RobDownSouth]

that squee feeling when someone famous you crush on likes your tweets

heh heh absolutely. Even better when they give you a shoutout by name.

 

[HarryHill]

Styrofoam.

And sodium.

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Oh, never mind

 

[adrina]

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Oh, never mind

Yeah I know I'm a killjoy on that. I'm sorry.

 

[toeskr]

How are you not embarrassed by yourself?

Harry is clueless that he was duped and butt wheat is gloating about bucking the system over the poor asylum seekers. Nothing to be embarrassed about while enjoying the largess.



Very progessive.

 

[lovetoread]

heh heh absolutely. Even better when they give you a shoutout by name.

its even better when they slide into your dms

 

[Sean]

718 climate protestors have been arrested in London in the last five days. 28 have been charged. Methinks the Dibble are arresting people without cause.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Low 70s and sunny. I’m going to put on my springiest dress and tackle this last day of a long week.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Low 70s and sunny. I’m going to put on my springiest dress and tackle this last day of a long week.

Enjoy for me, because it's like

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here.

 

[lovetoread]

this is a bad health day

the monsoon isnt helping

 

[Saint Peter]

Flew thru the rain last night. The person next to me was not impressed with the plane tossing around in the angry air.

I thought it was fun.

 

[HarryHill]

Flew thru the rain last night. The person next to me was not impressed with the plane tossing around in the angry air.

I thought it was fun.

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I flew into Reno once thought I was going to die

 

[silver gurl]

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I flew into Reno once thought I was going to die

Was flying back to Boston when thunder and lightening hit. People were actually screaming.

Another flight to Orlando, turbulence was so bad that 3/4ths of the plane was vomiting. Landed, and went straight to the Ladies Room, a puke fest.
So much for a cocktail.

 

[CherryBosom]

Apparently, my hip has decided that my knees get too much attention. Must get better at taking glucosamine supplements.

 

[butters]

to everyone with aches and pains and bad stuff today - (my back sympathises)

 

[Saint Peter]

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I flew into Reno once thought I was going to die

I landed in Denver once when the wind was howling. The plane slammed down on the runway. Hard.

The plane was silent until the pilot lit up the intercom.


"That was cooooooooool!"

 

[HarryHill]

I landed in Denver once when the wind was howling. The plane slammed down on the runway. Hard.

The plane was silent until the pilot lit up the intercom.


"That was cooooooooool!"

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For real fun you need cross winds that sling you 5 ft side to side

 

[raindancer]

Bronchitis and my back is out. Happy Easter!

 

[HarryHill]

Bronchitis and my back is out. Happy Easter!

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[Saint Peter]

Bronchitis and my back is out. Happy Easter!

You need a strong cigar and some strange flavored Peeps.

 

[HarryHill]

And a squirrel suit.

 

[raindancer]

I don't like Peeps.

 

[thør]

Only 5 feet?