UgliestSon
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2018
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Now Hiring:
New Office Assistant (the current one is currently pissing me off by being 3 hrs late
Must:
- Be on time
- Bring me creamy coffee
- Pretent not to notice how much I'm on my phone
- Be next level organized
- Ignore random laughter and other noises from my office
- Have good customer service skills
- Like Chik Fila and Panera Bread
- Be on TIME!
I am good with all that but can I drink booze and listen to the Meat Puppets while I work.

