Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

How awesome is that? That woman did exactly what i would have done. I can't blame her.

You would have had a shot at the title? What would your line have been?

I’m a fan of both types of crumpet, always have been.

Now over here you have the round crumpet, square, square with inbuilt divide, the skinny finger type, whole meal and GF. Where do you start?

Which one is it you cover in heavily salted, melted butter?. :rolleyes

I did an oil wrestling class once. I could possibly try it again with butter.

Not to be confused with.........

I don't know about that, they are both delicious to eat!

Quite possibly so.

lose these knickers

Hardly need visuals when reading your intentions.

Well I could drop photos and just go narrative only

Much prefer ‘lyles golden syrup’, it’s sticky so takes longer to lick off the surface, and suck out the holes.

Sticky stuff.

Now I’m hungry... side note, my favourite compliment might be being described as the thinking man’s crumpet, but I think it might be slightly more applicable to you than me

Looking gorgeous as ever,

Thanks hon, crumpet and a big serving of banana.

No. I dont have a sweet tooth .( Smacking my buttered lips)

Shockingly good aren't they.

Now I'm hungry also... toasted crumpets, scrambled eggs and smoked salmon... mmmm.

And for dessert... something sexy on the side

Some of the farm direct whole meal ones are interesting for savoury.



See that could be a Commonwealth version of the Japanese practise of Nyotaimori, naked sashimi. We could do a special breakfast version featuring a covering of crumpets and various honeys and syrups at one end, and a few fraiche and fromage versions at the extremities.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Kind of like a griddle cake. Essentially a heavy pancake, except the milk and sugar is mixed with yeast first and left to activate. Cooked on the hot plate in an egg ring and the yeast bubbles make it like a sponge type consistency. You can buy them in packs in stores, round or square, then pop them in the toaster and put butter/unprocessed honey/ other toppings on them.

Not to be confused with someone saying that "she's a nice bit of crumpet"

Sounds tasty!

 

[missswannie]

Sounds tasty!

I made banana crumpet this morning in between proving batches of hot cross buns for the oven. The distinction being a banana inside my crumpet rather than banana on my crumpet.

 

[Polranny]

I made banana crumpet this morning in between proving batches of hot cross buns for the oven. The distinction being a banana inside my crumpet rather than banana on my crumpet.

I'm a traditionalist: crumpet for breakfast or afternoon tea, well buttered. I agree that Bananas have a function but certainly not on crumpet. As for the buns.....

 

[ohverbatum7]

narrrative only

I should keep my geggie tight shut.

 

[ohverbatum7]

banana inside my crumpet rather than banana on my crumpet.

Either would seem fine to me, although I am partial to banana pancakes.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

I like bananas on and in my pancakes, oatmeal, cold cereal, etc...

 

[zekuma]

I made banana crumpet this morning in between proving batches of hot cross buns for the oven. The distinction being a banana inside my crumpet rather than banana on my crumpet.

I would normally like a crumpet straight up, but putting a banana into your crumpet sounds like a fun morning

 

[missswannie]

Someone left a present for me while I was away and just found it this morning.
Is it saying I am a happy cunt, or a more sinister tight cunt message given their depicted dimensions? A lippy cunt because I give my opinions too much?
I shall have to put the magnet on the fridge until someone notices.

 

[Todger65]

Someone left a present for me while I was away and just found it this morning.
Is it saying I am a happy cunt, or a more sinister tight cunt message given their depicted dimensions? A lippy cunt because I give my opinions too much?
I shall have to put the magnet on the fridge until someone notices.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2068961&stc=1&d=1555728461

Love it, the one on the left looks a bit lippy but small and tight

 

[missswannie]

Love it, the one on the left looks a bit lippy but small and tight

Categorically not a mould of me.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Someone left a present for me while I was away and just found it this morning.
Is it saying I am a happy cunt, or a more sinister tight cunt message given their depicted dimensions? A lippy cunt because I give my opinions too much?
I shall have to put the magnet on the fridge until someone notices.

What is the non magnet one? Is that edible? One alternative to celebrating Easter...

 

[missswannie]

What is the non magnet one? Is that edible? One alternative to celebrating Easter...

It is soap.
I'll have to put it in the guest bathroom and see if anyone comments

 

[ohverbatum7]

present

I would find it disappointing, as I could not resist giving it a lick.

 

[charterguy05]

Time zones finally got me. I'm pretty generous with the odd anti-histamine and melatonin to fudge the brain but it had enough of that and had me up at 3am. Old trusty and some ipad porn hit the spot but after 2 hours of jilling around, I finally gave up the ghost and went out for a pre-dawn walk around the park and streets. Had a coffee and had a Paul Hollywood look alike put some seriously skilled moves on me. Smooth as that one, even had the brain thinking that a big shag before breakfast would be lovely, wonder if that beard is nicely conditioned and not tickly on the girly bits. Anyway bid him farewell and good luck with his day and squelched my way back along Piccadilly.
So still in my tights that kept me warm, a few more thoughts about Paul Hollywood doing me from behind, and I suppose I had better get some breakfast into me and productive.
The only question is do I stay in the lubricious Mr Hollywood induced state or do I dolly up in stockings and maybe /maybe not?

Gorgeous view

 

[charterguy05]

Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.

Gorgeous and very sexy

 

[missswannie]

Gorgeous view

Gorgeous and very sexy

I'm glad you like my travels the other week.

I might need to go for a run tomorrow and try and burn off some hot cross buns otherwise if I took the same photos they might not be in the same proportions.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Blimey!

 

[missswannie]

Thankfully it warmed up a bit today, we had an unusually cold few days at the beginning of the easter break. 24C and fine weather so managed to get a swim and a few rays on the the easter bloat. Fortunately warming up back to 30C as the week goes on so a return to proper weather.
It was really nice just to swim and walk around the beach naked and forget clothes for a bit.

 

[Todger65]

Thankfully it warmed up a bit today, we had an unusually cold few days at the beginning of the easter break. 24C and fine weather so managed to get a swim and a few rays on the the easter bloat. Fortunately warming up back to 30C as the week goes on so a return to proper weather.
It was really nice just to swim and walk around the beach naked and forget clothes for a bit.

I can see how much you love being without clothes outside by the almost all over tan.

 

[deepstar7]

Thankfully it warmed up a bit today, we had an unusually cold few days at the beginning of the easter break. 24C and fine weather so managed to get a swim and a few rays on the the easter bloat. Fortunately warming up back to 30C as the week goes on so a return to proper weather.
It was really nice just to swim and walk around the beach naked and forget clothes for a bit.

Excellent fun

 

[missswannie]

I can see how much you love being without clothes outside by the almost all over tan.

A remnant of having to wear a bikini in Vegas last week. Give it a few days here. The cold Easter was a bit worrying, we would normally be in beach weather through to June.

Excellent fun

It is.

 

[jc1213]

Thankfully it warmed up a bit today, we had an unusually cold few days at the beginning of the easter break. 24C and fine weather so managed to get a swim and a few rays on the the easter bloat. Fortunately warming up back to 30C as the week goes on so a return to proper weather.
It was really nice just to swim and walk around the beach naked and forget clothes for a bit.

Simply gorgeous. Lucky is the person who gets to rub sunscreen all over your back

 

[missswannie]

Despite best efforts to finish up my midday and hit the beach in the afternoon, I was waylaid by my supplier of legal opinion and taken off shopping for vintage lingerie at a pop-up boutique. This usually means she swans around trying on all sorts of things and I am the reliable friend who just says yes to everything rather than rationalise. But, today as they were all out of store owners' collections, I decided to compete for a few.

Laying them out on a cafe table and taking photos may have provided some entertainment for a few tradesmen who were having a coffee there too.
Some rather vocal and cheeky comments later, the answer to their vocalised opinions and the look of concern on legal friends face was, yes I did remember to put mine back on; no, none of the like of the ones on the table; yes, I did make a show of looking up my dress from the safety of the other side of the table to check; and they were all wrong, they are pink ones.

 

[waratah]

Despite best efforts to finish up my midday and hit the beach in the afternoon, I was waylaid by my supplier of legal opinion and taken off shopping for vintage lingerie at a pop-up boutique. This usually means she swans around trying on all sorts of things and I am the reliable friend who just says yes to everything rather than rationalise. But, today as they were all out of store owners' collections, I decided to compete for a few.

Laying them out on a cafe table and taking photos may have provided some entertainment for a few tradesmen who were having a coffee there too.
Some rather vocal and cheeky comments later, the answer to their vocalised opinions and the look of concern on legal friends face was, yes I did remember to put mine back on; no, none of the like of the ones on the table; yes, I did make a show of looking up my dress from the safety of the other side of the table to check; and they were all wrong, they are pink ones.

You know you have model the white outfit now, dont you?