Hello from London!

[MrDevereaux]

Mouthful of wiggly worms

Yeah. Chewy, slimy ... with extra juice

 

[phil_o]

Yeah. Chewy, slimy ... with extra juice

High protein though Mr D, don't chew just swallow

 

[MrDevereaux]

The ugly clunge challenge.

I find Alexander Boris Johnson to be one ugly cunt.

Don’t insult cunts! Cunts are useful. Boris Johnson is more of a syphlitic wart.

 

[MrDevereaux]

High protein though Mr D, don't chew just swallow

No one likes teeth ...

 

[phil_o]

Don’t insult cunts! Cunts are useful. Boris Johnson is more of a syphlitic wart.

I can't make you wrong.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Expecting worse !!!
What kind of guys and cocks have you been subjected to?

I have a medical background. I was expecting tumors, pustules, infected wounds, things you would see in a medical text. Worst case scenarios. Like the worms mentioned above. You are talking to a woman who has removed rotting flesh and live maggots from wounds.

 

[Polranny]

I have a medical background. I was expecting tumors, pustules, infected wounds, things you would see in a medical text. Worst case scenarios. Like the worms mentioned above. You are talking to a woman who has removed rotting flesh and live maggots from wounds.

Ah! That was probably when you were performing charisma by-pass surgery on Rees-Moggy, and vasectomies on the not-so-honourable members.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

In a change of subject (because I am selfishly thinking about breakfast and wormy talk won’t do...) meet a Devon woman lacking any perspective (and I’m really not sure what the racist Eastern European reference is about...)

https://www.devonlive.com/news/local-news/woman-tells-council-shed-rather-2756696

 

[Polranny]

In a change of subject (because I am selfishly thinking about breakfast and wormy talk won’t do...) meet a Devon woman lacking any perspective (and I’m really not sure what the racist Eastern European reference is about...)

https://www.devonlive.com/news/local-news/woman-tells-council-shed-rather-2756696

I am concerned that the doctor has given her only 25 years to live. I was heartbroken when mother nature took away my shed so I empathise . Eastern Europeans and back boilers, husband on the dustcart , and council spokesman will soon become Litworld euphemisms

 

[Spiritedlady]

In a change of subject (because I am selfishly thinking about breakfast and wormy talk won’t do...) meet a Devon woman lacking any perspective (and I’m really not sure what the racist Eastern European reference is about...)

https://www.devonlive.com/news/local-news/woman-tells-council-shed-rather-2756696

Lol. Her fucking dad did not sit by the fire making fucking toast. He used the fucking toaster like a normal person.

That’s hilarious and perfectly illustrates why I will not be moving anytime soon. Where would I buy the daughters sushi?

( I’m currently in pork pie territory for anyone nearby who wants to meet me for coffee)

 

[Spiritedlady]

Cracked Column

So on another note I have had a PM from one of my favourite Litsters Cracked Column - Him with with the marvellous “ day drinking “ personal ad. Could be the new avatar garnered me a response. In any event his message was as engaging as I could have hoped and he has given his blessing to us squatting on his thread should we so desire.

 

[Polranny]

Lol. Her fucking dad did not sit by the fire making fucking toast. He used the fucking toaster like a normal person.

That’s hilarious and perfectly illustrates why I will not be moving anytime soon. Where would I buy the daughters sushi?

( I’m currently in pork pie territory for anyone nearby who wants to meet me for coffee)

I'm on a bus to lunnun. Full of seniors talking about fireplaces and redundant back boilers, am I the only sane one on board? Also maiden aunts , apprentice druids, a Rumpole in a frock coat, Hammersmith bridge closed to traffic indefinitely is buggering an already busy schedule .

 

[Polranny]

I'm just talking to my plants and giving them daft names....asking them to look winsome or seductive as I take photographs is a waste of bloody time,

Is 'redundant back boiler' a euphemism for something?

Could murder a pork pie and the best ones are from up over the next county....a bit of HP Sauce to go with it?

I think your Mowbrays must be melting !

 

[MrDevereaux]

I'm on a bus to lunnun. Full of seniors talking about fireplaces and redundant back boilers, am I the only sane one on board? Also maiden aunts , apprentice druids, a Rumpole in a frock coat, Hammersmith bridge closed to traffic indefinitely is buggering an already busy schedule .

I’m in shock! Buses to London?!?! Didn’t happen in my day. In my day, had to walk.

 

[Polranny]

I’m in shock! Buses to London?!?! Didn’t happen in my day. In my day, had to walk.

There's a big iron bird in the sky near the heath row cabbage patch, a portent of doom, methinks

 

[Spiritedlady]

I think your Mowbrays must be melting !

My pork pie dealer is in Lincolnshire not Leicestershire

 

[Polranny]

My pork pie dealer is in Lincolnshire not Leicestershire

Same difference anywhere north of Watford. You can tell i'm a southern softie though i did live in Leicester for a while.

 

[phil_o]

I have a medical background. I was expecting tumors, pustules, infected wounds, things you would see in a medical text. Worst case scenarios. Like the worms mentioned above. You are talking to a woman who has removed rotting flesh and live maggots from wounds.

How do people let things get so bad to require you to preform de-maggotation on them. I have had to pick up bits of body but always nice and fresh.

What would we do without medical folk. X

 

[phil_o]

I'm on a bus to lunnun. Full of seniors talking about fireplaces and redundant back boilers, am I the only sane one on board? Also maiden aunts , apprentice druids, a Rumpole in a frock coat, Hammersmith bridge closed to traffic indefinitely is buggering an already busy schedule .

And it's only going to get worse!
Busses are known for nuttiness, people buy a day pass or use the age pass and ride round all day.

 

[phil_o]

Lol. Her fucking dad did not sit by the fire making fucking toast. He used the fucking toaster like a normal person.

That’s hilarious and perfectly illustrates why I will not be moving anytime soon. Where would I buy the daughters sushi?

( I’m currently in pork pie territory for anyone nearby who wants to meet me for coffee)

Meat and coffee, see what I did there?

Can't today but if you get down ta smoke coffee would be great

 

[MrDevereaux]

Same difference anywhere north of Watford. You can tell i'm a southern softie though i did live in Leicester for a while.

You may be a southern softie, but we love you!

 

[Spiritedlady]

Meat and coffee, see what I did there?

Can't today but if you get down ta smoke coffee would be great

I’m in the big city all the time.... just a brief foray to the badlands

 

[MrDevereaux]

I’m in the big city all the time.... just a brief foray to the badlands

No! Not Leeds. Anywhere but Leeds!

 

[Hurricane78]

No! Not Leeds. Anywhere but Leeds!

Or Yorkshire as a whole

 

[phil_o]

I’m in the big city all the time.... just a brief foray to the badlands

Then that's a date? No sorry that's a coffee meet. I'll be wearing the clowns nose at the station so you will know its me.