Hello from London!

[phil_o]

What was that SL? I heard something about you wanting dick pics?

I do feel for these guys... obviously medical issues in some cases...

NSFW...

https://www.kaotic.com/video/Opjb3ISS_2016319173510?page=1

LOL enough to turn a girl vegan!

I bet all those guys verbally bash women who aren't a svelt size 10 and model looks!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

There can be something very attractive about an older woman with curves, the ones I know all have a confidence and sureness about them.

Ahem... top tip... never tell a woman in her 40s that she’s an older woman...

 

[phil_o]

Ahem... top tip... never tell a woman in her 40s that she’s an older woman...

Thanks a very school boy error, I can only apologise I know you aren't an older woman you are just coming into your prime years.

If I can make amends let me know how.

 

[MrDevereaux]

How’s everyone?

Sun is shining here.

I need to get over the allotment to take photos. Apparently, I have agapanthus and peonies in the ground.

If I could work out how to post photos.

Talking of workouts ... i’m Considering joining gym but already feeling overstretched.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm having mine in my pants in the Man Cave...

Here is a colour version....it's green. Is it a teasel?

I shall call it Dave

OK not a great gardener but Dave looks like a thistle to me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What was that SL? I heard something about you wanting dick pics?

I do feel for these guys... obviously medical issues in some cases...

NSFW...

https://www.kaotic.com/video/Opjb3ISS_2016319173510?page=1

HOLY FUCK!!! Why did I look...oh yeah I am a curious bastard. The one good "take away" as they say in the jargon, I realize how good I really have it.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Thankfully, except for the last one, I was expecting worse.

 

[Polranny]

Thankfully, except for the last one, I was expecting worse.

We should thank our lucky stars

 

[pj1412]

Part of me in intrigued to look...

 

[Spiritedlady]

Part of me in intrigued to look...

Go on.... you know you want to. Just a peek.

 

[pj1412]

Go on.... you know you want to. Just a peek.

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about mine

 

[MrDevereaux]

Go on.... you know you want to. Just a peek.

Damn. You stole my line.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

We can stop talking about ugly cocks now... I apologise for sharing such nonsense- I feel bad, there are definitely medical conditions there... and it is hypocritical of me because I would never have shared such a site about unattractive cunts... probably...

Dammit... the urge to google is strong...

 

[Spiritedlady]

We can stop talking about ugly cocks now... I apologise for sharing such nonsense- I feel bad, there are definitely medical conditions there... and it is hypocritical of me because I would never have shared such a site about unattractive cunts... probably...

Dammit... the urge to google is strong...

I know - I think you need to in the spirit of fairness and equality - go find ugly minge AP. Make it so.

 

[pj1412]

I know - I think you need to in the spirit of fairness and equality - go find ugly minge AP. Make it so.

Not too ugly, I don’t want to be put off

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I know - I think you need to in the spirit of fairness and equality - go find ugly minge AP. Make it so.

I could just show my own...

I’ll look tomorrow, I started a search and came across a lady that went down on another lady and found she had worms... so... ain’t nobody that needs to see that on a Saturday night..

I’ll find ugly minge tomorrow, x

 

[Spiritedlady]

I could just show my own...

I’ll look tomorrow, I started a search and came across a lady that went down on another lady and found she had worms... so... ain’t nobody that needs to see that on a Saturday night..

I’ll find ugly minge tomorrow, x

Oh Jesus... Imagine that conversation.... “ it seems we are not alone” or “ oh bum pets...how lovely”

 

[MrDevereaux]

Oh Jesus... Imagine that conversation.... “ it seems we are not alone” or “ oh bum pets .how lovely”

This made me laugh!

Badly packed kebab (phrase) works well too. Just no chilli sauce with mine.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

The poor lady in question got a mouthful... scarred for life me thinks...

 

[MrDevereaux]

The poor lady in question got a mouthful... scarred for life me thinks...

Mouthful of bad cock, or mouthful of badly packed kebab with chilli sauce?

Mmm zombie porn

 

[hotoldrguy]

Mouthful of bad cock, or mouthful of badly packed kebab with chilli sauce?

Mmm zombie porn

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

 

[Spiritedlady]

Mouthful of bad cock, or mouthful of badly packed kebab with chilli sauce?

Mmm zombie porn

Mouthful of wiggly worms

 

[phil_o]

Thankfully, except for the last one, I was expecting worse.

Expecting worse !!!

What kind of guys and cocks have you been subjected to?

 

[phil_o]

I could just show my own...

I’ll look tomorrow, I started a search and came across a lady that went down on another lady and found she had worms... so... ain’t nobody that needs to see that on a Saturday night..

I’ll find ugly minge tomorrow, x

The ugly clunge challenge.

I find Alexander Boris Johnson to be one ugly cunt.

 

[phil_o]

Mouthful of wiggly worms

And my wife gets narky when I put my fishing maggots in the fridge to keep fresh, made me buy a special fishing fridge.