Hello from London!

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Thanks AP. The intended photo ended up in my profile but I can’t be arsed to change it. Sorry for hogging the thread....feel free to take over.

Hog away... this place can be a sausage fest, nice to have you, Anegelica and the other ladies provide a little balance, :kiss:
 
Where have all these new people come from? SL you clearly have the pied piper affect of luring the lurkers out of hiding....;)
 
So *that's* what that noise was!

I think the noise was the lurkers accidentally giving themselves away with the sudden intake of breath at seeing spiritedlady’s scrumptious assets... :heart:

Made me wonder how many others are out there...
 
Nods Good Morning to all.....puts the kettle on...tea, anyone?

SL: You certainly live up to your name with the posts above ...Bravo! Fearsome women rock!

(Half of me is expecting a withering response and the other half is wondering if I am secretly wanting such.....side thought: what has being on Lit done to me?) :)

AP, SL and Angelica....watch out Boys! :D

Anyway... here's a spiky thing...have no idea what it's proper name is (and, No, it's not Spike nor is it Fluffy!)

https://www.***********/s/83fk8rzqwdtzhp6/Screenshot**02019-04-13**0at**007.04.18.png?dl=0

Is it blue? If so, possibly a Eryngium planum... or my preferred name - blue hobbit...

I’m having my tea in the garden but it’s bloomin’ nippy... morning!
 
I'm having mine in my pants in the Man Cave...

Here is a colour version....it's green. Is it a teasel?

I shall call it Dave

https://www.***********/s/p3oz9ffih24mjuc/spiky**0-**0colour.png?dl=0

I’m jealous of the man cave - I want one...

Dave looks like he’s turning blue...
 
I’m jealous of the man cave - I want one...

Dave looks like he’s turning blue...

Dave is a bit of a tease! I don't think it is, teasels tend to be brown. Did you know that teasels are still used the manufacture and on going maintenance of snooker tables to raise the nap on the cloth?
Interesting! Perhaps you should rename him Steve!!
 
I'm jealous. SL is getting all this attention over a pair of cracking norks. If I post my dick is everyone going to say it's lovely?
 
I wonder if, because Dave was a 'grower' and still had some sap rising....nah, I've run out of innuendos...can you give me one?

:D

PS: Only joking!

Right on cue, Steve will certainly give you one.
Ruth, I think your dick is probably a thing of beauty to be viewed only in pitch darkness
 
I have googled unattractive cocks... note to self... don’t do that again...
 
Can't be unseen?

In the interests of research, what was the most disturbing thing?

Glad we’ve moved on from Dave/Steve to which I can contribute nothing ( as a person who has to have an app to identify plants). A thread about deformed cocks is far more at my level, although thankfully not within my personal experience.
 
I'm jealous. SL is getting all this attention over a pair of cracking norks. If I post my dick is everyone going to say it's lovely?

It’s a cheap trick Ruthie.... I know I can get my tits out and get attention. ( I work with police officers) but I’m actually more interested in who pays attention to me when I’m covered up.
 
I have googled unattractive cocks... note to self... don’t do that again...

Oh you said unattractive and in my head I made that “ deformed”. Clearly I’m the one always in the market for an extreme thrill ( naughty wink)

( that’s clearly a joke... please don’t send me dick pics... deformed or otherwise)
 
Oh you said unattractive and in my head I made that “ deformed”. Clearly I’m the one always in the market for an extreme thrill ( naughty wink)

( that’s clearly a joke... please don’t send me dick pics... deformed or otherwise)

What was that SL? I heard something about you wanting dick pics? :cattail:

I do feel for these guys... obviously medical issues in some cases...

NSFW...

https://www.kaotic.com/video/Opjb3ISS_2016319173510?page=1
 
Thanks for all the lovely comments... giving a 48 year old, unfashionably curvy woman a nice boost!

There can be something very attractive about an older woman with curves, the ones I know all have a confidence and sureness about them.
 
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