Swannie's Random Stuff

Paul Hollywood doing me from behind,

I suppose there must be a few women out there who don't find Mr Hollywood just a tiny bit creepy,
and removing your tights before the moment passes may be a bit more than he can manage.
 
Time zones finally got me. I'm pretty generous with the odd anti-histamine and melatonin to fudge the brain but it had enough of that and had me up at 3am. Old trusty and some ipad porn hit the spot but after 2 hours of jilling around, I finally gave up the ghost and went out for a pre-dawn walk around the park and streets. Had a coffee and had a Paul Hollywood look alike put some seriously skilled moves on me. Smooth as that one, even had the brain thinking that a big shag before breakfast would be lovely, wonder if that beard is nicely conditioned and not tickly on the girly bits. Anyway bid him farewell and good luck with his day and squelched my way back along Piccadilly.
So still in my tights that kept me warm, a few more thoughts about Paul Hollywood doing me from behind, and I suppose I had better get some breakfast into me and productive.
The only question is do I stay in the lubricious Mr Hollywood induced state or do I dolly up in stockings and maybe /maybe not?
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London rarely closes at night, always somewhere open.

Now that rear end sight is something that I see most mornings here, the 20 year old girl who is responsible for securing my sons wheelchair in the bus when he goes out, wears a variety of skin tight, often see through tights, leggings or similar as pants and shows off her thongs or strings underneath. Perks me up for the day.
 
Chocolate egg-spresso martinis. Courtesy of Dave, the author of "The Barrista's Guide to Espionage" if you are into e-books. Suppose one won't hurt before the last thing for the day.
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Chocolate egg-spresso martinis. Courtesy of Dave, the author of "The Barrista's Guide to Espionage" if you are into e-books. Suppose one won't hurt before the last thing for the day.
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That looks yummy indeed... see if you can drink one without licking your lips? :D
 
If you can tolerate the chill breeze then I'd say stockings, but keeping the tights, with what must now be a delicious aroma, would be absolutely acceptable as wel i think. Gorgeous bottom.
Went stockings again. I don't get many chill days to wear them so have to make the most if it
Well that delicious view also makes me wonder if a beard would tickle the girly bits...😉💋
Beards only usually get a look in when he has come back from a remote trip and gets to me before getting to a shower.
Mr Hollywood, the baker one, would be kneading your buns in no time at all ;)

Personally, seeing as we've seen this one, I'd love to see you in stockings... I know, bit selfish but someone had to say it lol
Well you saw stockings the other day so it will have to wait until something interesting comes up
I would want you to stay in the Mr. Hollywood mind and lose the knickers for easy access whenever privacy permit's.. Butt that's just me ;)
Duly noted
Suns back out over in the West

Wriggling your toes in the sun must feel delicious, and the photo raises more than a few expectations, but there must be a few foot fetishist viewing your thread, and pointing your toes would make their day complete.
I once out a foot pic in the couples thread. I have to look after them as beach running in bare feet, actually bare feet at all times I can, and smooth feet is not a natural connection.
Paul Hollywood doing me from behind,

I suppose there must be a few women out there who don't find Mr Hollywood just a tiny bit creepy,
and removing your tights before the moment passes may be a bit more than he can manage.
The Hollywood thing was a random thought that popped into my head not long ago. I was at an event featuring Nigella Lawson (now that girl has a figure to die for) and she ended up on my table. Somehow the topic of conversation turned to salt and pepper beards, dexterous (useful) hands for a bedroom massage and she said Paul Hollywood coming in from behind making bread with your bum while you watch him in the mirror was the current flavour of thought amongst her set. Brain says hello, lets store that away in the ideas to explore file.
London rarely closes at night, always somewhere open.

Now that rear end sight is something that I see most mornings here, the 20 year old girl who is responsible for securing my sons wheelchair in the bus when he goes out, wears a variety of skin tight, often see through tights, leggings or similar as pants and shows off her thongs or strings underneath. Perks me up for the day.
Confidence is a great thing. There are still the odd dinosaurs that want to undermine it but on the whole people are owning it again now, so happy everyone.
Oh have two.. Go for it.. You deserve another
I did. Dave's Easter egg halves with Baileys as an edible drink had to wait.
That looks intriguing
I think the halves with Baileys are probably more doable at home. Espresso martinis need a bit to much effort.
That looks yummy indeed... see if you can drink one without licking your lips? :D
Reminds me of the one about the Eskimo that puts his car in to the mechanics. Comes back and the mechanic says looks like you've blown a seal. He says nah just had an icecream.
 
Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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Double check Liz and Phil: are there milk bottles on the doorstep? If so you may be lucky. London transport system is engineering works crap most weekends but Gatwick particularly shitty. . Allow extra time and take decent limo minicab on expenses
 
Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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It appears that the London hotel concierges have a knack of being able to locate anything even at ungodly hours. Must take years of training.

I see you are tightly done up for travel. Lovely pics.
 
It appears that the London hotel concierges have a knack of being able to locate anything even at ungodly hours. Must take years of training.

I see you are tightly done up for travel. Lovely pics.

Back in the day the concierge used to have to buy their way into the top clubs and 5*. I knew one in the 60s paid twenty grand admission, worked five years , bought a chicken farm, lost money, couldn't afford to buy back in so he topped himself.
 
Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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Safe travels - hope our rubbish public transport doesn’t bugger you up too much. I gather next weekend will be worse, engineering works all over the shop over Easter, xx
 
Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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Wonderful view, thank you. Hope you managed to negotiate the station hops to Gatwick ok.
 
Time zones finally got me. I'm pretty generous with the odd anti-histamine and melatonin to fudge the brain but it had enough of that and had me up at 3am. Old trusty and some ipad porn hit the spot but after 2 hours of jilling around, I finally gave up the ghost and went out for a pre-dawn walk around the park and streets. Had a coffee and had a Paul Hollywood look alike put some seriously skilled moves on me. Smooth as that one, even had the brain thinking that a big shag before breakfast would be lovely, wonder if that beard is nicely conditioned and not tickly on the girly bits. Anyway bid him farewell and good luck with his day and squelched my way back along Piccadilly.
So still in my tights that kept me warm, a few more thoughts about Paul Hollywood doing me from behind, and I suppose I had better get some breakfast into me and productive.
The only question is do I stay in the lubricious Mr Hollywood induced state or do I dolly up in stockings and maybe /maybe not?
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Magnificent bottom
 
Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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I'm up way too early as well. And this pic really has me up.
 
quite lovely miss s, quite lovely indeed
Thank you, just traveling stuff
Double check Liz and Phil: are there milk bottles on the doorstep? If so you may be lucky. London transport system is engineering works crap most weekends but Gatwick particularly shitty. . Allow extra time and take decent limo minicab on expenses
So I found out. I don't normally do Gatwick but BA called and said that the Saturday flight out of there left 3 hours earlier than normal so I accepted the change to get a full afternoon in over here.
It appears that the London hotel concierges have a knack of being able to locate anything even at ungodly hours. Must take years of training.

I see you are tightly done up for travel. Lovely pics.
My bloke at that hotel is world class at being able to get hold of anything at anytime.
Back in the day the concierge used to have to buy their way into the top clubs and 5*. I knew one in the 60s paid twenty grand admission, worked five years , bought a chicken farm, lost money, couldn't afford to buy back in so he topped himself.
I'd believe it, he does pretty well I'd say.
Safe travels - hope our rubbish public transport doesn’t bugger you up too much. I gather next weekend will be worse, engineering works all over the shop over Easter, xx
All good, I just went over to London Bridge and navigated from there. Once past the early morning crowds it was moving along. But a good call to go earlier. As it turns out I knew one of the pilots so had a good chinwag along the way.
Wonderful view, thank you. Hope you managed to negotiate the station hops to Gatwick ok.
Fine. I have been on the regular service to Brighton and south so just replicated.
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It's quite serviceable.
I'm up way too early as well. And this pic really has me up.
I had a good sleep on the plane
Nigella Lawson

You move in exotic circles, she certainly is a bit tasty.
She certainly is. It is not the television lights
Double the photos, twice the pleasure.
Glad you enjoyed.



On that note, Viva Las Vegas. Just sitting down to a John Fogerty concert and then a midnight dinner booking.
 
Thank you, just traveling stuff

So I found out. I don't normally do Gatwick but BA called and said that the Saturday flight out of there left 3 hours earlier than normal so I accepted the change to get a full afternoon in over here.

My bloke at that hotel is world class at being able to get hold of anything at anytime.

I'd believe it, he does pretty well I'd say.

All good, I just went over to London Bridge and navigated from there. Once past the early morning crowds it was moving along. But a good call to go earlier. As it turns out I knew one of the pilots so had a good chinwag along the way.

Fine. I have been on the regular service to Brighton and south so just replicated.

It's quite serviceable.

I had a good sleep on the plane

She certainly is. It is not the television lights

Glad you enjoyed.



On that note, Viva Las Vegas. Just sitting down to a John Fogerty concert and then a midnight dinner booking.
Quite a busy time. Safe onward journeys :rose:
 
Up way too early. The concierge gave me the heads up that one of the only times that I fly out of Gatwick to take advantage of an early flight, the Express is cancelled this weekend and its a school holiday saturday. "Grim, love, Grim. All the little darlings all up before dawn, not had their breakfast yet. Grim" Now over the years "Grim" has been his answer to any request I make and he still manages to pull sold out concert tickets etc out of his hat. Anyway, will trudge across town and catch some other train.

So a quick circuit around the parks in the dark, no lights on at Lizzie and Phil's so can't bludge a cuppa there, change and best be on my way just in case.

Just undies today. I usually like these ones in B&W but you can have a bit of raw colour instead.
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Well... see... you've gone and done it again! I was never a fan of tights (pantyhose) but rapidly changing my mind :D
 
Boobs, well its sunday so I think loose will be the order of the day today. I might reluctantly throw a shirt on to go downstairs.
Pre-breakfast has arrived so will have a nibble to keep me going until brunch. Poke poke poke in the arse at still dark o'clock wanting access, so I'm hungry now after that workout. If he doesn't hurry out of the shower I will eat it all on my own.
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Boobs, well its sunday so I think loose will be the order of the day today. I might reluctantly throw a shirt on to go downstairs.
Pre-breakfast has arrived so will have a nibble to keep me going until brunch. Poke poke poke in the arse at still dark o'clock wanting access, so I'm hungry now after that workout. If he doesn't hurry out of the shower I will eat it all on my own.
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Yessssssssssssssssssss
 
Boobs, well its sunday so I think loose will be the order of the day today. I might reluctantly throw a shirt on to go downstairs.
Pre-breakfast has arrived so will have a nibble to keep me going until brunch. Poke poke poke in the arse at still dark o'clock wanting access, so I'm hungry now after that workout. If he doesn't hurry out of the shower I will eat it all on my own.
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Lovely pics, champagne breakfast?
 
Boobs, well its sunday so I think loose will be the order of the day today. I might reluctantly throw a shirt on to go downstairs.
Pre-breakfast has arrived so will have a nibble to keep me going until brunch. Poke poke poke in the arse at still dark o'clock wanting access, so I'm hungry now after that workout. If he doesn't hurry out of the shower I will eat it all on my own.
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Boobs and Sunday breakfast at the Wynn. The pancakes at the Terrace outside by the pool is my favourite there.
Does the "He" of the second glass and shower fame mean you have taken on a lover there?
 
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