Hello from London!

[where_is_RUTH]

What the actual fuck.... I turn my back for 5 minutes and I’m relegated to “ tea or coffee sir” ?

Hello Canadians.

As long as I can fuck someone and pull there hair, I'll happily serve tea and coffee the rest if the time

And I've just had my first vegan sausage roll. As with all things in life. It was just fine. Not something I'm fussed about, just glad I've done it... Like fucking the mother-in-law.

 

[Spiritedlady]

As long as I can fuck someone and pull there hair, I'll happily serve tea and coffee the rest if the time

And I've just had my first vegan sausage roll. As with all things in life. It was just fine. Not something I'm fussed about, just glad I've done it... Like fucking the mother-in-law.

Jesus, surely you haven’t ventured into Greggs?

 

[Polranny]

Jesus, surely you haven’t ventured into Greggs?

Was there a choice between Greggs and Ruth's m-i-l?

 

[MrDevereaux]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but we have 880 posts left before this thread gets locked ...

 

[phil_o]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but we have 880 posts left before this thread gets locked ...

879 !

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Is it unfriendly to make the follow on thread “fuck off from London?”

This made me chuckle a little - I do like Danny Baker....

 

[Spiritedlady]

Is it unfriendly to make the follow on thread “fuck off from London?”

This made me chuckle a little - I do like Danny Baker....

LOL - and isn’t furious a great word too...along with livid.

 

[ilovesmartmen]

Hi I'm Peter 32 from London. Working as a auditor in a large organisation with constant deadlines and other headaches. Was recommended this site by a male colleague after winning sexiest voice in the office challenge!
Complicated domestic life (who's isn't sadly) so hopefully will use this as a escape. Looking for nice chats but quite reticent so do excuse this.

Hi Peter,

Let's have a talk.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Is it unfriendly to make the follow on thread “fuck off from London?”

I don't care if it is unfriendly, I just foresee posts lecturing us about being unfriendly. And I will have to waste energy scrolling past them.

I don't have any brilliant suggestions.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don't care if it is unfriendly, I just foresee posts lecturing us about being unfriendly. And I will have to waste energy scrolling past them.

I don't have any brilliant suggestions.

How about Hands Across the Sea I know it does not have fucking or...oh wait...how about Fucking Hands Across the sea...or....How's Your fucking British you fat cunt...or...maybe it is time to shut up X

 

[AngelicaS1780]

How about Hands Across the Sea I know it does not have fucking or...oh wait...how about Fucking Hands Across the sea...or....How's Your fucking British you fat cunt...or...maybe it is time to shut up X

Fucking Livid Cunts?

 

[Polranny]

Fucking Livid Cunts?

Worried blue eyes from Finsbury Park and friends all say hello!

What does Mr.D think?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

TANGENT.

it's been years since I've seen chicks with guns! Was It ever a thing other than in Tarentinos head?

(I may have been drinking)(hich)

Fuck that's other post wasted...

Thinking about it, we are officially squatting here. We should squat somewhere else (I'm not serious, squatting isn't nice)

Squirting on the other hand

 

[MrDevereaux]

TANGENT.

it's been years since I've seen chicks with guns! Was It ever a thing other than in Tarentinos head?

(I may have been drinking)(hich)

Fuck that's other post wasted...

Thinking about it, we are officially squatting here. We should squat somewhere else (I'm not serious, squatting isn't nice)

Squirting on the other hand

Depends where you are squatting, or what a lady is squatting on! Squirting ... oh yes.

I might post a personal that we can hijack.

 

[Spiritedlady]

Depends where you are squatting, or what a lady is squatting on! Squirting ... oh yes.

I might post a personal that we can hijack.

Oh I remember squirting.... those were the days ( wistful look)

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Oh I remember squirting.... those were the days ( wistful look)

Never seen it, and I don't think its because I'm shit in bed

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I've not played this but "soggy biscuit" anyone.

A game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his load wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I’d offer to start a personal specifically so you could hijack it (I have sometimes wondered what I would write if I did my own personal...)

But I’d be a tiny bit worried you lot would leave me hanging and it would either have no interest or I would be fighting off desperate souls...

Ps - no thank you to the biscuit...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I’d offer to start a personal specifically so you could hijack it (I have sometimes wondered what I would write if I did my own personal...)

But I’d be a tiny bit worried you lot would leave me hanging and it would either have no interest or I would be fighting off desperate souls...

Ps - no thank you to the biscuit...

If we don't say anything the mod's don't always shut threads down straight away do they...

Hang on. I know some mods. I'll have a chat. I'm SURE they'll do me a favour (fuck where's the sarcasm button)

 

[Polranny]

I’d offer to start a personal specifically so you could hijack it (I have sometimes wondered what I would write if I did my own personal...)

But I’d be a tiny bit worried you lot would leave me hanging and it would either have no interest or I would be fighting off desperate souls...

Ps - no thank you to the biscuit...

We're a close knit group, Allia. No way would you be left hanging any more than us blokes would be left dangling. We have 'standards' to keep up. As for desperates,
they can have a feeding frenzy on Ruth's biscuit .

 

[Spiritedlady]

I've not played this but "soggy biscuit" anyone.

A game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his load wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

Fucking grim - obviously a former prep school boy !

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Fucking grim - obviously a former prep school boy !

Was a work discussion. Rugbi tour I think. Personally, while they are doing that I'd be chatting up the ladies #repressed homo's

(No offence to actual gay people BTW)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

A work discussion?

I discuss brexit with my colleagues... and my theatre trips... and what I had for dinner... I’ve never discussed wanking on a biscuit... you’d need quite a robust biscuit to hold up to squirting...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

A work discussion?

I discuss brexit with my colleagues... and my theatre trips... and what I had for dinner... I’ve never discussed wanking on a biscuit... you’d need quite a robust biscuit to hold up to squirting...

The joys of a locker room

 

[Spiritedlady]

A work discussion?

I discuss brexit with my colleagues... and my theatre trips... and what I had for dinner... I’ve never discussed wanking on a biscuit... you’d need quite a robust biscuit to hold up to squirting...

Well I would like to offer some assistance with field research to explore this further..... I guess I could provide the biscuits.

My vote would be party rings ( )