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In other other news... taken from this morning’s Times...

Andrew Percy, Tory MP for Brigg & Goole, said he retreated to the cupboard to get away from Brexit tumult. “I found a hidey spot,” he told the BBC podcast Brexitcast. “I close the door, turn the light off and put my jacket over me. It’s quite dark.” Mr Percy, 41, added: “I voted for no-deal twice. I voted for the prime minister’s deal three times. I voted for the Norway option a couple of times. Whatever you do you still get shouted at.”

I can sympathise with wanting to hide... I have days I genuinely want to climb the desk and stay hidden for a while... sometimes when home alone...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
In other other news... taken from this morning’s Times...

Andrew Percy, Tory MP for Brigg & Goole, said he retreated to the cupboard to get away from Brexit tumult. “I found a hidey spot,” he told the BBC podcast Brexitcast. “I close the door, turn the light off and put my jacket over me. It’s quite dark.” Mr Percy, 41, added: “I voted for no-deal twice. I voted for the prime minister’s deal three times. I voted for the Norway option a couple of times. Whatever you do you still get shouted at.”

I can sympathise with wanting to hide... I have days I genuinely want to climb the desk and stay hidden for a while... sometimes when home alone...
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I can't stand farage but at least he has his conviction (and will hopefully be locked up for it.

Thus guy has flipped and flopped like a dying fish out if water. Brexit has shown that he is in the wrong job!

As Jess is quoted as saying. Since entering politics she's met rich people with no discernable skills - she'd not ask them to hold her pint, as they'd do it wrong!!!
 
Tibetan Cherry blossom? LMAO.

God damnit I’ve only got bog standard apple and plum.

This thread cannot help but be rock and roll... and not very London sounding either.
 
Spiritedlady said:
Tibetan Cherry blossom? LMAO.

God damnit I’ve only got bog standard apple and plum.

This thread cannot help but be rock and roll... and not very London sounding either.
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Oh, sophisticated me (and the crew).

And we've talked about where we're going to go when (if) the thread gets closed...

Answers on a postcard! (Bloody phones, taking away our catchphrases)
 
Just in case you don’t follow my thread... Lego porn is a thing...

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AlliaPotestas said:
Just in case you don’t follow my thread... Lego porn is a thing...

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Best leave it until after the watershed. Is there a branch of Ann Summers in Legoland? Otherwise we could try a visit to Chestytown World of Adventures, alt.on towers, or Wookey Hole
 
Alton Towers would be great. Random thing: stood in street the other day, overheard some guy saying he knew Alton towers when it was JUST gardens. It’s probably grown beyond what I knew it as twenty odd years ago.
 
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I haven’t been to Alton Towers in yonks - we should go... who’s driving the minibus?

I’ve never had a bong... in fact not even a ciggy... I have clearly always been too much of a goody two shoes. I did consider buying a cigar for a lit shot... I need to get out more...
 
Beano

Are we going on a beano? (would I even be invited?)
Last beano I went on turned out very messy, I didn't even have one drink as I drove the mini bus borrowed from a church, tried to clean it out after but the smell of stale sick and sex lingered on! Oh the good old days.
 
phil_o said:
Are we going on a beano? (would I even be invited?)
Last beano I went on turned out very messy, I didn't even have one drink as I drove the mini bus borrowed from a church, tried to clean it out after but the smell of stale sick and sex lingered on! Oh the good old days.
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Let's hire a routemaster bus and we can do a Lunnun panoramic before heading up the M1 to alt.on towers.
Tee hee! We could even look up Allia's skirt as she goes up the stairs .
 
Polranny said:
Let's hire a routemaster bus and we can do a Lunnun panoramic before heading up the M1 to alt.on towers.
Tee hee! We could even look up Allia's skirt as she goes up the stairs .
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Hmmmm.... I suspect I wouldn’t be silly enough to wear a skirt to Alton towers...

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Polranny said:
Let's hire a routemaster bus and we can do a Lunnun panoramic before heading up the M1 to alt.on towers.
Tee hee! We could even look up Allia's skirt as she goes up the stairs .
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A proper route master so we can hang off the back like when we were kids.

Looking up Allias skirt would be a bonus. Stockings and suspenders?
 
Polranny said:
Phil o and I will just have to sulk.
(Phil o bring your health and efficiency back numbers and we can sit on the top deck and enjoy the highbrow literature)
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LOL.
You can't get better then some good H&S magazines, love the round up of latest accidents normally in the back.
 
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