Stick something up the butt of the Litster above you.

[EmpressJosephine]

Not my cock

http://www.sexztime.com/img/p/292-1324-large.jpg


Yes, there really is such a thing as a clown-shaped vibratot!

 

[base10]

http://www.sexztime.com/img/p/292-1324-large.jpg


Yes, there really is such a thing as a clown-shaped vibratot!

A buttplug with a black tail would be a nice addition to her ensemble

 

[papadoc19]

Cuff links

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A potato. Because why not?

 

[IhateClowns]

An anal cream pie. I think Sara Lee makes one.

 

[Suz_anne]

C3PO. But we could start with R2D2.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

C3PO. But we could start with R2D2.

Ah, come on, can't I just use my dick for once?

 

[Jada59]

Ah, come on, can't I just use my dick for once?

A strawberry.

 

[WildPoppy]

A strawberry.

A digital thermometer

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

A digital thermometer

A poppy

 

[puppett]

A poppy

A cherry

 

[Jada59]

A cherry

Finger puppet.

 

[fullservice65]

My tongue.

 

[JugheadJane]

My tongue.

A full dinner service.

 

[fullservice65]

A full dinner service.

A trombone.

 

[done_got_old]

a tootsie pop

 

[ashik09]

a tootsie pop

A page of rolled-up Oscar Wilde witticisms.

 

[IhateClowns]

A page of rolled-up Oscar Wilde witticisms.

A troll doll.

 

[lustpuppy]

A troll doll.

expanding foam

 

[Devlishone4fun]

The trumpet end, so it would really give a true meaning that I just tooted.

 

[curvyangel1969]

The trumpet end, so it would really give a true meaning that I just tooted.

I'm afraid to answer this for fear of the next dubious thing someone might select.

Ummm... emergency flashlight. Just a small one though. Not one that a police officer might use.

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm afraid to answer this for fear of the next dubious thing someone might select.

Ummm... emergency flashlight. Just a small one though. Not one that a police officer might use.

Hand


https://fiverr-res.cloudinary.com/images/t_main1,q_auto,f_auto/gigs/32750/original/IMG_2914/teach-you-how-to-make-giant-hands.jpg

 

[curvyangel1969]

Hand


https://fiverr-res.cloudinary.com/images/t_main1,q_auto,f_auto/gigs/32750/original/IMG_2914/teach-you-how-to-make-giant-hands.jpg

Lol. Lord help me if those fit.

Pretzel dog.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Lol. Lord help me if those fit.

Pretzel dog.

I need to think some more about this. She seems like a wonderful woman, and I should be considerate.

I'll just leave this idea here for now though...

https://cdn.makitatools.com/apps/cms/img/d29/e4c99bc2-583d-4f25-bc60-28fa1d3504b1_d-29979_p_500px.png?width=216&height=216&trim.threshold=80&trim.percentpadding=1

 

[IhateClowns]

I need to think some more about this. She seems like a wonderful woman, and I should be considerate.

I'll just leave this idea here for now though...

https://cdn.makitatools.com/apps/cms/img/d29/e4c99bc2-583d-4f25-bc60-28fa1d3504b1_d-29979_p_500px.png?width=216&height=216&trim.threshold=80&trim.percentpadding=1

A shoe horn so other people can put larger things in