Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[bunny4med]

She's a Playboy bunny thinking about med school someday, not a real doctor (so everyone stop asking her for medical advice! )

Wears two different shoes all the time and tells everyone she has another pair just like them at home.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Wears two different shoes all the time and tells everyone she has another pair just like them at home.

Raises wholly caterpillars because she wants to make a one of a kind wholly caterpillar coat

 

[neakman]

Raises wholly caterpillars because she wants to make a one of a kind wholly caterpillar coat

Is working a quilt for next winter with squares of Porn stars.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is working a quilt for next winter with squares of Porn stars.

Works as a waiter; grates cheese off of his abs

 

[Illnevertell79]

Works as a waiter; grates cheese off of his abs

Loves cheese!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Loves cheese!

She's really an open book, tells all.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

She's really an open book, tells all.

He wears tassel pasties all the time... he even has glow in the dark ones.

 

[Illnevertell79]

He wears tassel pasties all the time... he even has glow in the dark ones.

She collects cactuses

 

[jasonmason]

She collects cactuses

She actually tells it all. All the time, to anyone and everyone. Even without being asked.

 

[VoraciousValue]

She actually tells it all. All the time, to anyone and everyone. Even without being asked.

Thinks the Masons are a global conspiracy.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Thinks the Masons are a global conspiracy.

He's a maple syrup gatherer in Florida. Yes, he's unemployed.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He's a maple syrup gatherer in Florida. Yes, he's unemployed.

Huge Red Sox fan.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Huge Red Sox fan.

Super Cowboys fan.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Super Cowboys fan.

Has a VHS collection of all curling events that took place from 1997- today

 

[gentold]

Has a VHS collection of all curling events that took place from 1997- today

their antennae is currently not receiving , domesticated

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

their antennae is currently not receiving , domesticated

Makes macaroni art. Is in negotiation with a gallery for a showing.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Makes macaroni art. Is in negotiation with a gallery for a showing.

Has a pet snake named Ralph. But doesn't know how to tell if it's male or female

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Has a pet snake named Ralph. But doesn't know how to tell if it's male or female

Ralph is gender non-conforming I'll have you know and prefers it/itself pronouns. I'm not gonna assume its gender until it decides


Insists that all guests recycle their toothpicks to save the rain forest

 

[CamronsInsider]

Ralph is gender non-conforming I'll have you know and prefers it/itself pronouns. I'm not gonna assume its gender until it decides


Insists that all guests recycle their toothpicks to save the rain forest

Is suing Ray Bradbury over the half of Mars he believes he owns

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Is suing Ray Bradbury over the half of Mars he believes he owns

Does insider trading in the pickled pig's feet market

 

[CamronsInsider]

Does insider trading in the pickled pig's feet market

Has been smuggling dogs in from Canada for the last 25 years.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Has been smuggling dogs in from Canada for the last 25 years.

He was an Abalone diver for a few years, but gave it up after the sea urchin attack in '89. His scars tingle to this day.

 

[CamronsInsider]

He was an Abalone diver for a few years, but gave it up after the sea urchin attack in '89. His scars tingle to this day.

I like that!

A devoted X-files fan, has spent the last 10 years tracking down all the leads Mulder and Scully didn't follow up on.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I like that!

A devoted X-files fan, has spent the last 10 years tracking down all the leads Mulder and Scully didn't follow up on.

Bikini, heels, and Queen's "Breakfree" are essentials for his vacuuming on Tuesdays.

 

[DarkSimian]

Bikini, heels, and Queen's "Breakfree" are essentials for his vacuuming on Tuesdays.

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