Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[DarkSimian]

Uber's Porn Stars on the Weekends

Actually a maître de at Olive Garden

 

[DeckardNYC]

Actually a maître de at Olive Garden

Banned from Olive Garden since the nipple piercing at dinner incident.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Banned from Olive Garden since the nipple piercing at dinner incident.

He was a referee to a midget pudding wrestling match. He still shivers at the smell of butterscotch pudding.

 

[DarkSimian]

He was a referee to a midget pudding wrestling match. He still shivers at the smell of butterscotch pudding.

Tristate Naked Wesson Oil Twister Champion 3 yrs running

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Tristate Naked Wesson Oil Twister Champion 3 yrs running

Truth! How did you know?!

He's not actually hairy.. or at least it's not his hair...

 

[DarkSimian]

Truth! How did you know?!

He's not actually hairy.. or at least it's not his hair...

Has a 2x mirror on the ceiling over her bed

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a 2x mirror on the ceiling over her bed

He wears hair extensions.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

He wears hair extensions.

Isn't at all tempted to talk to me after stalking me for half the night...

 

[Jada59]

He wears hair extensions.

Has been cross pollinating seeds and has developed a new strain of kale that's going to take the world by storm! It's crossed with radishes and cucumbers, has a strange shape and for some reason is purple. But it's damned tasty~

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Has been cross pollinating seeds and has developed a new strain of kale that's going to take the world by storm! It's crossed with radishes and cucumbers, has a strange shape and for some reason is purple. But it's damned tasty~

Is secretly naked under her clothes.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is secretly naked under her clothes.

He's a prepper, just ordered 2,000 cases of scotch for his armageddeon hideaway.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

He's a prepper, just ordered 2,000 cases of scotch for his armageddeon hideaway.

Has detailed plans to storm TANSTAAFLs redoubt and steal all his booze once the apocalypse begins

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has detailed plans to storm TANSTAAFLs redoubt and steal all his booze once the apocalypse begins

Also a prepper, just ordered 3,000 cases of children's floaties in case global warming causes the oceans to reach his 7,000 foot altitude hideaway.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Also a prepper, just ordered 3,000 cases of children's floaties in case global warming causes the oceans to reach his 7,000 foot altitude hideaway.

No no no...I'll make a raft with all the Diet Coke 2 L bottles that I have been hoarding.


Puts German pfennigs in his penny loafers so he can rage at the machine.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks that the best foundations are build in sand.

 

[dashie33]

Thinks that the best foundations are build in sand.

Only foundation they know anything about is the classes they attend.

 

[DarkSimian]

Only foundation they know anything about is the classes they attend.

Still has training wheels on her bike

 

[DeckardNYC]

Still has training wheels on her bike

Another prepper (am I overdoing it?), just ordered 40 year supply of flea powder.

 

[DarkSimian]

Another prepper (am I overdoing it?), just ordered 40 year supply of flea powder.

Never overdoes it on the threads

 

[CamronsInsider]

Another prepper (am I overdoing it?), just ordered 40 year supply of flea powder.

Won the POWERBALL!!!! Is making a generous donation to Lit to update the messge board!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

Won the POWERBALL!!!! Is making a generous donation to Lit to update the messge board!!!

Skipped me on purpose on another thread because he likes playing with fire.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once trashed her prized heel to save a girl from the chupacabra

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Once trashed her prized heel to save a girl from the chupacabra

Keeps the heels in a shrine that he keeps a lighted candle on.

 

[bunny4med]

Keeps the heels in a shrine that he keeps a lighted candle on.

Slowly adding to the dog team to compete in the Iditarod

 

[LizVegas79]

Slowly adding to the dog team to compete in the Iditarod

She's a Playboy bunny thinking about med school someday, not a real doctor (so everyone stop asking her for medical advice! )