Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[neakman]

There again...not a baseless lie.



Makes cheese cake with Feta.

not baseless, Im greek so Feta is my go to cheese.

wears her underwear backwards on even days.

 

[PapaRomantic]

not baseless, Im greek so Feta is my go to cheese.

wears her underwear backwards on even days.

Tells people he's Greek, but those who know him understand that he adds the letter "R" as a way of shielding what he really is.

 

[neakman]

Tells people he's Greek, but those who know him understand that he adds the letter "R" as a way of shielding what he really is.

nice..

Is the inventor of the Chia pet.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Tells people he's Greek, but those who know him understand that he adds the letter "R" as a way of shielding what he really is.

sniffs whiteboard markers for the contact high...and pretends he's a stoner.

 

[neakman]

Has a secret art studio where he watches Bob Ross videos and paints happy little trees

is staring at a picture of a beach in her AV.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Has a secret art studio where he watches Bob Ross videos and paints happy little trees

Wants to be on "Wheel Of Fortune," but only as Vanna White - she's got this major crush on Pat Sajek.

 

[neakman]

Wants to be on "Wheel Of Fortune," but only as Vanna White - she's got this major crush on Pat Sajek.

once found a fossil of a plastic cup and took it to the Smithsonian.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

once found a fossil of a plastic cup and took it to the Smithsonian.

Is aware of this fact because he is a "science blogger" and thought he had a major scoop.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is aware of this fact because he is a "science blogger" and thought he had a major scoop.

When she goes on dates, she puts her hair in a pony tail so guys can see her "I'm Easy" tattoo on the back of her neck.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

When she goes on dates, she puts her hair in a pony tail so guys can see her "I'm Easy" tattoo on the back of her neck.

Uses hot dog water as a bourbon chaser

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Uses hot dog water as a bourbon chaser

Has never been to Mars, but has eaten a Maars Bar, so close enough for a Princess.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Has never been to Mars, but has eaten a Maars Bar, so close enough for a Princess.

Chain smokes candy cigarettes

 

[CamronsInsider]

Chain smokes candy cigarettes

Originally wanted to use the handle "Dorethy's Shoes", but felt it wasn't creative enough, so rearranged the letters to spell "Deja! Throw The Marbles"

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Originally wanted to use the handle "Dorethy's Shoes", but felt it wasn't creative enough, so rearranged the letters to spell "Deja! Throw The Marbles"

Named his penis, "Moby Dick" and whispers "Thar she blows!" every time he ejaculates.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Named his penis, "Moby Dick" and whispers "Thar she blows!" every time he ejaculates.

Sits at the 4 way and radars cars speed for the local sheriff's dept.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Sits at the 4 way and radars cars speed for the local sheriff's dept.

Is working hard to find an angel investor for her Diet Water MLM company.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Is the only person to be kicked out of the Shark Tank 3 times.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Is the only person to be kicked out of the Shark Tank 3 times.

Regularly shortens the word "analysis" to anal and uses the shortened version in conversation.

 

[DarkSimian]

Regularly shortens the word "analysis" to anal and uses the shortened version in conversation.

Stole Princess Leia's metal bikini

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Stole Princess Leia's metal bikini

Alphabetizes his cleaning supplies by the first ingredient.

 

[DarkSimian]

Alphabetizes his cleaning supplies by the first ingredient.

Went to Mars because she heard that men are from there; only found Marvin

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Went to Mars because she heard that men are from there; only found Marvin

Has a room filled to the brim with monkey figurines and stuffed toys.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a room filled to the brim with monkey figurines and stuffed toys.

*close, but not quite*

Named her vibrator "John Carter"

 

[Apisto42]

*close, but not quite*

Named her vibrator "John Carter"

Tried to trim the body hair with electric clippers one time. Hilarity and blood ensued.

 

[DarkSimian]

Tried to trim the body hair with electric clippers one time. Hilarity and blood ensued.

Trimmed his pubes to give himself a '70s porn stache