Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Aww, I :heart: that movie! :D

She once had an affair with Chef Boyardee.

Lol...and then Little Caesars was created...


Needs to stop trying to court that Swampmonster on the corner of her street. She doesn't groceries that bad🌹
 
Lmao! :D

Okay, I got nothing. :eek:

Always gets flustered at the sight of toothless, dressed up socks and sandled adorned, belt and suspenders wearing 30 year old Boogerbears lurking around to be chivalrous to her....yeah buddy...they are wearing down her defenses....
 
Always gets flustered at the sight of toothless, dressed up socks and sandled adorned, belt and suspenders wearing 30 year old Boogerbears lurking around to be chivalrous to her....yeah buddy...they are wearing down her defenses....

Can only write her poetry with a peacock feather quill pen.
 
She's a forty year old Nun, writing a dissertation on Literotica :D

Found dressed as Patrick Swayze's character in Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar because he's such the fan of the movie.
 
Cheats at strip poker.

Yep, I enter wearing only a band-aid.

Has a face, judging by the avatar, that was squeezed in the birth canal a bit too long before he was pushed out. Has the bird in front to hide it.
 
Yep, I enter wearing only a band-aid.

Has a face, judging by the avatar, that was squeezed in the birth canal a bit too long before he was pushed out. Has the bird in front to hide it.


Takes a week to get into that little yellow dress. But a lot easier to get her out of it...
 
Takes a week to get into that little yellow dress. But a lot easier to get her out of it...

A little bit of butter goes a long way!


Tried putting on my little yellow dress and had better curves than I have.
 
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