❓ Am I The Only One...

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Am I the only one who has a tiny funeral when their favorite pen dies? <sniff> farewell good friend

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Am I the only one who needs to force myself to not have evil thoughts when I see a car NOT pulled up to the furthest pump?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Am I the only one who worries that the more someone knows about me the less they will like me?

 

[Apisto42]

Am I the only one for whom the thought of waffles has been ruined because of lit and the topic of blue waffles?

However, am I the only one who makes a waffle anyway and then puts sausage gravy on it?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Am I the only one who'd rather play here than to get the taxes for a family member together?

 

[Karabare]

Am I the only one who has a tiny funeral when their favorite pen dies? <sniff> farewell good friend

Yes, you are.

Am I the only one who wonders where the hell my favorite pen went?

 

[afriendg]

No, you’re not

Am I the only one who is enjoying this thread immensely in spite of not having anything very interesting to add...
Oh, I really do enjoy making those waffles at the hotel...

 

[neakman]

No, you’re not

Am I the only one who is enjoying this thread immensely in spite of not having anything very interesting to add...
Oh, I really do enjoy making those waffles at the hotel...

no you are not. It beats other threads of boring death.

Am I the only one who thinks The Playground has dropped in its ratings the last year?

 

[Jada59]

Waffles don't appeal to me at all and having owned a waffle iron some years ago, using one certainly doesn't appeal. I could never do them right. They'd slop over, make a mess and then the iron would be hard to clean.

Waffles do appeal to some people though. My dad for instance. At some point, his mom gave him her waffle iron. Now my dad could not cook most things for beans but he did waffles very well. He always loved it when we had guests over so he could impress them with his waffle making skills.

Then a few years ago, my daughter caught the waffle fever. Asked for a waffle iron as a gift. I got her one and also a book called "Will It Waffle?" It's a bunch of recipes for stuff you can make in the waffle iron but... She hates books. She'll read stuff online but not books. Just like my dad, she loved it when we had company so she could impress them with her waffles.

That being said... I don't recall either of them ever making a waffle in a hotel/motel. Actually most of the ones that we stayed in did not have a waffle iron. I do remember seeing a few but I never paid attention to them.

Generally we are not big morning people so we slept in for as long as possible before check out and still being able to get the breakfast. So we were far more likely to grab something that could be eaten quickly. Like an apple and peanut butter. Or in the case of my dad, some sort of sweet baked goods. He was a big sweets lover.

 

[Jada59]

No you’re not. ^

Am I the only one who thinks it’s because, overall, there are just far fewer people posting.

There are very few people posting. Where did they go?

 

[Lord Pmann]

How the hell can come one dislike waffles?! You put butter and syrup on it. I could put butter and syrup on the phone book and it would taste delightful.

Plus, the lovely gemoetric shape is just appeasing.

 

[Apisto42]

Am I the only one who reads the thread “what’s in your inbox” and has to surpress the urge to send gifs/pics that I think are funny to posters who say they don’t have anything in their inbox?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

There are very few people posting. Where did they go?

Apparently, they all went out for waffles.

 

[Jada59]

How the hell can come one dislike waffles?! You put butter and syrup on it. I could put butter and syrup on the phone book and it would taste delightful.

Plus, the lovely gemoetric shape is just appeasing.

I don't like the texture of waffles and I don't much like syrup.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't like the texture of waffles and I don't much like syrup.

Hmmmm. Do you dislike things like fun and freedom too? I'm trying to wrap my mind around someone not liking syrup. And I mean maple syrup. Not that gelatinous goop that comes out of Aunt Jamima's head.

 

[alwaysaway]

Am I the only one who always stays up way too late and complains about being tired the next day?

 

[Miles Long]

Am I the only one who likes to call people a twatwaffle?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Am I the only one who likes to call people a twatwaffle?

No. You are not.

Am I the only one who likes to say Blue Waffle and then when people ask what that is, I tell them to Google it?

 

[alwaysaway]

Am I the only one who likes to call people a twatwaffle?

No, it is a brilliant noun. Along with douche-canoe.

No. You are not.

Am I the only one who likes to say Blue Waffle and then when people ask what that is, I tell them to Google it?

Am I the only one who just Googled Blue Waffle?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Am I the only one who just Googled Blue Waffle?

Was it your first time seeing that?

 

[Apisto42]

No, it is a brilliant noun. Along with douche-canoe.

Am I the only one who just Googled Blue Waffle?

I did not because I learned my lesson last year.

Am the only one who needs to go look at gifs of cute things to scrub my mind clean after googling shit I see on lit?

And: twatwaffle is a most excellent word. Though since I like twats and waffles, it’s leaves me conflicted as to whether it has positive or negative connotations.

 

[alwaysaway]

Was it your first time seeing that?

First AND last. Thank you lol.

 

[Lord Pmann]

First AND last. Thank you lol.

You are welcome. I aim to educate. Nothing is more educational than an iridescent, blue tinted vagina.

Am I the only one who thinks it would be funny to bring up the term "pink sock" and hope people Google it along with the word anal?

Someone did that to me and curiosity killed this cat. I regret everything.

 

[Karabare]

Am I the only one who just Googled Blue Waffle?

OMG! Why didn’t you warn me?

 

[Lord Pmann]

OMG! Why didn’t you warn me?

Am I the only one for thinking you people are better for having seen a blue waffle (and possibly a pink sock)?